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By *undance_Kid OP Man 31 weeks ago

London

And you hear noises in your garden. What do you do ???

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By *uke OzadeMan 31 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Thrash one out, in case it’s your last

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Look out the window?

Or is that too obvious of an answer?

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By *andadbodMan 31 weeks ago

Liverpool

it’s birds, it’s all good, carries on drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

There’s nobody out there, you are hearing things

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By *ilva69Man 31 weeks ago

stockport

Probably the dawn chorus!

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By *r not quite virginMan 31 weeks ago

rochdale

That depends on the kind of noises. Animals and nature? Leave it be. Sounds like sex? Enjoy the view. Thieves? Grab an axe and say hi!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 31 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

The foxes are at it - noisy lot

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 31 weeks ago

Pontypool

It's the local cats having a fight. Leave them to it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 31 weeks ago

ashford

Take the dog and go investigate x

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 31 weeks ago

La La Land

"That depends on the kind of noises. Animals and nature? Leave it be. Sounds like sex? Enjoy the view. Thieves? Grab an axe and say hi!"

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By *onameyet2Man 31 weeks ago

chorley

Get the fuck out it’s probably the husband

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By *lternative-GuyMan 31 weeks ago

cradley heath

Look out of the window or turn on an outside light

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 31 weeks ago

St Leonards

5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your garden....

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 31 weeks ago

La La Land

"5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your lady garden....

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By *ascaIMan 31 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Fart. Roll over. Go back to sleep.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"5am? I won't be hearing noises in my garden.

Because I'll be that noise...in your lady garden....

Oh you did good. You did real good

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By *ris GrayMan 31 weeks ago

Dorchester

"And you hear noises in your garden. What do you do ???

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if i heard noises in my garden I'd have fucking good hearing its 100 miles away

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By *icecouple561Couple 31 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Are the security lights on? No? Go back to sleep. Yes? Look.out of the window and hope there's nobody tbdfee

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By *oo..Woman 31 weeks ago

Boo's World

Check the camera, and if any baddies are out there, I'd send the dog to deal with them!

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By *ot to giggleWoman 31 weeks ago

Coventry

Throw out the 1st aid kit ... they gonna need it after i let the dogs out

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