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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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I’ve just had to break into my own house because I went out without lifting my keys.
This is why I don’t leave the house unsupervised.
How’s your Saturday going? Climbed into any windows recently? |
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Climbed into mine the other night was around 1AM & left keys at my friends didn't want to wake anyone because of my mistake so climbed through downstairs window. Family wasn't impressed when I told them in morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"ive got a spare key well hidden in my garden...wrapped in cling film so it cant rust  "
People round my way could find a needle in a haystack, I fear I’d come home to no couch |
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By *ee69Man 24 weeks ago
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"I’ve just had to break into my own house because I went out without lifting my keys.
This is why I don’t leave the house unsupervised.
How’s your Saturday going? Climbed into any windows recently? "
lol a break in to house in my job all the time lol
It’s what you find inside  |
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Ah, keys. The bain of my life.
My recent favourite though is to leave them in the door after I come in; have had a couple of times when I've been hunting for them in the morning only to find them in the door from the night before!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"No but I am freezing at a bbq!
Why? Who has a bbq in April in Scotland?!
Send help. Or blankets. Or both.
MrsAbz"
I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not
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"Ah, keys. The bain of my life.
My recent favourite though is to leave them in the door after I come in; have had a couple of times when I've been hunting for them in the morning only to find them in the door from the night before!
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I've done this a few times. Once I opened the door to a police woman who said she noticed them hanging out of my front door. Then she have me a lecture on security and how my insurance wouldn't pay out if I'd left the keys outside ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"This is where children are useful, you can just post them through open windows."
You’d think so wouldn’t you? Mine just stood there laughing and whispering “someone’s gonna see us” like we weren’t trying to get into our own house  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Ah, keys. The bain of my life.
My recent favourite though is to leave them in the door after I come in; have had a couple of times when I've been hunting for them in the morning only to find them in the door from the night before!"
Yep! I’m guilty of this and also leaving them on the counter at the shop, walking home and having to walk all the way back again!
Keys have been added to the list of things I can’t be trusted with. |
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Don't think so, but I do have a mind like a sieve...
On a wee excursion 'dann saff' years ago to visit family for the first time though, I did mistake my suitcase for the host's toilet.
How they laughed in my face the next morning.
It WAS a very long journey...
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Oh Shivs. Treat yo'self to a chippie tea but don't ask us how much it came to.
My Saturday has been... fantastic. No further comments.
She had penis^"
I'm imagining you saying that in a high pitched broad Yorkshire accent so I don't mind you calling me out like that. |
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I sat on my car keys whilst cleaning the windows of my car, setting off the alarm in the process and pissing off all the elderly people in our close. Cue me scrabbling under my bum and down my top looking for them |
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"Ah, keys. The bain of my life.
My recent favourite though is to leave them in the door after I come in; have had a couple of times when I've been hunting for them in the morning only to find them in the door from the night before!
Yep! I’m guilty of this and also leaving them on the counter at the shop, walking home and having to walk all the way back again!
Keys have been added to the list of things I can’t be trusted with. "
Yes. Mine are rarely where I want them when I need them. See also: phone. |
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"Ah, keys. The bain of my life.
My recent favourite though is to leave them in the door after I come in; have had a couple of times when I've been hunting for them in the morning only to find them in the door from the night before!
I've done this a few times. Once I opened the door to a police woman who said she noticed them hanging out of my front door. Then she have me a lecture on security and how my insurance wouldn't pay out if I'd left the keys outside ??"
I once had a chugger knock and tell me. I obviously had to thank him so it gave him an in and I lost about 20 mins to hearing about GOSH*, including him asking why I didn't have children, which was bizarre...
(*I know this is a brilliant charity, but I don't like that door-to-door fundraising) |
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"I’ve just had to break into my own house because I went out without lifting my keys.
This is why I don’t leave the house unsupervised.
How’s your Saturday going? Climbed into any windows recently? "
Oh no. I’m usually only one with keys.
I’ve been more, I thought I locked the door sort of thing recently. |
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