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And give them a suitably wrong couple's username.
Obvs, this doesn't start until some poor fucker/couple (I mean willing volunteer) comments first.
You can make throuples and foursomes - hell you could probably even mangle my guidelines beyond recognition.
Just be outrageous...and play (almost) nice.
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So you and me would be. ‘Robo and Rag’s excellent adventure’
(In theory etc) |
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"So you and me would be. ‘Robo and Rag’s excellent adventure’
(In theory etc)"
Or "FattyAndBraveheart"
"RaggyKlunge"
Anything you want by looking at profiles and being cheekily outrageous (careful on the "Fatty" though - that goes badly wrong most of the time  ) |
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By *exyEggsCouple 24 weeks ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
Nope. It's KlungeRag  |
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"Nope. It's KlungeRag "
Twisted KlungeRagNips
For our fourple or is that four ply?  |
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"Nope. It's KlungeRag "
RaggyMcNipTwist |
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"Nope. It's KlungeRag
Twisted KlungeRagNips
For our fourple or is that four ply? "
Love it - only FAB threads go this way this soon |
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"Nope. It's KlungeRag
RaggyMcNipTwist"
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"Nope. It's KlungeRag
RaggyMcNipTwist
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(Make the rules up as you go along Rag - that's what I tend to do..
it makes it funny and mind-bending  ) |
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"Enlightening tools"
LostHerBelfastCherry |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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CherryFlavouredKlunge
Spelling mistake  |
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"And give them a suitably wrong couple's username.
Obvs, this doesn't start until some poor fucker/couple (I mean willing volunteer) comments first.
You can make throuples and foursomes - hell you could probably even mangle my guidelines beyond recognition.
Just be outrageous...and play (almost) nice.
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Atrophical Meatwave |
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"CherryFlavouredKlunge
Spelling mistake "
- you come up with that and it's the spelling you worry about? That's sooo Scots Presbyterian .
You and Granny..."TattyCrumpets" |
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"KlungeKrumbs. Sounds tasty  "
You and Granny - has to be "RickRoll" . |
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"CherryFlavouredKlunge
Spelling mistake
- you come up with that and it's the spelling you worry about? That's sooo Scots Presbyterian .
You and Granny..."TattyCrumpets""
Being creative isn’t one of my strengths. It’s given me a new username idea though |
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The Klunge just seems wrong, so we'll go with RoboShivunge, not much better, sorry |
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"CherryFlavouredKlunge
Spelling mistake
- you come up with that and it's the spelling you worry about? That's sooo Scots Presbyterian .
You and Granny..."TattyCrumpets"
Being creative isn’t one of my strengths. It’s given me a new username idea though "
I'm breaking the rules a bit (it's quite a mentally challenging thread anyway...so it may not go far), but I don't get any sense of lack of creativity. It's there, and it challenges mine. The difference is I'm ridiculously confident (arrogant) and you're more circumspect.
But you've got it - it shines through.
Am I simping? Dunno - I don't tangle up with couples. More I just like you, and your other half is clearly wise to choose you (as you are him). |
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"The Klunge just seems wrong, so we'll go with RoboShivunge, not much better, sorry"
Scotsguyy and Granny - "GrannyGuyy".
You've corned the GILF market my friend . |
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This thread made my brain hurt .
You've all been great.
Thank you xxxx |
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"TripleKlunge
J"
I mean, that was both entirely accurate and hilarious.
Touch of genius there J, so I'll play again for a bit.
You are, henceforth:
BeefKlunge.
Wear it well  |
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"TripleKlunge
J
I mean, that was both entirely accurate and hilarious.
Touch of genius there J, so I'll play again for a bit.
You are, henceforth:
BeefKlunge.
Wear it well "
J’sBeefyKlunge. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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MiniRoboklunge |
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SeducingWoody .... I'm trying damnit |
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"SeducingWoody .... I'm trying damnit "
You and Misty:
"MistressMisty"  . |
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"K-Klunge(McFuckFace)"
Not to be attempted by anyone with a stammer x |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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This has been brilliant to read. You guys are good!!! |
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"This has been brilliant to read. You guys are good!!! "
There's a bit of inadvertent cross-threading going on too...I said this one made my brain hurt and it has  .
I'll probably accidentally pop up on the "Do you watch porn?" thread in a while just loudly declaring "I AM Cockman!"
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RoboWoody .... sounds rather scary |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"RoboWoody .... sounds rather scary "
LittleMissFlirty K Klunge |
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For today only...
"LittleMistressWoodenTit"
??
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"RoboWoody .... sounds rather scary
LittleMissFlirty K Klunge"
That's a bit of a mouthful |
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"For today only...
"LittleMistressWoodenTit"
??
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It fucking feels it right now !! It's hard and bloody painful  |
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Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something |
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something "
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple... |
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple..."
