So I'll post that I've not had sex in a few years, I'll post that my weekend plans aren't involving being fucked senseless. Not in a bad way, just... I can type utter crap and it's kind of accepted.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan 36 weeks ago

All over the place

Nah, the truth will always out

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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago

"Yep. It amuses me. I can't take some threads seriously.

So I'll post that I've not had sex in a few years, I'll post that my weekend plans aren't involving being fucked senseless. Not in a bad way, just... I can type utter crap and it's kind of accepted.

*backs away slowly*

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By *HertsfunMan 36 weeks ago

A quick visit to the woods

I am not honest about my home location, unless I have invited people over, but pretty much else is WYSIWYG

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By *eliWoman 36 weeks ago

"Yep. It amuses me. I can't take some threads seriously.

So I'll post that I've not had sex in a few years, I'll post that my weekend plans aren't involving being fucked senseless. Not in a bad way, just... I can type utter crap and it's kind of accepted.

*backs away slowly*"

Not about the serious stuff. If I'm sharing something it's because it matters to me so why would I lie?

I will always find it funny to not take when did I last have sex questions seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

No and I regret that !

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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago

"Yep. It amuses me. I can't take some threads seriously.

So I'll post that I've not had sex in a few years, I'll post that my weekend plans aren't involving being fucked senseless. Not in a bad way, just... I can type utter crap and it's kind of accepted.

*backs away slowly*

Not about the serious stuff. If I'm sharing something it's because it matters to me so why would I lie?

I will always find it funny to not take when did I last have sex questions seriously."

Mmmhmmm.

Ok babe lol

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By *agerMorganMan 36 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Nope, don’t see the point in doing so.

(Also, how do you know if someone is lying? OOoOoO)

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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago

"Nope, don’t see the point in doing so.

(Also, how do you know if someone is lying? OOoOoO) "

I be knowing babe. I be knowing

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By *weetiepie99Woman 36 weeks ago

cardiff

"Nah, the truth will always out"

Isn't that the truth!!

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By *ee69Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow

I’m honest on here , some are , some ain’t lol

Not much you can do tbf

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By *issBellaWoman 36 weeks ago

Wales

Nah I haven't got a good enough memory to keep up with lies

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I mean my age and location are not even the truth so....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

"I mean my age and location are not even the truth so....

Are you even real?!

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By *ee69Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow

"Nah I haven't got a good enough memory to keep up with lies

lol I like that

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 36 weeks ago

your head

"I mean my age and location are not even the truth so....

Same. We must be fakes

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By *erry bull1Man 36 weeks ago

doncaster

I don’t lie but my answers are the same as when a politician is asked a question

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By *mmaleiaWoman 36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

White lies to protect myself, like my real name, what part of Northampton I live in, where I work, what I do, my birthdate etc

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 36 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"White lies to protect myself, like my real name, what part of Northampton I live in, where I work, what I do, my birthdate etc"

As long as its not Bellinge

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 36 weeks ago

Wherever

Well, my exact location and day of birth (but not month or year) aren’t necessarily accurate but that’s about it.

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By *ornucopiaMan 36 weeks ago

Bexley

At first, I thought the thread title was a typo for

"Do you live on here?"

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Can’t see the point, you will always get outed for it

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By *mmaleiaWoman 36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"White lies to protect myself, like my real name, what part of Northampton I live in, where I work, what I do, my birthdate etc

As long as its not Bellinge

Oh hey neighbour

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

A tiny location blip

, but no ...

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By *J the bullMan 36 weeks ago

Washington

no, what would be the point..

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman 36 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Nah, brutally honest. Not always appreciated

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 36 weeks ago

Leeds

All the time, it really is a one way ticket to unlimited pussy.

The mr

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Well, my name might not be Consuela

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Of course

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Nah, I’d forget, so it’s pointless

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 36 weeks ago

Essex

Security stuff…. Obviously

White lies. If I find someone ugly I’m not going f to be totally honest. I’ll go with not my type etc.

Sometimes it’s hard to be totally honest. “ I’ve gone off meeting you, you weird me out…. “Bit harsh isn’t it? So I guess I sugar coat the truth. But I don’t ghost or lie or whatever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 36 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"White lies to protect myself, like my real name, what part of Northampton I live in, where I work, what I do, my birthdate etc

As long as its not Bellinge

Oh hey neighbour

Hiya haha

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By *naswingdressWoman 36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I confabulate to get my point across without breaking rules or other people's privacy (elderberries and hamsters are a lot less frequent in my life than I'd have you believe).

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By *ad NannaWoman 36 weeks ago

East London

I'm too lazy to make up lies.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I haven’t got a good enough memory to tell tell porkies

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

"I mean my age and location are not even the truth so....

Are you even real?!

Midnight is fab swinger A.I.