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I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Wifi |
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By *eliWoman 30 weeks ago
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Hello IN.
I would really like some oral sex, a good latte and a cuddle.
I'm going to get one of those shortly (clue, it's the drink). |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A big hug |
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To go home from work
Before I get in to anymore trouble
And for this week basically to
Fuck off  |
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The world not to be a bunch of pricks, would be handy.
The mr |
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well immediately someone who is brave and has a spare haz mat suit to go and clear out child's room now she not here - oh and a skip  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A decent cup of tea. |
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A play with a lovely lady, its been a while |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Sex with all my partners at once. |
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By *ex LutherMan 30 weeks ago
Closer than you think |
My work meeting to be over and the weekend to be here! |
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Someone to do the washing up for ne and cook me a nice dinner |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Many of the things which have already been posted:
A skip in order that I may just clear my entire flat of its contents, and start again, or at least, take it all outside, and only bring back in the stuff I truly need/want...
Someone to thoroughly clean said flat whilst it's all nice and empty...
More sleep...
A tasty meal and a good coffee...
A pleasant and fulfilling fumble under the sheets with a handsome gentleman...
But most of all... a good cuddle |
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By *rsteveMan 30 weeks ago
sheffield |
A sexy woman to sit on my face |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A biscuit and raisin Yorkie |
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By *ee69Man 30 weeks ago
glasgow |
Bacon sanny and to treat a nice girl lol
One out a two no bad |
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By *sWyldWoman 30 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Hot weather and a veg patty in coco bread |
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8 hours sleep evrry night. It's not likely to happen though. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Warm wether for outside fun  |
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Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake |
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For this Rain and wind to fuck off  |
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Someone to sort out my back garden! No euphemism..  |
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By *arkus1812Man 30 weeks ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A gun… but then I’d use it so mebbe not  |
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"A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time "
That will do when I get home |
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I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape. |
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To be in bed with two guys getting spit roasted, then fuckedlicked. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!
I forgotten again 2 days in a row.  |
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To not have to deal with members of the general public |
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"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!
I forgotten again 2 days in a row. "
Have you asked Simone? |
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"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "
Eat chocolate while having sex  |
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A how you doing would be nice. |
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I just need the voices to stop. |
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"I just need the voices to stop."
They won’t mate. Sorry. |
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"I just need the voices to stop.
They won’t mate. Sorry."
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'd like someone to come and write the code for the 6 different projects I'm currently juggling, so I can go and lie under a duvet and try not to feel sore and glum.
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By *ee69Man 30 weeks ago
glasgow |
"A how you doing would be nice. "
How you doing lol |
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I would quite like some servants. And the money to pay them! |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs "
You're on ! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Just finished painting the hallway….
Now task avoiding anymore painting by being on here lol |
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Love a massage session, either way. |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !"
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already |
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Pictures of boobs in my inbox (+Y+) |
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"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!
I forgotten again 2 days in a row.
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Have you asked Simone?"
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More to the point - is she fit? |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already "
how strong do you like your tea ? |
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By *oo..Woman 30 weeks ago
Boo's World |
Back,neck and bum cheek massage |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "
1x BJ=1x clean house! X |
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"Back,neck and bum cheek massage "
Haven’t had someone do that for me in years. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A smoothie smooch full of kisses and extras |
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By *oo..Woman 30 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"Back,neck and bum cheek massage
Haven’t had someone do that for me in years. "
I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you |
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"Back,neck and bum cheek massage
Haven’t had someone do that for me in years.
I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you "
That’s what she said last time
Sound asleep, I couldn’t be bad after that so quietly watched some tv. |
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Probably antibiotics, but I'm stubborn. |
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By *luefire2Couple 30 weeks ago
just somewhere around here |
A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R |
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"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R"
Oh fingers crossed it goes well for you x |
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"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R"
Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x |
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Cock... Preferably 8"+ and HHHAAARRRRDDDD!
While the vibrating dildo is charging... |
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I just need to get my restless head in order..  |
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A truly mind body and soul experience, been far too long! X |
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By *luefire2Couple 30 weeks ago
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"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R
Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x"
Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff! |
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I could do with a big platter of something tasty for dinner.
I'd accept one of the tastier lady's on the platter.  |
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A sexy woman to send me a DM and ask if I fancy a shag when I knock off work at 7pm... Chance would be a fine thing, but I live in hope.... |
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Food I'm starving but as luck would have it I'm in my fav pub restaurant |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ? "
Builders tea strong no sugar please |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?
Builders tea strong no sugar please "
Done help yourself to the hobnobs |
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Foot and back rub (non sexual) x |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?
