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"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft " Ouch. That's massive | |||
"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft " Mines bigger. | |||
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"I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today" Add an hour, don't pass go, don't collect £200 | |||
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"I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today" Put 111 on speed-dial and expect a 12 hour wait in a&e | |||
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"Put you guesses here and the closest will win a prize. I haven't decided the prize yet so open to suggestions. Erection will begin at 18:40 hrs" 97 minutes 23 seconds | |||
"Have you read the instructions?" Don't be silly! Men dont read instructions! | |||
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"I bet you're still trying to put it together this time tomorrow!" The fact he's not come back to declare it complete is telling | |||
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"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft " You have an 8ft trumpet? | |||
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"I bet you're still trying to put it together this time tomorrow! The fact he's not come back to declare it complete is telling " I'll check in on here this time tomorrow! | |||
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"Stop the clock! 1hr40 " Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17 | |||
"Stop the clock! 1hr40 Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17 " If I didn't stop for a cup of tea you'd have won | |||
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"Stop the clock! 1hr40 Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17 If I didn't stop for a cup of tea you'd have won " I'll take it | |||
"Stop the clock! 1hr40 " I said 1hr 46 mins so what do I win? | |||
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"Stop the clock! 1hr40 " I think you’ll find the couple that guessed 97minutes 23 seconds are the closest and therefore winners | |||
"Me 45 minutes you god knows maybe an hour " Flexing. I like it. I’d have done that in an hour, with 2 beers. | |||
"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft " We have an 8 foot one, took a couple of hours to build and 2 years to get the grass to grow back underneath it | |||
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"90 minutes " That's football match | |||
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" Erection will begin at 18:40 hrs" Ok but when do you start building the trampoline? | |||
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"What’s a trampoline? You mean a tramapoline! " came here to say this | |||