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By *reative-mind OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Exeter

Wrong answers only, Go!

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By *obilebottomMan 36 weeks ago

All over

As I am 'free now'

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By *iddlesticksMan 36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

To shag my way through the whole site.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

to be ignored and ghosted

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I thought this was strictly cum dancing ..

Fab swingers who do the swing thing

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By *iddlesticksMan 36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"to be ignored and ghosted "

Who said that.

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By *layfulGentMan 36 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Because I’m what every female desires

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

oh yea - he said make it up

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m in the area of someone and got a free 30 mins

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By *eliWoman 36 weeks ago

.

To be fucked and creampied by every man who asks me what I'm up to (wuu2) or if I have the desire to fuck them (faf).

Anal with those who ask me if I would with a simple question mark "?" Love a man who is straight to the point.

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By *evils PuddingCouple 36 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

To get bummed in the back of a white van of course.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 36 weeks ago

Next Door

Waiting for the message " parked up in the lorry, are you cummings to join me" from a delicious handsome tall dark gent.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

my spelling has gone south - try again

to see how many cock pic's i can verify before i go blind!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

To fuck Gemma Collins

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By *uke OzadeMan 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m looking for coat hooks in the perky nips section

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By *issBellaWoman 36 weeks ago

Wales

To be readily available with open legs and mouth for every man that approaches me with a lynx can and/or sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because it's the easiest way to get sex behind Aldi's without having to travel too far.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To seek out Sardo Numspa

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By *viatrixWoman 36 weeks ago

Redhill

I am old and fat and can only get a shag here.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I am old and fat and can only get a shag here. "

Almost spat my coffee out reading that.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan 36 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Don't know. It's just full of people looking at ur pics or talk about it on here not many gen people on here

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By *onnynclaireCouple 36 weeks ago

Reading

I was told there would be ice cream.

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By *harziMan 36 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Wrong answers only, Go! "
because my Mrs is sexless. She is not iterested

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 36 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I am old and fat and can only get a shag here. "

That's actually why I am here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm studying gunt hiding camera angles and love the lens through which I 'see' everybody. So much skin so few lampshadessss.......

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By *p4funCouple 36 weeks ago

Plymouth

Gardening tips

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To be everybody's lil fuckdoll fucktoy.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 36 weeks ago

Leeds

Cake recipes

Mrs

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 36 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm on the run and thought this would be a great place to hide

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By *mmaleiaWoman 36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

To get great sex

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By *reative-mind OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Exeter


"To fuck Gemma Collins "

Wonder what she says at the moment of orgasm... just me?

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By *viatrixWoman 36 weeks ago

Redhill

I am a massesuse and a photographer and want to offer everyone a massage and a photo shoot.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Exeter


"Gardening tips "

Just the tip?

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By *uke OzadeMan 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just taking a break from blessing the rains down in Africa

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Cake recipes

Mrs "

oooh cake

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I’m on Fab to get laid and chew gum. …

I’ve got lots of gum.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 36 weeks ago

Southampton

..

I'm here for shits n giggles... sex is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I’m on Fab to get laid and chew gum. …

I’ve got lots of gum. "

Fabulous They live quote

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I’m on Fab to get laid and chew gum. …

I’ve got lots of gum.

Fabulous They live quote "

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By *ad NannaWoman 36 weeks ago

East London

Cake recipes.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 36 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"To fuck Gemma Collins

Wonder what she says at the moment of orgasm... just me? "

Knowing her be more

Perf with surf

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By *hekaiserMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

To be platonic friends with guys who are hung

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

I love to be chased

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Sexville

I’ve got a sky remote fetish

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By *reative-mind OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’ve got a sky remote fetish "

Just sky or will a fire stick remote do?

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By *ittleRed18Woman 36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

To see lots of willies hanging over a toilet seat...

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By *abuma65Man 36 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’m looking for a second hand fridge with left hand opening

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I’m here for the lightskin girl with the big bumper. And her black bredrin with the breasts.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Oh shit wrong answers. I’m here for a good time not a long time. X

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What's the point of this thread? We're all here for the same thing, right? Plus it's not my first rodeo and I know how this works, been here before.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because I just LOVE gaping arseholes.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, the missus is a fat minger wot don't put out no more.

Me?

Yeah of course I'm 'andsome. Fucking stupid question.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Im on fab because i like sending messages to people an getting no reply absolutly love it

The site is a joke

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By *eacupsbearCouple 36 weeks ago

York

We're looking for people to message us at 1am..

So we can get out of bed, get ready and meet them straight away.

We also love the wonderful, message for a bit until they've seemingly got their various rocks off.. then block and dissappear..

Such lovely humans.

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan 36 weeks ago

Madrid

I was sent to collect some tartan paint and a long weight

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By *eacupsbearCouple 36 weeks ago

York


"I’ve got a sky remote fetish

Just sky or will a fire stick remote do? "

How about a can of deodorant?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo "

Lumpy goo

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By *odders88Man 36 weeks ago

Northampton

To get my massive cock sucked and fuck as many women in the ass as is humanly possible whilst getting inundated with verifications saying I’m the next Rocco Siffredi

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo "

*new username potential noted.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Ha ha

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By *hoirCouple 36 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

To do this.

