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i was marooned on a nearby island with nothing but palm leaves, however the incessant rain has washed them away and left me on a small knoll surrounded by water and mud - im naked please .................................................. |
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Dear Sir/Madam,
Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.
Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so that I can transfer you the sum of £1000000 as our birthday gift to you.
Yours truly
Prince Alyusi Islassis
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"Dear Sir/Madam,
Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.
Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so that I can transfer you the sum of £1000000 as our birthday gift to you.
Yours truly
Prince Alyusi Islassis
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"Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx" |
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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago
west midlands |
""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx""
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea! |
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""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx"
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea! "
Yeah well the joke's on you!
I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.
And I'm keeping all your cheese.
So ner ner ne ner ner.
With nerrrs!
Big kisses still  xxxxxx |
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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago
west midlands |
""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx"
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!
Yeah well the joke's on you!
I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.
And I'm keeping all your cheese.
So ner ner ne ner ner.
With nerrrs!
Big kisses still xxxxxx"
No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received! And you can of course keep all the cheese! |
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""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx"
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!
Yeah well the joke's on you!
I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.
And I'm keeping all your cheese.
So ner ner ne ner ner.
With nerrrs!
Big kisses still xxxxxx
No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received! And you can of course keep all the cheese!"
Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it  x |
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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago
west midlands |
""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx"
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!
Yeah well the joke's on you!
I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.
And I'm keeping all your cheese.
So ner ner ne ner ner.
With nerrrs!
Big kisses still xxxxxx
No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received! And you can of course keep all the cheese!
Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it x"
Same place you keep your bottles by any chance?!  |
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""Hi,
I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.
So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.
Who knew!?
I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?
Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?
If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.
Big kisses xxxx"
Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!
Yeah well the joke's on you!
I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.
And I'm keeping all your cheese.
So ner ner ne ner ner.
With nerrrs!
Big kisses still xxxxxx
No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received! And you can of course keep all the cheese!
Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it x
Same place you keep your bottles by any chance?! "
Well, maybe. Sitting down is a bit awkward right now, for sure  |
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