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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

For cod’s sake

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By *amierebelMan 36 weeks ago

nae danger.


"For cod’s sake"

Time and plaice mate

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By *eekingfwbWoman 36 weeks ago

kent

Any-fin is possible here

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

This threads already haddock

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By *mma29Couple 36 weeks ago

wirral

This thread is Fin-ished.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 36 weeks ago

Willenhall

So many poor soles in this thread.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This thread is Fin-ished."

With a bit of creativity we might just fillet

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By *amierebelMan 36 weeks ago

nae danger.


"This thread is Fin-ished.

With a bit of creativity we might just fillet "

Nah it's already been well battered

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This thread is Fin-ished.

With a bit of creativity we might just fillet

Nah it's already been well battered "

True, but I’ll keep going just for the halibut

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By *eekingfwbWoman 36 weeks ago

kent

What do you reckon? 20 replies and we can shell-abrate

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"What do you reckon? 20 replies and we can shell-abrate "

Yep! Just need a few more to mussel in

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Nothing to Sea here!

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By *rSteve6Man 36 weeks ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

The s(kipper) will have to look into this.

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By *mma29Couple 36 weeks ago

wirral

Cod Almighty.

Some of these are terrible, need scaling back.

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By *orthmanMan 36 weeks ago

Kendal

It's wearing a bit fin now

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By *ikesEmBigMan 36 weeks ago

Herts

Some of this puns are off the scale

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"It's wearing a bit fin now"

That’s a load of pollocks! You were prawn to do this

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 36 weeks ago

Willenhall

I Wanda what's coming next...

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By *amierebelMan 36 weeks ago

nae danger.

Some more tripe no doubt

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By *ild_oatsMan 36 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Oh, for heavens hake! Fishing for puns is never becoming.

Tuna next time but would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?

How’s the calamari? Why, it’s ex-squid-sit, thank you.

That’s all now, nothing to sea here.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan 36 weeks ago

Bradford

I remember I had very success full

Fish pun thread last year

It haddock and cod surprise me how much love there was out there

For a fish pun

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I'm never koi about commenting on a thread like this

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Don't hake it to death

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By *rHotNottsMan 36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My Plaice or yours?

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By *rAitchMan 36 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm going to sit on my perch and watch you lot trawler through the same old puns a Marillion times or more.

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By *lynJMan 36 weeks ago

Morden

Some comments on here to skate over, though others are a ray of light.

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By *p4funCouple 36 weeks ago

Plymouth

I'll bet eel be ray-getting

Starting this pollocks and probably clam up and ride off on his motorpike and sidecarp

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

What a fab grouper people we’ve got on here!

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By *partharmonyCouple 36 weeks ago

Ruislip

I can't hake much more of this. I've halibut enough.

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

If David sole was still around he'd have you in his fan gruppa at his plaice

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By *neteaminDevonMan 36 weeks ago

Bridgwater

I am no good at singing as I cannot hold a tuna

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"This thread is Fin-ished.

With a bit of creativity we might just fillet "

So much for the bold claim... it seemed to flounder very quickly

Cal

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By * and M lookingCouple 36 weeks ago

Worcester

It should get the "Seal" of approval.

It's enough to warm the Cockels of my heart.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I am no good at singing as I cannot hold a tuna"

You should practice your scales

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"It should get the "Seal" of approval.

It's enough to warm the Cockels of my heart."

I guess the thread is o-fish-illy restarted

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

Fish puns? Gill the chuckles never end? (Fish) fingers crossed they shoal not.

Some Kraken word play so far. Some great, some flounder.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

Fish puns? Gill the chuckles never end? (Fish) fingers crossed they shoal not.

Some Kraken word play so far. Some great, some flounder. "

It seems the people of FAB are playing a little Coy this morning

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Remember the bond film octopussy well i had a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Hey all I herd this is the place to be ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Gold

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Hey all I herd this is the place to be ha"

It's certainly the plaice to be schooled in all things fishy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

We're all having a whale of a time. This thread has jumped the shark though. But I bet stickle (be) back again.

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By *icolerobbieCouple 36 weeks ago

walsall

I bet you all 50 squid it doesn’t make 175.

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By *panksspankedMan 36 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I bet you all 50 squid it doesn’t make 175."

Don't forget the unwell octopus

That'll be the sick squid you owe me

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I bet you all 50 squid it doesn’t make 175.

Don't forget the unwell octopus

That'll be the sick squid you owe me"

It seems a bit shellfish to make this all about money

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By *ellhungvweMan 36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

This thread is awful. Someone had batter improve it.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"This thread is awful. Someone had batter improve it."

What are you carp-ing on about

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Got catfished the other day.