With gusto.

C


"To be fucked and creampied by every man who asks me what I'm up to (wuu2) or if I have the desire to fuck them (faf).

Anal with those who ask me if I would with a simple question mark "?" Love a man who is straight to the point."

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By *ornLordMan 36 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Because I love reading the profiles of entitled narcissists.

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By *laytonAMan 36 weeks ago

newport

I'm only here for the forums

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 36 weeks ago

Stourbridge

The fashion tips

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted."

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Its probs eaiser to get a shag on facbbook than on here lol x

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 36 weeks ago

Southampton


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo"

Omg now I have that bloody Girls Aloud something in my head... Something kinda ooh.....

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London

Because I have a Premier Inn membership and I need to collect points for a breakfast-free

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By *ornLordMan 36 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London


"Because I love reading the profiles of entitled narcissists."

And out of fascination with the inability of some people to spell the place where they live.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo"

Golden!

I lived in your mind for a moment, saw where all these came from, and I'd like to move in please x

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By *oquars19458Man 36 weeks ago

sheffield


"To shag my way through the whole site. "

Ha, good luck with that

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By *illie fitMan 36 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Why am I here? Why is anyone here? How did we get here? Where did we come from?

Become like the water

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Golden!

I lived in your mind for a moment, saw where all these came from, and I'd like to move in please x"

Lord no, no room in there with all the other clutter

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By *reya73Woman 36 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

I've always wanted a PA. Fab messaging given me a reason to have one, after quitting my job to make sure I answered each message, my kids were going hungry.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Golden!

I lived in your mind for a moment, saw where all these came from, and I'd like to move in please x

Lord no, no room in there with all the other clutter "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo"

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?!

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I’m here to reach my goal of 100 penises inside me by the end of 2024.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 36 weeks ago

your head

To find the end of the rainbow.

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By *ittleRed18Woman 36 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?! "

Or OneLumpOrGoo?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?! "

Delightful

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By *eacupsbearCouple 36 weeks ago

York


"Because I have a Premier Inn membership and I need to collect points for a breakfast-free "

Who doesn't love a buffet breakfast??

Especially from the Brewers Fayre next door.

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By *oquars19458Man 36 weeks ago

sheffield


"Wrong answers only, Go! "

To trawl endlessly thru the forum posts and be inundated with messages from the horniest peeps on the planet

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By *andy CanesWoman 36 weeks ago

candy cane lane

Make money

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Someone say 'bottoms up'...love that message...wanna talk dirty.. if it is about richness of worms in soil yeah babe.

Here for the next door neighbour when location says 2k plus miles told me he was nearby. Thought Fab was an alternative route..

So we can all talk dirty laundry and be in a forum circle of what knickers you wearing perv

Thought Fab was dpd home delivery service but takes ages to arrive then leaves parcel without a care

The bollocks on here ...thousands and thousands told it was good like prunes, hair raising when enlarged can see spots and warts and wrinkles.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

What's a supporter pass and get me one!

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By *ee69Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow


"Wrong answers only, Go! "

Actually meet cool folk lol

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Because I'm conducting a study on penis photos and there is limitless data here I can access for in-depth assessment.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because I love receiving messages from bi men who conveniently forget to read my profile that says I'm not bi.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Is this the vanilla alternative to great meets great sex great I cum here more often.what it says on Fab tin.

Safe environment Fab swingers ..no bareback required sings Phil Collins ..you cannot hurry love Fab

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

[Removed by poster at 16/04/24 10:50:34]

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Reed th prfele fsf!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"Because I'm conducting a study on penis photos and there is limitless data here I can access for in-depth assessment."

Don't go too deep. That can hurt

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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago

London


"Because I'm conducting a study on penis photos and there is limitless data here I can access for in-depth assessment."

Oh a colleague! I am also doing research but on behalf of Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Sydney teapot tetley makes good tea I was told when doing a study of boob's tits bollocks cream cakes...Sydney teapot tetley university cannot study my photos or use them in tea adverts.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?! "

Kinky - you've inspired a whole swathe of wrong usernames today .

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By *excentric101Man 36 weeks ago

West Midlands

Because I work for Sydney University collecting data to share with the rest of the world

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?!

Kinky - you've inspired a whole swathe of wrong usernames today ."

I'll chalk that down as an achievement

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?!

Kinky - you've inspired a whole swathe of wrong usernames today .

I'll chalk that down as an achievement "

And it's not even 11am! xx

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By *yeSureMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Wrong answers only, Go! "

To listen to all the whiners

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?!

Kinky - you've inspired a whole swathe of wrong usernames today .

I'll chalk that down as an achievement

And it's not even 11am! xx"

It's a productive day (I'm avoiding spreadsheeting )

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By *ee69Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow


"Because I'm conducting a study on penis photos and there is limitless data here I can access for in-depth assessment."

lol class I feel your pain an am straight lol

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By *9alMan 36 weeks ago

Bridgend

sex , sex, sex & more SEX

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because I'm well off and love buying site supporter codes for all those poor women who seem to so desperately need one.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 36 weeks ago

Southampton


"To get as many holes filled with lumpy goo

Lumpy goo

*new username potential noted.

