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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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Hi fab friends.
I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?
Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….  
Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"As ur profile location says "man in bath"
I think "Steamyshowersexnot"
Would be quite fun"
Shower sex always confused me, on paper it looked great but in reality someone is always left shivering… |
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"Hi fab friends.
I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?
Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….
Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx"
I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it  |
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"Hi fab friends.
I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?
Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….
Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx
I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it "
Oh in that case, you're now "Quim'sCuck"  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I don't need the sex or vid thing (kind offer though  )...and you do have a good torso...so how about:
"Spiceyribs""
Haha thanks! You entered so you risk winning the prize!  |
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"Hi fab friends.
I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?
Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….
Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx
I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it
Oh in that case, you're now "Quim'sCuck" ."
Oh, I'm not asking asking anyone to pick my username. I can come up with shit ones all by myself... Plus I'm on my 3rd this year  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Hi fab friends.
I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?
Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….
Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx
I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it "
Sounds fair  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Peach x "
Awww thanks  . I like that, it’s unusual for a bloke so so I might need to man it up slightly like PeachPervert or something more accurately describing my state of desperation  |
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"Shlongleat.
Because you are the true lord of Bath
This is the winner
It’s great isn’t it!
But there’s still time! "
It's going to be hard to top though.
It's close to spectacular Willy .
(For the OP's close to spectacular willy ). |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
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"Manlymanmcmanface.
Really drive it home you are a man!
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I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck ."
I wondered what had happened to Nicky!  |
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"Manlymanmcmanface.
Really drive it home you are a man!
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I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .
I wondered what had happened to Nicky! "
Lol. He was 3 or 4 names ago x |
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"Manlymanmcmanface.
Really drive it home you are a man!
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I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .
True
I third Em's comment x
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Backatcha.
And I'm sorry.
Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.
Which I was, and probably remain.
So...next gag someone else please? |
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"Manlymanmcmanface.
Really drive it home you are a man!
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I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .
True
I third Em's comment x
Backatcha.
And I'm sorry.
Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.
Which I was, and probably remain.
So...next gag someone else please?"
I was so close to telling the goats on you but I relented.
Your a shit but I wouldn't change you .
Forgiven |
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"Manlymanmcmanface.
Really drive it home you are a man!
.
I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .
True
I third Em's comment x
Backatcha.
And I'm sorry.
Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.
Which I was, and probably remain.
So...next gag someone else please?
I was so close to telling the goats on you but I relented.
Your a shit but I wouldn't change you .
Forgiven "
I think the goats need to know their first Daddy isn't always a nice person (actually, mostly a shit).
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Nice Man
But I am occasionally naughty given the chance..
Not-A-Nice-Man
Depends on the vibes you wanna convey though "
Don’t want to come across like some kind of predator lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Shlongleat.
Because you are the true lord of Bath
This is the winner
It’s great isn’t it!
But there’s still time!
^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East "
I’d have to include the strap-line about being the true lord of Bath! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"ClungeLord
I like the nobility theme…
Duke Minge.
Cunt McConquests? 
That’s better
Fantom Flangelicket
Vag Lord"
That’s actually pretty apt given my history… |
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"Shlongleat.
Because you are the true lord of Bath
This is the winner
It’s great isn’t it!
But there’s still time!
^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East
I’d have to include the strap-line about being the true lord of Bath! "
Are you unable to post that on your profile header then? I can send you a 'how to' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Bit of a Bath-stud
Bath Vader
Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)
Squeaky Clean"
Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader! |
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"Bit of a Bath-stud
Bath Vader
Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)
Squeaky Clean
Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader! "
20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Bit of a Bath-stud
Bath Vader
Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)
Squeaky Clean
Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!
20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father! "
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"Bit of a Bath-stud
Bath Vader
Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)
Squeaky Clean
Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!
20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father! "
Bath Vader has definitely got something to it.
(Maybe you could add "Dark Lord of Schlongleat" with Quim's help.
