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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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Pure filth? Also welcome.
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Who are you and what have you done with Coyote?
Anyway, yes I do. I'm that annoying person who says 'oh my libido is really high'. It is.
So to distract myself I've got my card, a cup of tea and a myriad of tabs open for hotels and properties and I'm booking York and Brighton today.  |
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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Just wallow and drink the rum.
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Get a kitten or a puppy?
Join a gym?
What about swimming, lot's of open water swimming group's around.
Local running club.
Start painting.
DIY projects.
Walking group.
Volunteer time for a charity. |
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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Dark Rum or the girly stuff? |
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I need the opposite of a distraction. I need a kick up the arse to go dye some of my hair, remove some of my hair and pack. I also need to check the route I'm driving, how long it will take and where I should stop for something to eat. Instead I'm just sat with nerves going aaaaaaargh.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by "
Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!
Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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"I need the opposite of a distraction. I need a kick up the arse to go dye some of my hair, remove some of my hair and pack. I also need to check the route I'm driving, how long it will take and where I should stop for something to eat. Instead I'm just sat with nerves going aaaaaaargh.
J"
Oh but it's so exciting! J, you're going to have a brilliant time - some friends of mine are attending and they're such a lovely, welcoming bunch. So stop posting, check out the drive and sort your hair out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Oh you should go and get a coffee! Some fresh air. Don't drink rum before 8pm.
Treat yo'self and then watch Midsommar for some comfort. "
8 hours 30mins....gonna be tough. |
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"I need the opposite of a distraction. I need a kick up the arse to go dye some of my hair, remove some of my hair and pack. I also need to check the route I'm driving, how long it will take and where I should stop for something to eat. Instead I'm just sat with nerves going aaaaaaargh.
J"
Man up and get it done or I'll come round and slap your legs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
Dark Rum or the girly stuff?"
There is nothing remotely girly about me.
And kraken!
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"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by
Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!
Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
Dark Rum or the girly stuff?
There is nothing remotely girly about me.
And kraken!
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Nice! Figured you’d have the good stuff. |
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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Do the going out for a coffee thing, then get yourself the supplies for a home spa day on the way home? |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.
Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum! |
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Close the blinds/curtains, close the windows to make it stifling, play the same piece of discordant tritone music on repeat for the whole weekend, even when sleeping, read Virginia Woolf's "The Waves" and "Nausea" by Jean-Paul Sartre.
Try not to blink too often.
By Monday, you'll have travelled through the belly of the whale and may be ready for the long overdue re-emergence of the happy-go-lucky cheeky girly person-of-many-names.
Maybe not as well, of course. Could all go badly wrong.
Also - don't eat whale meat. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
I've been like this for days. Just thankful for the myriad of enticing images and your Photoshop skills. 
Oh, I also mowed the lawn. (No euphemisms) It's a big lawn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.
Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum! "
I like this idea! |
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"Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.
Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum!
I like this idea! "
Mrs Shiv is a smart lady, the coffee trick sold it for me, haha. I'll happily take you light switch shopping with whatever the rum equivalent of an Irish coffee is (Carajillo, apparently) then have a chilled afternoon of rum (mixers or neat?) and movies. |
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
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You need a rum buddy to drink it with, make you laugh, and to show you the real benefit of drinking rum... It makes things taste ever so sweet you know.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Oooh I just remembered where there are to of fit, tattooed, bearded guys! At the local climbing wall! I went to pick up the child from a Scout event and oh. my. word.
You're welcome.
J"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken
Mr "
That kinda thing gets me blocked... |
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"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by
Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!
Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.
Ok just smile at the married ones then, when their wives are near by "
Ooh could make it a FAB sport! See how many get slapped!!  |
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My friend usually has a conversation with me at the supermarket, this time it was Asda, she got quite a bit of attention in the frozen veg isle.
Last time she kinda lost her pants in the cereal bar isle .... apparently she doesn't like everyone staring and refuses to.take my calls if she in a supermarket these days! |
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"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by
Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!
Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.
Ok just smile at the married ones then, when their wives are near by "
Yeah remind the married men in their sexless marriages what they're missing  |
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"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)
Hot guys? Must welcome.
Pure filth? Also welcome.
Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?
Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken
Mr
That kinda thing gets me blocked..."
The beauty is getting unblocked that's the true art form
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