It wasn't plaice-ent: I can tell you that for nothing

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By *ellhungvweMan 36 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"This thread is awful. Someone had batter improve it.

What are you carp-ing on about "

You will have to speak up - my herring is not very good.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

This Thread is starting to Flounder

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This Thread is starting to Flounder "

Eel soon sort that out!

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Haddock enough of em, eh? Shore-ly there's a plaice for a few more? I'll use my thinking mussels and with a trout be able to come up with a few eely good ones.

But I won't carp on, I'll stay koi, lest you all become crabby.

Fish.

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By *holoMan 36 weeks ago

Hastings

Do you know any barr acuda open now

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm glad this thread is still going.

I'd feared the Whiting was on the wall.

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By *iddlesticksMan 36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?

5 - 2 souls, 2 eels, and a big wet plaice.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?

5 - 2 souls, 2 eels, and a big wet plaice. "

- I like that.

Is that why they call plaice a flapfish too?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London

This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread

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By *illy IdolMan 36 weeks ago

Midlands


"This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread "

But you took the bait

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London


"This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread

But you took the bait "

Actually, you bit the trap little fish

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By *illy IdolMan 36 weeks ago

Midlands


"This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread

But you took the bait

Actually, you bit the trap little fish "

I sea that now

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread

But you took the bait

Actually, you bit the trap little fish

I sea that now "

Take the time to mullet over

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London


"This is a clamsy attempt to relive the thread

But you took the bait

Actually, you bit the trap little fish

I sea that now

Take the time to mullet over "

Mind over mussels

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

If the thread is needing aiding and a-baiting just let minnow, can't let it become a turtle disaster.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"If the thread is needing aiding and a-baiting just let minnow, can't let it become a turtle disaster. "

..."turtle disaster" .

I guess salmon haddock say it tuna or later.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"If the thread is needing aiding and a-baiting just let minnow, can't let it become a turtle disaster. "

Put your bass into it!

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

Is it reel-y coming to this ?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Is it reel-y coming to this ? "

Now you’ve b-roach-ed the subject, you know it’s what breams are made of and I’m not one to knock you off your perch and leave you trawling other threads.

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By *evils PuddingCouple 36 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I can take Nemo of this.

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By *illy IdolMan 36 weeks ago

Midlands


"I can take Nemo of this. "

Chill out you clown

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Cod you lot behave or are you not fin-ished?

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

Don't say this is the end of the thread, that would be pollocks.

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By *ellhungvweMan 36 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Don't say this is the end of the thread, that would be pollocks. "

I don’t think it ends yet but let minnow if you disagree.

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast


"Don't say this is the end of the thread, that would be pollocks.

I don’t think it ends yet but let minnow if you disagree."

I guess whale have to wait and see

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By *amierebelMan 36 weeks ago

nae danger.


"Don't say this is the end of the thread, that would be pollocks.

I don’t think it ends yet but let minnow if you disagree.

I guess whale have to wait and see "

Cod be a whale

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan 36 weeks ago

Yeovil

Don't this is just a little shellfish

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Anyone want a ride on my motor pike and side carp.

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By * and M lookingCouple 36 weeks ago

Worcester

Get down off your Perch, Rudd y hell.

Weight lifters can use a Barbel l.

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By *ild_oatsMan 36 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

This thread is just Hake-ing over old ground…

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

it gold fishing around

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

I'm a Ray of sunshine

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I'm a Ray of sunshine "

Yes you are but don’t skipjack when it comes to the compliments

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By *p4funCouple 36 weeks ago

Plymouth

Some of these are so

So-fish-ticaded

Let minnow if you agree

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Looks like the turbot kicked in just for the halibut

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up.

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

I was watching an old version of only fools ello marlin

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up. "

Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel

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By *eedsortingMan 36 weeks ago

Radley

I wasn't going to join this thread as I thought the OP was a bit of a pike-y. But so far, it's turned out brill.

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast


"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up.

Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel "

Is it a Barracuda gone with you to?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up.

Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel

Is it a Barracuda gone with you to? "

Eel come along to hake hay while the pun shines

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Nice to sea urchins like yourselves keeping this going. Kipper up.

Will do as soon as I get back from the pub. Just off to settle my barbel

Is it a Barracuda gone with you to?

Eel come along to hake hay while the pun shines "

I did think that this thread was going to be a turtle disaster, but my opinion was BASS-less.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I was feeling terribly sad today but this thread has cheered me up a little.

I plan to keep reading tilapia.

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Shark bait

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By *orny-DJMan 36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Some more tripe no doubt "

Er, do you know what Tripe is?

