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By *ild_oatsMan 24 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Oh, for heavens hake! Fishing for puns is never becoming.
Tuna next time but would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?
How’s the calamari? Why, it’s ex-squid-sit, thank you.
That’s all now, nothing to sea here.
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"Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Fish puns? Gill the chuckles never end? (Fish) fingers crossed they shoal not.
Some Kraken word play so far. Some great, some flounder. "
It seems the people of FAB are playing a little Coy this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Haddock enough of em, eh? Shore-ly there's a plaice for a few more? I'll use my thinking mussels and with a trout be able to come up with a few eely good ones.
But I won't carp on, I'll stay koi, lest you all become crabby.
Fish. |
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By *uke Ozade OP Man 24 weeks ago
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"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up. 
Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel
Is it a Barracuda gone with you to? "
Eel come along to hake hay while the pun shines |
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"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up.
Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel
Is it a Barracuda gone with you to?
Eel come along to hake hay while the pun shines "
I did think that this thread was going to be a turtle disaster, but my opinion was BASS-less. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
I thought this thread was going to be a bit Crappie. That it might have been a bit of a catfish.
I shouldn't have bream so bullhead-ed.
It's brill. Reely brill. I'm a Sucker for a pun
I laughed so hard I may have Gurnard.
I almost had a Panga regret I couldn't join in. I'm Saury. I'll go... |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I'm going to perch on the edge now.
You might as well.
You've made a right Squidiot of yourself today.
I wasn't angling for that ! "
Well you made a fishing rod for your own back. |
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"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this
Mr
It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line
Roachford on the mic.
He's a real star-fish
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
Tuna Turner
Mr "
Not Tina Tuna? |
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"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this
Mr
It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line
Roachford on the mic.
He's a real star-fish
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
Tuna Turner
Mr
Not Tina Tuna?"
Thats fishy, but does work better
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"This threads pollacks
You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to realise that."
Well slippery dick wrasse, I'll go and see what tuna the other threads are playing.
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"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this
Mr
It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line
Roachford on the mic.
He's a real star-fish
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
Tuna Turner
Mr
Not Tina Tuna?
Thats fishy, but does work better
Mr "
Fishy is exactly the aim .... |
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"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this
Mr
It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line
Roachford on the mic.
He's a real star-fish
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
Tuna Turner
Mr
Not Tina Tuna?
Thats fishy, but does work better
Mr
Fishy is exactly the aim ...."
Said Moby dick....
Mr |
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"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this
Mr
It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line
Roachford on the mic.
He's a real star-fish
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
Tuna Turner
Mr
Not Tina Tuna?
Thats fishy, but does work better
Mr
Fishy is exactly the aim ....
Said Moby dick....
Mr "
Moby Dick sounds like an STI that you might have caught at a night club in the 1990s... Undoubtedly it would require an apointment with a Sturgeon.
Cal |
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I like that.
Is that why they call plaice a flapfish too? 
