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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course 
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
They do frozen ones in big bags"
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"
Please tell me this is Mr  |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’"
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
Please tell me this is Mr "
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting "
I bet you have speed bumps on the way  |
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"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this 
Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever "
One in each hand and one in yer gob as well |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting
I bet you have speed bumps on the way "
We take it in turns to sit over the wheel  |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting
I bet you have speed bumps on the way
We take it in turns to sit over the wheel "
That’s very romantic and thoughtful
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"Rex mend ous
You are such a beautiful sausage... None.
Prefer real 100% meat
And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)
#SupportLocalButchers "
#biggersausages |
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"Rex mend ous
You are such a beautiful sausage... None.
Prefer real 100% meat
And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)
#SupportLocalButchers
#biggersausages "
#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting
I bet you have speed bumps on the way
We take it in turns to sit over the wheel
That’s very romantic and thoughtful
"
Well you know what they say
'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting
I bet you have speed bumps on the way
We take it in turns to sit over the wheel
That’s very romantic and thoughtful
Well you know what they say
'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. "
I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices. |
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"Cooked or uncooked?
Packaged or not?
At home or on the sausage aisle?
These things are important
Cooked
Packaged
Aisle
Of course
In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier
If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’
If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting
I bet you have speed bumps on the way
We take it in turns to sit over the wheel
That’s very romantic and thoughtful
Well you know what they say
'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.
I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices."
Gosh that would make all the women gush |
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"Rex mend ous
You are such a beautiful sausage... None.
Prefer real 100% meat
And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)
#SupportLocalButchers
#biggersausages
#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole "
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"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger 
How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?
Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas 
I’ve gone semi  "
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