Builders tea strong no sugar please
Done help yourself to the hobnobs "
“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice |
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By *ularliWoman 30 weeks ago
Worcester |
A foot and leg massage and a few hours sleep before the mayhem of work later tonight |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!
I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs
You're on !
Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?
Builders tea strong no sugar please
Done help yourself to the hobnobs
“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice "
Brilliant! |
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Time, relaxation and good company |
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"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R
Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x
Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff! "
Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops |
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My meet to actually be there and looking like his plcs!!! |
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A nice big hug as I walk through the door and nice dinner on the go. Unfortunately my plants don't provide either... sigh |
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"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"
Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun
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"A how you doing would be nice. "
How are you doing Minxxy? |
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By *929Man 30 weeks ago
newcastle |
This sore throat/bad chest/cough to go away it’s been 17 days now ffs |
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"A how you doing would be nice.
How are you doing Minxxy?"
Bad day, but much better now. Thank you x |
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The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process. |
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To see someone who doesn't want to see me |
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"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "
awwww thats sad i kinda want that too but have given up |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "
My first meet up |
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"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "
Awww. That’s rough, but just have to persuade yourself that they can’t see your worth and someone else will. |
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"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake
Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun
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It’s almost like you read my mind |
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By *luefire2Couple 30 weeks ago
just somewhere around here |
"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.
Mrs R
Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x
Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff!
Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops "
Lol thanks, I am gonna put my feet up and do exactly as I am told! Hubby will be my nurse! |
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"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "
Hugs lovely, I know how much that hurts xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV |
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A piss but cba to get off sofa becuse I'm comfy lol |
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By *edeWoman 30 weeks ago
the abyss |
Someone to bring me a cup of tea and biscuits would be nice. I can repay by you choosing what to watch without argument  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Sunshine like most have said here |
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"The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process. "
Exactly that |
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "
You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.
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Naked woman to come cook some chips
I would but had quarter of bottle of jd hic x |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "
straighten your hair |
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To wash the pots but can't be bothered x |
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My own house to live in, as opposed to renting one. |
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A tumbledryer that doesnt smoke!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Her beautiful face, smile and energy  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Money. It would solve all of my problems. |
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By *rispyDuckMan 30 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Chicken wings and a McFlurry  |
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"I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape."
Now I’ve had the large gin I’d rather like this (gun no longer required ) |
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By *oss5Man 30 weeks ago
bellshill |
Someone to watch me on cam turn me on while I explode |
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV
You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.
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i eat well, i can afford the odd bit of trash |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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To get off my ass and go to bed. Oh well, just one more episode... |
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair
Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol"
What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened? |
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Nice hard massage with hot oils |
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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "
Love housework! What needs doing? |
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"A back rub. "
Would be happy to volunteer x |
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "
What’s your fave TV program? |
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By *IG OsMan 30 weeks ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
The small of her back, preferably with the rest of her haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A good night sleep. |
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"A good night sleep. "
Half bottle of jd gone
Methinks sleep won’t be problem hic |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair
Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol
What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?"
MAFS!! |
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"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair
Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol
What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?
MAFS!! "
I'll straighten your hair if it's the Australian one |
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By *reya73Woman 30 weeks ago
Whitley Bay |
Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.
Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex.  |
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The energy to go and have a shower. |
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"Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.
Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex. "
Big spoon or little spoon? |
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Head ache so paracetamol and alker seltzer be good |
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By *orny-DJMan 30 weeks ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
A good, hard fuck, if I'm being brutally honest |
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Someone under my desk sucking the stress away! And a coffee if feeling generous!! |
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"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "
Don’t swallow! |
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Oohh.. to get a cheeky photo like! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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A back massage |
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An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol |
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"An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol"
Indian man with Indian food |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"A hug "
Virtual hug sent |
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France.
I get that next week.
Tennis.
I get that two weeks later, when the knee is fully done throwing its soft tissue toys out of the pram.
A bit less humid greylight would be handy too.
Luxury queer space communism - I'll have to come back to you on that one. |
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By *rispyDuckMan 29 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
A hot, flirty balls deep hard fuck!
Then a lovely dinner at a restaurant down the seafront |
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By *inx000Couple 29 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"
Must of read my mind haha |
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By *inx000Couple 29 weeks ago
Manchester |
A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning "
I had a stiff one this morning… |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"A Fuck, a really good fuck. "
Straight to the point…. Haha.
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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A new right hand please |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I could do with a break. Will the universe please just give me a break. |
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My e-learning to work properly
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A good blow job would certainly do the trick |
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Someone to cook dinner while I have a nap would be great. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Sex |
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