....I feel like I'm on fire anyway currently lol |
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple...
....I feel like I'm on fire anyway currently lol"
You and Woody:
KinkyKandKinkyB x |
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple...
....I feel like I'm on fire anyway currently lol
You and Woody:
KinkyKandKinkyB x"
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple...
....I feel like I'm on fire anyway currently lol
You and Woody:
KinkyKandKinkyB x
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Kinda works that one, doesn't it?
You have to couple up now xx |
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple...
....I feel like I'm on fire anyway currently lol
You and Woody:
KinkyKandKinkyB x
Kinda works that one, doesn't it?
You have to couple up now xx"
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By *andZ30Couple 24 weeks ago
dumfries |
Go for it let’s have a laugh |
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TandZandKandB …
It’s getting ridiculous now!… haha
I’ll let someone else try. |
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"WoodyTeaze"
WoodyFogBoobs...??
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"Ro-Mistress is like a sex toy or something
If they made it, K owns it already .
"K-Ragnatoa"?
A volcanic and fiery couple..."
May steal Ragnartoa for future |
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Klungragnortoa?
I've no idea if that's right  |
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"Klungragnortoa?
I've no idea if that's right "
Mistress Bella |
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"Klungragnortoa?
I've no idea if that's right "
This thread gave up hope of being right a long time ago .
It's nothing but wrong on top of despair and mental anguish x |
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Potassium Bella ( one for the chemistry nerds... K being the chemical symbol for Potassium... highly reactive stuff lol ) |
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"Klungragnortoa?
I've no idea if that's right
This thread gave up hope of being right a long time ago .
It's nothing but wrong on top of despair and mental anguish x"
I've been trying to work out the "correct" answers for longer than I dare to admit |
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"Klungragnortoa?
I've no idea if that's right
This thread gave up hope of being right a long time ago .
It's nothing but wrong on top of despair and mental anguish x
I've been trying to work out the "correct" answers for longer than I dare to admit "
Just talk shit and blame me.
It's so much easier x |
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"MrMrsKludge "
ScrumKlungeDelight |
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RoboWilly
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. |
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"RoboWilly
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law."
WillyScrum
Because they know what rugby players REALLY want  . |
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"RoboWilly
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
WillyScrum
Because they know what rugby players REALLY want ."
Bind, touch, engage |
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"RoboWilly
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
WillyScrum
Because they know what rugby players REALLY want .
Bind, touch, engage "
Yes please |
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"RoboWilly
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
WillyScrum
Because they know what rugby players REALLY want .
Bind, touch, engage "
Willy klunge |
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I think Misty Peaks Klunge Idol would make a nice throuple too |
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I'm exiting stage left at this point lol |
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"I'm exiting stage left at this point lol"
Why? Is your dodgy tit making you walk round in circles K xx |
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"I think Misty Peaks Klunge Idol would make a nice throuple too"
We'd break her Willy - she's only ickle. |
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"I'm exiting stage left at this point lol
Why? Is your dodgy tit making you walk round in circles K xx"
I'm currently being rock n roll and sitting down at a Terrorvision gig ... |
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"LittleMissWilly?
No that's just my clit "
Next username for K alone:
ClittyMcLicky xx |
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"LittleMissWilly?
No that's just my clit
Next username for K alone:
ClittyMcLicky xx"
Given half a chance I absolutely would |
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"LittleMissWilly?
No that's just my clit
Next username for K alone:
ClittyMcLicky xx
Given half a chance I absolutely would "
I can't work out if that means lick your own clit, or have a singles profile...or even both xx |
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"LittleMissWilly?"
WillyEnthusiasm?
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"LittleMissWilly?
WillyEnthusiasm?
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I might change it to that!!! Although I'm quite fussy vis a vis willies |
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"LittleMissWilly?
No that's just my clit
Next username for K alone:
ClittyMcLicky xx
Given half a chance I absolutely would
I can't work out if that means lick your own clit, or have a singles profile...or even both xx"
Well I'm not flexible to lick my own... I prefer to lick others |
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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Hmmmm...
Do I go for RoboCurves or curve_your_klunge ? |
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"LittleMissWilly?
WillyEnthusiasm?
I might change it to that!!! Although I'm quite fussy vis a vis willies"
Hey - that's the enthusiasm part - you get to research which ones you like enough  |
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"LittleMissWilly?
WillyEnthusiasm?
I might change it to that!!! Although I'm quite fussy vis a vis willies
Hey - that's the enthusiasm part - you get to research which ones you like enough "
I think I already do though |
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"LittleMissWilly?
No that's just my clit
Next username for K alone:
ClittyMcLicky xx
Given half a chance I absolutely would
I can't work out if that means lick your own clit, or have a singles profile...or even both xx
Well I'm not flexible to lick my own... I prefer to lick others "
Yeah they are nice aren't they? Wish I had one on my wrist I could play with sometimes (as long as it didn't affect my tennis, obvs) xx |
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"Hmmmm...