It's the stomach lining of a cow, pig or sheep

Still, I suppose that get's you off the hook

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By *ostAirmenMan 36 weeks ago

crewe

Have you seen the picture of my pollocks

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Have you seen the picture of my pollocks "

This is the plaice for that, I’ll crab a chair and take a snoek now

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I thought this thread was going to be a bit Crappie. That it might have been a bit of a catfish.

I shouldn't have bream so bullhead-ed.

It's brill. Reely brill. I'm a Sucker for a pun

I laughed so hard I may have Gurnard.

I almost had a Panga regret I couldn't join in. I'm Saury. I'll go...

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast


"Some more tripe no doubt

Er, do you know what Tripe is?

It's the stomach lining of a cow, pig or sheep

Still, I suppose that get's you off the hook"

Yes! I trout as much !!

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

I thought this thread was dead. Need new puns, I might ask my two grannies, they grew up with good old puns and word jokes. I love them. They're a great piranha-nas.

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By *hippy57Man 36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Don’t tell him pike lol

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By *orny-DJMan 36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Don’t tell him pike lol"

You did that on porpoise

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast


"Don’t tell him pike lol"

Left field, but well dredged up, still fin-ny though.

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

Limpeting along

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Limpeting along "

You must be squiding, some people are wanting us declared anenomies of the state...

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm gonna do a Tun a half minute on the motorway

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

Someone krill this thread!

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Someone krill this thread! "

Nooooo, it's still live and swimming

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Someone krill this thread! "

Don't be so shellfish.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

You'd have to be a plankton carry on with this

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"You'd have to be a plankton carry on with this "

Why can't you give use your Seal of approval?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fish heads fish heads

Roly poly fish heads.

Fish heads, fish heads

Eat them up yum!

That’s a tuna and a half!

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Parsley met Cod in sauce

They sat next to salmon looking pink and red..

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Gosh thanks op.i need to make my fish pie for lunch tomorrow

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

Algae my hat

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Algae my hat"

Don't forget your Tench coat.

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Mackerelvelion attempts folks

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By *9alMan 36 weeks ago

Bridgend

like some well filled fish nets

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Algae my hat

Don't forget your Tench coat."

or your mop

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

I'm tetra-fied by some of these responses!

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By *erry bull1Man 36 weeks ago

doncaster

I love lick a nice kipper

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By *escourtesMan 36 weeks ago

hereford

Dont tell em yer name Pike....

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

I'm going to perch on the edge now.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I'm going to perch on the edge now. "

You might as well.

You've made a right Squidiot of yourself today.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I'm going to perch on the edge now. "

There's no need to be Koi

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I'm going to perch on the edge now.

You might as well.

You've made a right Squidiot of yourself today."

I wasn't angling for that !

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I'm going to perch on the edge now.

You might as well.

You've made a right Squidiot of yourself today.

I wasn't angling for that ! "

Well you made a fishing rod for your own back.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

I see you took the bait!

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I see you took the bait! "

No i didn't...you did.

Now you made your own oyster bed....now you go and lie in it.

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By *layfullsamMan 36 weeks ago

Solihull

Is this thread eely necessary

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By *layfullsamMan 36 weeks ago

Solihull


"Is this thread eely necessary "

Or even reely necessary

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

This threads pollacks

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"This threads pollacks"

You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to realise that.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr "

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line"

Roachford on the mic.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic."

He's a real star-fish

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish"

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr "

Not Tina Tuna?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr

Not Tina Tuna?"

Thats fishy, but does work better

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"This threads pollacks

You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to realise that."

Well slippery dick wrasse, I'll go and see what tuna the other threads are playing.

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By *alandNitaCouple 36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr

Not Tina Tuna?

Thats fishy, but does work better

Mr "

Fishy is exactly the aim ....

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool

Salmon else had better come up with another one.

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By *teph BitchTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Manchester

Whiting shade of pale

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Salmon else had better come up with another one. "

You got battered today.

England 1-0 Whales.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 36 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Salmon else had better come up with another one.

You got battered today.

England 1-0 Whales."

But neither of us are from whales!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr

Not Tina Tuna?

Thats fishy, but does work better

Mr

Fishy is exactly the aim ...."

Said Moby dick....

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Betta Fish off, I don't like fuzzy lap flounders

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By *alandNitaCouple 35 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I've bream waiting for a upbeat thread like this

Mr

It's so upbeat, it comes with its own BASS-line

Roachford on the mic.

He's a real star-fish

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be

Tuna Turner

Mr

Not Tina Tuna?

Thats fishy, but does work better

Mr

Fishy is exactly the aim ....

Said Moby dick....

Mr "

Moby Dick sounds like an STI that you might have caught at a night club in the 1990s... Undoubtedly it would require an apointment with a Sturgeon.

Cal

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