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What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time
Mine is ....
Hi, A black tea please.
Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.
EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time |
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By *red333Man 24 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time
Mine is ....
Hi, A black tea please.
Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.
EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"
lol hey i don't take sugar and every time even though I've said they put a spoon on the saucer its just habit i guess  |
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"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.
You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless "
DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....
But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.
Cos tea with milk is white tea |
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"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.
You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless
DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....
But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.
Cos tea with milk is white tea"
No granny white tea is a special type of tea, they grow this on the banks of the River Fal down in Cornwall (amongst other places I am sure).
I see I am not going to win this debate, so I shall leave you to your rant, but I feel asking someone whether they want their black tea, with or without milk is reasonable and demonstrates an awareness, by the person asking said question, of the wonderful world of tea |
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You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.
Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....
Next time I am out I am going to say ......
Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please. |
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"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.
You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless
DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....
But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.
Cos tea with milk is white tea
No granny white tea is a special type of tea, they grow this on the banks of the River Fal down in Cornwall (amongst other places I am sure).
I see I am not going to win this debate, so I shall leave you to your rant, but I feel asking someone whether they want their black tea, with or without milk is reasonable and demonstrates an awareness, by the person asking said question, of the wonderful world of tea "
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"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.
Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....
Next time I am out I am going to say ......
Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please."
Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?
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"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time
Mine is ....
Hi, A black tea please.
Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.
EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"
People ask me if I want milk in my green tea 
I am sick of being asked "why are you in a wheelchair". |
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Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising "
This is me with my first name. It's unusual outside of one of the home nations. And it begins with N! Not M. Or T. And it's not a typical male name either!
I have been spelling my names via the phonetic alphabet since I learned it in Brownies |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising
This is me with my first name. It's unusual outside of one of the home nations. And it begins with N! Not M. Or T. And it's not a typical male name either!
I have been spelling my names via the phonetic alphabet since I learned it in Brownies "
Our pharmacist has finally got it.
Too many consonants for people to compute |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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It's "where are you from" definitely.
I say "London", they look at me confused & ask "yeah but where were you BORN?"
Again, "London"
I don't mind explaining where my parents are from, perhaps that was the question you SHOULD have asked 
Can't lie I'm deliberately unhelpful in situations like that, I'll answer absolutely deadpan even though I know what they MEAN |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising "
This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.
Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments. |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising
This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.
Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments. "
Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down |
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"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.
Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....
Next time I am out I am going to say ......
Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please.
Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?
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I'd like to Lap Sang your Sou Chong! |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising
This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.
Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments.
Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down "
Sometimes I like to make eye contact and watch them struggle |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising
This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.
Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments.
Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down
Sometimes I like to make eye contact and watch them struggle "
Mr N just carries business cards now. It's not much help because people still copy it down incorrectly. Our postman must wonder how many families live here |
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"Me :says surname and spells it
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells surname again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again
Person: writes name incorrectly
Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter
Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising
This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.
Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments. "
My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another "
My maiden name is as Scottish as you can possibly get. I traded that for an Italian one. I didn’t know how much of an inconvenience that would be at the time! |
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"My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another
My maiden name is as Scottish as you can possibly get. I traded that for an Italian one. I didn’t know how much of an inconvenience that would be at the time! "
My maiden name is Welsh. My married one traditional Cumbrian and rare as hen's teeth |
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By *EAT..85Woman 24 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.
Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....
Next time I am out I am going to say ......
Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please.
Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?
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A refreshing change from all of the deep coffee conversations usually had on here DD |
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"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time
Mine is ....
Hi, A black tea please.
Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.
EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"
was in India a few years back and I asked for a white coffee.
the guy came back with a pot of black coffee, sugar and a cup.
so i asked milk? white coffee?
he looked at me as if i had come from another planet - huffed - you never asked for milk!
well i suppose I didn't - but 'white' coffee |
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