Do I go for RoboCurves or curve_your_klunge ? "
Both are equally amazing and horrible tbh |
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" Icecream-Robo "
Cherry-klunge |
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Cherry oh, cherry oh, bingo
The me |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Nights at the bingo tables |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Willys. They’re not for girls!"
Willy-the new energy drink. |
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Cherrywoodwillyforthecoffeetabe |
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"Cherrywoodwillyforthecoffeetabe"
MistyBottom...??? . |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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MobileKlunge |
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"MobileKlunge "
Threesome:
MarathonWillyBottom...
Pack a shed-load of lube you guys . |
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"Willys. They’re not for girls!"
Damn ! Lol |
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"Littlemissmobileklunge "
... well I do have 2 legs lmao |
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KlungeIdol?
(Well, TV has moved on since the Pop Idol days)... |
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"Littlemissmobileklunge
... well I do have 2 legs lmao "
Oh is that what he meant?
Not "Have klunge, will travel" xx |
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"Klunge Idol
New series on ITV"
This has got chanel 5 written all over it |
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"Klunge Idol
New series on ITV"
Shit - our minds melded!
LukeKZade  . |
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Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! ) |
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )"
Does that mean she is now my mistress? |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
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RoboKlungebar1000 |
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"Double Klunge"
I'm giving you all a foursome with Daizy .
Daizy'sYorkieGuyyJames |
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RoboGuyy
Robocops non law enforcement cousin |
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DaizyeOzade - Some weird alien wizarding psychedelic trippy swinging couple.
I welcome you x |
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RoboGem
YorkieMatathon
Little miss Cherry Mist
Misty mistress |
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )
Does that mean she is now my mistress?"
Yes |
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MistressMorphia
Some men are clamping on a cock-cage just at the sound of it . |
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"MistressMorphia
Some men are clamping on a cock-cage just at the sound of it . "
I am her on another site. |
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"mistyninjapeaks "
There’s no way I can get them to go ninja |
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"mistyninjapeaks
There’s no way I can get them to go ninja "
be messy |
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"mistyninjapeaks
There’s no way I can get them to go ninja "
Littlemistyressk |
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Mrsgotgigz
I don’t think I’m good at this lmao |
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"JesterGiggles works "
Ay that does haha |
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"JesterGiggles works
Ay that does haha "
Misty and Jester:
ChestyJests |
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"JesterGiggles works
Ay that does haha
Misty and Jester:
ChestyJests"
Robojames |
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )
Does that mean she is now my mistress?
Yes "
I await your command, ma’am… |
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"Robochick
GlasgowGiggles .
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KlungeBoss |
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Yorkie and Giggles:
ChocolateGiggleStick
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )
Does that mean she is now my mistress?
Yes
I await your command, ma’am…"
Bring me a cup of tea please |
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )
Does that mean she is now my mistress?
Yes
I await your command, ma’am…
Bring me a cup of tea please "
Certainly lol |
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"Mistressof1000Yorkies (my mind's running riot with that! )
Does that mean she is now my mistress?
Yes
I await your command, ma’am…
Bring me a cup of tea please "
Does he get anal and a sloppy throat fuck as his thank you?
Cups of tea are negotiation material ya know xx |
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"Yorkie and Giggles:
ChocolateGiggleStick
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GotKlungeGiggles |
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I've joined "the Ghey" and am now a throuple with Fife and Yorkie:
NinjaKlungeBar
We've also cornered the market for women who want to feel particularly, ahem, "full"....and thrown around the room . |
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"I've joined "the Ghey" and am now a throuple with Fife and Yorkie:
NinjaKlungeBar
We've also cornered the market for women who want to feel particularly, ahem, "full"....and thrown around the room ."
Maybe even the:
"KlungeKollekteev"
Massiv, init  . |
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well in for the 3sum
chunkychocolateMistressKlunge |
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LittleKlungeBarGiggleJesterPeaks.
The orgy collective .
(All previous posters can join in of course...my brain just can't work out what our name would be ) |
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Boo'sWorldSwallowsSexville
Threat or promise...you decide |
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"Mistressgiggle"
Haha I like that ! |
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"Mistressgiggle
Haha I like that !"
sounds like a fun time |
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"Mistressgiggle
Haha I like that !
sounds like a fun time "
It certainly does |
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"GiggleKlunge
Have we not had that yet? How did we miss it
haha it was because of the exclusion zone round St Leonards
Oh that was good!
im practicing directing my 'talks to much' vibe "
You're on form .
Boo'sYorkieKlungeGiggle...
And I never thought this thread would be a closer...my fucking brain is in agony!!!
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