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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.
In full view of whoever happens to be around.
Does this happen with jocks too?  |
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"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.
In full view of whoever happens to be around.
Does this happen with jocks too? "
Do you know Iv just realised your right 
Happens to me the same |
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"Make them out of toast 
That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em"
Could be a Forum photo challenge lol. We'd have to experiment with various bread types to find the best fit |
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"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.
It's less embarrassed I want to be not more "
Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something? |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.
It's less embarrassed I want to be not more
Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something?"
Flinging my knickers is an expression of joyful abandonment I don't think I'd like to give up tbh. Also, it's not always me flinging them. Still happens |
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"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.
It's less embarrassed I want to be not more
Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something?
Flinging my knickers is an expression of joyful abandonment I don't think I'd like to give up tbh. Also, it's not always me flinging them. Still happens "
I see, well I'm sure it's appreciated |
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By *ornycougaWoman 30 weeks ago
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"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!
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Yes! They're not very cooperative at all!
Keep them on and let them be put to the side?"
Beat me too it. Always works for me |
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"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!
Mrs
Yes! They're not very cooperative at all!
Keep them on and let them be put to the side?
Beat me too it. Always works for me "
Simple is best sometimes although some knickers sort of get in the way |
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"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.
In full view of whoever happens to be around.
Does this happen with jocks too? "
I thought that very thing before when that happened to me |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.
In full view of whoever happens to be around.
Does this happen with jocks too?
I thought that very thing before when that happened to me "
It's been happening me so much more lately, whether I'm alone or not. Just happened there and I'm alone but it landed right in front of my bedroom door and I've got a friend staying who could very well walk in and step her bare foot on it. So I had to go over and kick them away. It irked me no end. |
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"Make them out of toast
That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em
They would just go jam side down, obviously "
Makes muff diving a bit tastier but maybe sticky |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Make them out of toast
That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em
They would just go jam side down, obviously "
You'd think so wouldn't you and maybe make the assumption that the jam side is heavier and/or the toast has time for only 3/4 revolution from general waist height to the floor |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.
You require brasserie tutelage."
I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.
You require brasserie tutelage."
Thank you but I've already eaten and I don't do service, anymore |
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"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.
You require brasserie tutelage.
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I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob "
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Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas! 
I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie!  |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.
You require brasserie tutelage.
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I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob
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Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas!
I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie! "
You should have blamed autocreect I would have believed you. But it's not my bra who has it in for me it's my knickerbockers  |
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"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.
You require brasserie tutelage.
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I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob
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Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas!
I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie!
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You should have blamed autocreect I would have believed you. But it's not my bra who has it in for me it's my knickerbockers "
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No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.
#KnickerbockerGlorySundae |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.
#KnickerbockerGlorySundae"
Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked  also I'm tired |
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No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.
#KnickerbockerGlorySundae
Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked also I'm tired "
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You're quite impressionable. You're easily woo'd.  |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.
#KnickerbockerGlorySundae
Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked also I'm tired
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You're quite impressionable. You're easily woo'd. "
Why, yes my pretty. I'm easy as pie |
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"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.
In full view of whoever happens to be around.
Does this happen with jocks too? "
My favourite side up  |
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Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers! |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!"
Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up? |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers! "
And I've definitely had better. |
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!
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Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up? "
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The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied. |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!
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Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?
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The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied. "
Ah. Bully for you. I had a lover who would drape his long john's over the kitchen chairs in a deliberately unseemly fashion. I think he might have been trying to turn me on. |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!
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Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?
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The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied. "
How posh is your motive. |
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!
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Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?
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The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied.
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How posh is your motive. "
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid. |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.
For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!
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Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?
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The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied.
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How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid."
Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"...How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.
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Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought
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Bought or brought?"
Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"...How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.
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Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought
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Bought or brought?
Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos "
And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it |
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"...How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.
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Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought
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Bought or brought?
Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos
And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it"
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It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling. |
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By *lueLotus OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"...How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.
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Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought
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Bought or brought?
Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos
And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it
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It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling."
Triceratops like frills or flouncier and with lace. I should like to witness both. But look you are impressioning me away from my main objective which was examining the physics of knicker trajectory! But I grow tired and tetchy so I concede in the short term. |
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"...How posh is your motive.
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Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.
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Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought
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Bought or brought?
Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos
And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it
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It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling.
Triceratops like frills or flouncier and with lace. I should like to witness both. But look you are impressioning me away from my main objective which was examining the physics of knicker trajectory! But I grow tired and tetchy so I concede in the short term. "
Sorry. x |
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It’s rather like toast landing buttered side down or a cat (pussy if preferred terminology) always landing on its feet…… AKA Sod’s Law …
Fair to say if the gusset is moist then there’s something positive going on…. |
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