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"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious
Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?
Something fishy about it isn’t there "
So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."
What am I GUARANTEED to do?
Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.
There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not  x |
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"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious
Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?
Something fishy about it isn’t there
So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."
What am I GUARANTEED to do?
Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.
There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not x"
It's legit!... How do you choose to touch your salmon though?... Now there is a question? You dodgy fucker! |
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"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious
Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?
Something fishy about it isn’t there
So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."
What am I GUARANTEED to do?
Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.
There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not x
It's legit!... How do you choose to touch your salmon though?... Now there is a question? You dodgy fucker! "
Uhm...finger up the bum?
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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It's illegal to linger after a funeral.
It's illegal to dress up as a member of the armed forces if your are not one .
It's illegal to sound your car horn aggressively . |
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"Suicide
Suicide isn't illegal is it?
I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another""
Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking 
Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced |
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"Suicide
Suicide isn't illegal is it?
I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"
Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking
Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced "
Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them . |
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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago
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"It's illegal to linger after a funeral.
It's illegal to dress up as a member of the armed forces if your are not one .
It's illegal to sound your car horn aggressively ."
You shouldn't sound your car horn while stationary. |
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"Suicide
Suicide isn't illegal is it?
I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"
Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking
Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced
Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them ."
Not sure Fab has decreased suicides? But sure |
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"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious
Was that in a max fosh video?
Do they disturbingly handle fish? "
Yeah I think it’s him that done a video of himself breaking the most stupid laws |
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"It is illegal to pay with your smartphone at a drive through kiosk if your car engine is still running."
November 2022 you can use your phone for payment at a drive through but in no other way while driving .  |
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"Suicide
Suicide isn't illegal is it?
I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"
Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking
Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced
Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them .
Not sure Fab has decreased suicides? But sure "
Lol. I meant FAB does the "women listening to depressed men talk about wanking" bit.
Anyway- isn't there something that black cabs break the law if they don't have a bail of hay in the boot?
Something to do with the designation of "Hansom Cab" and animal welfare when horse drawn, never repealed when "Hansom Cabs" became motorised.
(My mate knew someone who had an uncle who met someone down the pub once and told him....) |
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