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That ‘one thing’ that’ll make her chase you
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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Instagram videos with guys and sometimes women along the same theme. She’s not interested, so do this thing and she’ll chase you.
I’ve no interest in clicking their video or going to a dodgy website.
So what do you think that ‘one thing’ might be?
I’m gonna say good quality cheese with crackers. |
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"Instagram videos with guys and sometimes women along the same theme. She’s not interested, so do this thing and she’ll chase you.
I’ve no interest in clicking their video or going to a dodgy website.
So what do you think that ‘one thing’ might be?
I’m gonna say good quality cheese with crackers."
"You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" is in an old dating guide to women.
Honestly though, its not far wrong. Cheese is good.
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right "
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.  |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are. "
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this "
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it  |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it "
Yep, ‘use your talking’ I guess |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it
Yep, ‘use your talking’ I guess "
In think I'll become a YouTube self help person.
Talk to people, don't play silly arse games with people, if your shorts fit eat cookies...hell eat cookies if they don't. I have to do this while applying make up apparently |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it
Yep, ‘use your talking’ I guess
In think I'll become a YouTube self help person.
Talk to people, don't play silly arse games with people, if your shorts fit eat cookies...hell eat cookies if they don't. I have to do this while applying make up apparently "
Can’t be any worse than the people behind those videos. |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it
Yep, ‘use your talking’ I guess
In think I'll become a YouTube self help person.
Talk to people, don't play silly arse games with people, if your shorts fit eat cookies...hell eat cookies if they don't. I have to do this while applying make up apparently
Can’t be any worse than the people behind those videos."
Very true. I was trying to watch one the other day about styling an outfit. Honestly I was half asleep from boredom five minutes in. The flaming woman just kept wittering. I was shouting "just show me the bloody outfit"  .
Our son in law was telling me it's something to do with advertising revenue and length of video. |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
Probably. Some are quite convincing sounding but it’s the usual drone on for a minute to say click this
I think the reason behind their apparent success is their ability to sound convincing.
Truth is if you like someone and they like you back all you have to do is talk to them. That's not a very long video though is it
Yep, ‘use your talking’ I guess
In think I'll become a YouTube self help person.
Talk to people, don't play silly arse games with people, if your shorts fit eat cookies...hell eat cookies if they don't. I have to do this while applying make up apparently
Can’t be any worse than the people behind those videos.
Very true. I was trying to watch one the other day about styling an outfit. Honestly I was half asleep from boredom five minutes in. The flaming woman just kept wittering. I was shouting "just show me the bloody outfit" .
Our son in law was telling me it's something to do with advertising revenue and length of video. "
Yeah they can’t just get to the bloody point.
It’ll soon rival with time wasted in your life waiting at red traffic lights |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are. "
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
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4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
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I got 2! |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force "
And reverse parking was the only tick on the list for me. (Though rum and coffee sounds like a brand new cocktail, no? Or maybe Woody has happened upon a new business opportunity.) |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force
And reverse parking was the only tick on the list for me. (Though rum and coffee sounds like a brand new cocktail, no? Or maybe Woody has happened upon a new business opportunity.) "
Sorry I just go nose in with parking, I see the time some people take doing it and think what a palaver |
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force
And reverse parking was the only tick on the list for me. (Though rum and coffee sounds like a brand new cocktail, no? Or maybe Woody has happened upon a new business opportunity.)
Sorry I just go nose in with parking, I see the time some people take doing it and think what a palaver "
I'm like that with nose in though. I reverse park much more quickly than driving in  |
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"I’m just waiting for someone to say cake "
15 different cakes trailing behind me on string, like wings, as I do my sexy chicken dance. Each cake has been drenched in my pheromones (t-shirt worn continuously for 6 weeks) beforehand. Squawk a lot, make eye contact. Don't blink. Very important that bit.
I have never not had multiple women chase me when I've done this, and they've ALL gone to the trouble of wearing sexy police uniforms for me too. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
I got 2!"
That ain’t getting us nowhere…
Don’t be sad….cos 2 out of 5 ain’t bad!… |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force
And reverse parking was the only tick on the list for me. (Though rum and coffee sounds like a brand new cocktail, no? Or maybe Woody has happened upon a new business opportunity.) "
And all I have in is red wine. *cries. |
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By *agnar73 OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Lack of self respect probably.
Furthest I’ve got with these video ads is that it’s counter intuitive, so that might be right
Are they similar to the 'do these five things and you can have any man' videos?
I might watch one just to see what the five things are.
She supports United.
She drinks Rum and coffee
She can reverse park a car
She Can play pool
And was born on a Tuesday.
4 are possible.
Reverse parking is a waste of life force
And reverse parking was the only tick on the list for me. (Though rum and coffee sounds like a brand new cocktail, no? Or maybe Woody has happened upon a new business opportunity.)
Sorry I just go nose in with parking, I see the time some people take doing it and think what a palaver
I'm like that with nose in though. I reverse park much more quickly than driving in "
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