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What is the fastest way to relax a man when he is angry
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Ahhh...well...if that man is a regular meditator, he'll rarely get angry in the first place because he has a big enough toolkit to breeze through most things.
But...
When something does make that man angry...it'll be a very, very big thing indeed.
So give him 5 or 6 Hulks to play with.
He and they should all reach exhaustion around the same time.
Then a couple of kebabs, a shower, and boobs.
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"Smile patronisingly, pat him on the arm and say "calm down dear".
It works every time, they immediately see the futility of their anger. "
Ha, telling me to calm down when I'm discussing something passionately really grinds my gears  |
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"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".
Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones."
I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.
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"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".
Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones.
I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.
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I'm just disappointed you didn't pick up on "guy....innocent".
I tee'd you up for a cracker at our expense there.
Beyond exhausted I'd say  |
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By *lueLotusWoman 32 weeks ago
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So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.
I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.
Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.
Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.
He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.
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"Walk away
It’s really hard to be angry to no audience."
Au contraire, mes amis! I reach my sweariest when it’s just me and a piece of IT equipment that thinks it knows better than I do how I want my document formatted, having an audience actually calms me down!?? |
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"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.
She knows things
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I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).
So a long way from angry.
But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?
Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?
I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.
In exchange for shoulder-back thing?
It very nice it is.
Fank Ooooooo
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"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.
She knows things
I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).
So a long way from angry.
But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?
Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?
I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.
In exchange for shoulder-back thing?
It very nice it is.
Fank Ooooooo
(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)"
Oh you thought I meant something nice?  |
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"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.
She knows things
I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).
So a long way from angry.
But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?
Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?
I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.
In exchange for shoulder-back thing?
It very nice it is.
Fank Ooooooo
(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)
Oh you thought I meant something nice? "
STAY IN FIFE!!!  . |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.
She knows things
I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).
So a long way from angry.
But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?
Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?
I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.
In exchange for shoulder-back thing?
It very nice it is.
Fank Ooooooo
(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)
Oh you thought I meant something nice?
STAY IN FIFE!!! ."
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"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.
She knows things
I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).
So a long way from angry.
But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?
Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?
I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.
In exchange for shoulder-back thing?
It very nice it is.
Fank Ooooooo
(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)
Oh you thought I meant something nice?
STAY IN FIFE!!! .
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.
I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.
Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.
Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.
He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.
You're welcome "
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or was that when the dogs were fighting??? 