That sounds wrong ) |
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By *ags73Man 38 weeks ago
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"ClungeLord
I like the nobility theme…
Duke Minge.
Cunt McConquests?
That’s better
Fantom Flangelicket
Vag Lord
That’s actually pretty apt given my history…
Knobile gussetmuncher"
Bonkytonk Chewman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Bit of a Bath-stud
Bath Vader
Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)
Squeaky Clean
Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!
20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father!
Bath Vader has definitely got something to it.
(Maybe you could add "Dark Lord of Schlongleat" with Quim's help.
That sounds wrong )"
You’re all “wrong” but I love you and you’re making my day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"ClungeLord
I like the nobility theme…
Duke Minge.
Cunt McConquests?
That’s better
Fantom Flangelicket
Vag Lord
That’s actually pretty apt given my history…
Knobile gussetmuncher
Bonkytonk Chewman"
Chewcrack-ahh |
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"‘Schlong of Praise’ 
Too blasphemous! I’d be going out on (imaginary) fab meets expecting to be struck by listening! "
Fair enough!
How about ‘Schlongiston’? (And on... and on... and Schlongiston! ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"‘Schlong of Praise’
Too blasphemous! I’d be going out on (imaginary) fab meets expecting to be struck by listening!
Fair enough!
How about ‘Schlongiston’? (And on... and on... and Schlongiston! )"
Haha, I get it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP? "
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think |
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think "
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us "
In. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us "
If you win then I’m sure they’ll be queuing up to filth with Willy and Lord |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us
In."
See^ |
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us
In.
See^ "
Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.
Halloween thruple |
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us
In.
See^
Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.
Halloween thruple "
Oooft! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us
In.
See^
Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.
Halloween thruple "
Ah Willy you know it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?
1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone
2.) Bath Vader
3.) suggestions yet to come…
I think
If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us
In.
See^
Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.
Halloween thruple
Ah Willy you know it. "
Do you let it all grow out for the winter or something? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Remember when Boaty McBoatface won? …so managing your expectations you should probably expect something like:
Fuckity McFuckface
Wankity McWankface
Cocky McCockface
You’re welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Remember when Boaty McBoatface won? …so managing your expectations you should probably expect something like:
Fuckity McFuckface
Wankity McWankface
Cocky McCockface
You’re welcome! "
Cockface sounds like a sexual injury! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time."
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man! |
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man! "
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Na I think your username is really good
It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it
GrowingMan?
Mangrown?
Mango?
Aka small penis!
I didn't say that, you said that!"
I didn’t say that! You said that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Na I think your username is really good
It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it
GrowingMan?
Mangrown?
Mango?
I like “Mango”!
Its the one I like too!"
I might as well go for potato! |
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By *aizyWoman 36 weeks ago
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"Na I think your username is really good
It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it
GrowingMan?
Mangrown?
Mango?
I like “Mango”!
Its the one I like too!
I might as well go for potato! "
Potato, summat else I didn't say!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Na I think your username is really good
It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it
GrowingMan?
Mangrown?
Mango?
I like “Mango”!
Its the one I like too!
I might as well go for potato!
Potato, summat else I didn't say!! "
If you sneak in at 175 with growing man cock I’m gonna cry! :’( |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?"
This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake |
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?
This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake "
They’re biscuits which identify as cakes |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?
This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake
They’re biscuits which identify as cakes "
No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary |
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By *aizyWoman 36 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Na I think your username is really good
It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it
GrowingMan?
Mangrown?
Mango?
I like “Mango”!
Its the one I like too!
I might as well go for potato!
Potato, summat else I didn't say!!
If you sneak in at 175 with growing man cock I’m gonna cry! :’("
Growingmancock, dammit, I should have said that!  |
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?
This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake
They’re biscuits which identify as cakes
No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary "
It was a joke about identity politics |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
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"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.
What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!
Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?
This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake
They’re biscuits which identify as cakes
No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary
It was a joke about identity politics "
Oh sorry. |
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