Lumpygoofan

Lumpygoo4u

Lumpygooandyoumakestwo

Somethingkindalumpygoo

Surely OneLumpOrAFew?!

Kinky - you've inspired a whole swathe of wrong usernames today .

I'll chalk that down as an achievement

And it's not even 11am! xx

It's a productive day (I'm avoiding spreadsheeting )"

Might be more fun to sheet spread

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To meet "the one" as he will fall in love with me straight away and he will stop messaging all of those other women.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman 36 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm a genuine professional looking for elite persons to form a connection with.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Because I'm fun, caring, not looking for anything serious, GSOH, kind to animals....and living in my parents' basement after that b*tch took all the money!!

(Can't accommodate currently)

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By *naswingdressWoman 36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Scintillating intellectual conversations

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry


"I’m looking for a second hand fridge with left hand opening"

you not found one yet - think that other guy had about 168 pictures of it

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By *J the bullMan 36 weeks ago

Washington

Because I'm saving myself till married, and am eager to find the one

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By *uckslut and MCouple 36 weeks ago

Poole

Cos I get bored and lonely, and I heard the Fabmin is an excelent way to pass away many many hours.

And looking at the early morning new pics, reminds me why I don't need theropy.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To fill my bucket fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/24 12:33:46]

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Hoping to get fired from my job

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 36 weeks ago

La La Land


"Because I’m what every female desires "

Same

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

For the judgement

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 36 weeks ago

Reading

To be gangbanged until my eyes fall out of my head.

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By *inLemonade65Couple 36 weeks ago

leeds

Because I’m always horny and can meet at the click of your fingers

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To get banged by every cock until my pussy wears out.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 36 weeks ago

Leeds

Because I’m not allowed to flash my cock on social media.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because my unique fetish is being Ignored,Deleted or Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Because I enjoy chatting to men hiding in a womans profile.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 36 weeks ago

Essex

I’m just here researching for Sydney University.

Although I think I’ve logged into mumsnet instead. I’m not seeing anywhere near enough half str**ngled cocks. My inbox is empty.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Exeter


"To get banged by every cock until my pussy wears out. "

You paint such lovly pictures with you're words haha

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London


"Because I have a Premier Inn membership and I need to collect points for a breakfast-free

Who doesn't love a buffet breakfast??

Especially from the Brewers Fayre next door. "

Exactly

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By *harlieadventurerMan 36 weeks ago

Abingdon

For a sexual adventure

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By *ed MartinMan 36 weeks ago

Shefford

I’m carrying out research into what’s more demoralising- messages you send being read and not replied to, or just not read.

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By *r_LickCouple 36 weeks ago

aberdeen

Because Mrs Lick would hate for me to see her getting fucked she wants an affair !

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

What did I come in here for ?

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By *oublesixesMan 36 weeks ago

Corby

I love being ignored, ghosted, and blocked

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By *histlerMan 36 weeks ago

Guildford


"I’m carrying out research into what’s more demoralising- messages you send being read and not replied to, or just not read."

This.

(and it’s the first one)

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By *ornym66Man 36 weeks ago

Col /ips


"I am a massesuse and a photographer and want to offer everyone a massage and a photo shoot. "

I'm game do wot you like lol

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By *ommander_StraxMan 36 weeks ago

Telford

I thought this was an Ice Lolly fan club page, and I still haven’t got the hint nobody will lick my lolly right down to the stick

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Because it means I can feel the sexy thing appropriately, not when I read Crufts Magazine???

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By *arkus1812Man 36 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

A question I ask myself on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I'm making a scrap book of penis pictures.

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By *unnesscoupleMan 36 weeks ago

Inverness


"Waiting for the message " parked up in the lorry, are you cummings to join me" from a delicious handsome tall dark gent.

"

Damn...that's why I'm here too

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Doing a doctorate with Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

You can get a good cup here

Where the fuck the QUE start

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To become a fab(ulous) swing dancer.. obvs!

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To find a wife ,

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By *rHotNottsMan 36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Wrong answers only, Go! "

It was an honest mistake, I thought I was signing into my account at First Abu Dhabi Bank.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Honest , no messing now. I am on FAB to write everyone's profile for them. I exist for it.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

To meet granny crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"To meet granny crumpet."

And run away with her.

-I'll buy a boat. (Right answer, not wrong)

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By *amierebelMan 36 weeks ago

nae danger.

Needed cock

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By *uctifanoWoman 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dunno… I googled swingseats (for the garden) and then it all went awry

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

My levels of self hatred are running low so I needed to come back. Now they are nearly fully restocked!

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By *ornLordMan 36 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Because Facebook is now a publicly listed entity - and all sorts of similar quasi-legalistic nonsense...

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By *ornLordMan 36 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London


"Wrong answers only, Go!

It was an honest mistake, I thought I was signing into my account at First Abu Dhabi Bank. "

I was trying to set up an account at Fannie Mae. It turns out that Fannie probably won't.

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