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How many girlfriends is too many?
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
That's the limit ^ |
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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It's too many when...
You're polysaturated.
When you're lying to one of them.
When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.
You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
That's the limit ^"
I got one more in me, mambo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"It's too many when...
You're polysaturated.
When you're lying to one of them.
When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.
You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two. "
It’s not up to you, luckily |
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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"It's too many when...
You're polysaturated.
When you're lying to one of them.
When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.
You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two.
It’s not up to you, luckily "
Nooo Pickle, no. You're meant to be an ethical sort. This is painful. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"It's too many when...
You're polysaturated.
When you're lying to one of them.
When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.
You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two.
It’s not up to you, luckily
Nooo Pickle, no. You're meant to be an ethical sort. This is painful. "
Don’t worry I am. I just like playing with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Agree with former poster. If you are lying to one of them it is one too many. If they all know about it, then happy days for all no doubt."
All my girlfriends know about each other |
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"Personally I start to struggle when there are more than three special people in my life. Two I have found is my optimum number with occasional random dalliances thrown in. "
Yup.
437 is a nice idea, but two with extra spice elsewhere, full disclosure to all unless the other person doesn't want it, and sensible management of STI checks.
More can be managed, but satisfying that hunger probably compromises something else as the numbers increase. |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
That's the limit ^"
Dunno
‘Well I’m running down the road tryin’ loosen my load,
I got seven woman on my mind,
Four that want to own me, two that wanna stone me
One says she’s a friend of mine.’
With all possible respect to Mr Bega and his undoubted ability to name to the women involved, I’m more inclined to go with The Eagles
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Oh Shirley, oh Deborah
Oh Julie, oh Jane
Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue
Deborah, Annabel, too....."
I loved you from the bottom of my pencil case.. ?
Is that the next line or I love the PRS cheques? |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught |
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By *irthandgirthMan 39 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
That's the limit ^"
Lou Bega is a lying POS. He promised to release Mambo No 6 when covid ended.
*taps watch in irritation* |
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"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught"
See now I find that one a bit much. My wife found a blonde hair in the back of her car and was convinced I'd been fucking a friend.
The friend is 5' 11'' and it was a Hyundai i10 is that even possible? You don't have to be fucking to lose a strand of hair! |
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By *irthandgirthMan 39 weeks ago
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"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught"
At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught
At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though "
Oh Nikita! |
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"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught
At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though
Oh Nikita!"
Did she say "It moscow up my bum"? |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught
At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though
Oh Nikita!
Did she say "It moscow up my bum"? "
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"I am
Old school just one person is enough as I like to commit all to that one
This is cute. "
I just like to invest my energy into one person and that person gets all of me and hopefully it’s reciprocated |
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"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many
I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.
And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.
Spooky."
I’m a witch. Fact |
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"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many
I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.
And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.
Spooky.
I’m a witch. Fact "
You just got even sexier! And I thought that wasn't possible. |
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"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many
I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.
And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.
Spooky.
I’m a witch. Fact
You just got even sexier! And I thought that wasn't possible. "
I will polish my broomstick |
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By *ark73XXXMan 39 weeks ago
North Staffs/South Cheshire |
"It's too many when...
You're polysaturated.
When you're lying to one of them.
When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.
You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two. "
Polysaturated - that’s very funny |
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By *irthandgirthMan 39 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught
At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though
Oh Nikita!
Did she say "It moscow up my bum"? "
Don't be silly, I put it up her Azov |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
That's the limit ^
I got one more in me, mambo"
For the more in you…
I really like the Gabriela's
The Patricia's, the Nicole's, the Sofía's
My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María
And my first love's name was Thalia
I've got a Colombian who writes me every day
And a Mexican I didn't even know about
Another one in San Antonio that still loves me
And the ones from PR that are all mine
A Dominican who is a fresh hottie
Fresh, fresh hottie
The one from Barcelona that came by plane
And says that my dick is fire
I let them play with my heart
I'd like to move in with all of them to a mansion |
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I guess it depends what else you gave going on in life. If you have kids and career, If you have other commitments volunteering in the community or family , or studying.
For me work is full on , I’m studying, my kids are young adults so I can just about manage 1 or 2 regular relationships at a push |
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"Personally I start to struggle when there are more than three special people in my life. Two I have found is my optimum number with occasional random dalliances thrown in. "
I’d agree with that, 2 regular with a sprinkling of fab favourites now and then |
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