I was wondering whether the amount of tattoos a lady has is related to how wild she is in the bedroom?
In my (very) limited experience I’ve certainly found this to be the case, anybody else found this or maybe I’m wrong and you’ve found the total opposite?
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100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
Objection ! My fanny isn't baggy ! |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
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"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
I have two, no argument about this from me! Altho it depends how big the hands are, I only have small hands. |
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"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
 Brilliant |
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By *oo..Woman 25 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
If this is true I feel for my poor nose! |
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"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
This is definitely going into my fab code of practice book, is it possible to use this in searches  |
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By *ragonbaitCouple 25 weeks ago
Reading and Aberdare |
"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."
Well I’ve gone from 0-8 in under a year, my gorgeous girlfriend also has 4+ though we both have ones that merge so so they count as seperate.
I’ve recently discovered that I can lick her bumhole while stimulating her frontal bits with my nose. Accidental finding but dose prove this theory. |
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"100%.
One - Vanilla, only does missionary.
Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.
Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril.
If this is true I feel for my poor nose! "
I don't mind alternating each nostril on a weekly basis? I'm not a complete monster. |
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"I was wondering whether the amount of tattoos a lady has is related to how wild she is in the bedroom?
In my (very) limited experience I’ve certainly found this to be the case, anybody else found this or maybe I’m wrong and you’ve found the total opposite?
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Not sure how it could have any relevance whatsoever. |
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erm.. nope not me, I'm terribly boring. 
. Of the men who post about being married and getting no satisfaction 
and what to do? Answer is obviously to get me inked
