"People that stop and chat in the middle of an aisle in a shop and block the aisle will get a slap around the back of the head "
So do the ones who park their trolley in front of the shelf someone else is trying to reach into! |
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"If you order a "black coffee" in a coffee place and the person says "do you want milk"
That coffee should then be free. "
I have a family member this double confuses.
I say "black please".
They then lift the sugar jar, whilst their brain is still stuck somewhere around "milk", show me a spoon of sugar, and say:
"How many milks Nick?".
It's quite endearing, even after the 4,216th time... |
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"Anyone who responds with "do your own research" in an argument has to actually research the subject themselves without recourse to YouTube or tiktok"
Law proposal reviewed, voted and approved with immediate effect.
*note - there were no voting abstentions |
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"Its illegal for councils to restrict any kind of parking restriction for vehicles that have all their valid documents  "
Hang on me ole' Fred. If they can't restrict their restriction, that means their original restriction stands. |
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"Its illegal for councils to restrict any kind of parking restriction for vehicles that have all their valid documents "
They can't restrict any restrictions?
Just being able to drop any vehicle anywhere you fancy, sounds like a recipe for chaos. |
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By *red333Man 25 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Its illegal for councils to restrict any kind of parking restriction for vehicles that have all their valid documents
Hang on me ole' Fred. If they can't restrict their restriction, that means their original restriction stands."
no robocop two negatives don't make a positive not in this game....... Brucie  |
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"Its illegal for councils to restrict any kind of parking restriction for vehicles that have all their valid documents
Hang on me ole' Fred. If they can't restrict their restriction, that means their original restriction stands.no robocop two negatives don't make a positive not in this game....... Brucie "
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"Law - All women on FAB shall fuck me when, where, and how I choose.
Punishment - See above.
a great concept but will it work in reality......... You'll be knackered "
God no - the "when" part covers that. Control freak? Moi?  . |
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By *irthandgirthMan 25 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"You get to create a brand new law that comes in to effect tomorrow, what is it and what's the punishment?"
People who smoke indoors with children present should absolutely be prosecuted.
I would suggest a trip to an NBC training facility without a respirator every time they do it. Its only a little CS gas.. no lasting damage. |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law."
Jaffa cake this heretic now!
Cheese lives, naked! |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Jaffa cake this heretic now!
Cheese lives, naked! "
Death by a thousand jaffa cakes sounds like a treat to me, bring it on!!  |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Jaffa cake this heretic now!
Cheese lives, naked!
Death by a thousand jaffa cakes sounds like a treat to me, bring it on!! "
Can I have your cheese please? |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Jaffa cake this heretic now!
Cheese lives, naked!
Death by a thousand jaffa cakes sounds like a treat to me, bring it on!! "
 I love a Jaffa cake |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law."
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans? |
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"Anyone proposing unenforceable or unworkable laws shall be punished in three month increments to a law library with no computers, depending on how severe the infringement is."
Does this library have cheese and Jaffa Cakes?
If yes....my infringements have been soooooo severe.
Uh-huh....you like severe?
Oh I can be very, very severe.
Sssshhhh.
I'm the one talking. |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans? "
Go on then Davina, seeing as its you, you can only have one triangle of Dairylea tho! |
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By *irthandgirthMan 25 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law."
As someone who has 6 types of cheese in his fridge this is vetoed.. |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
As someone who has 6 types of cheese in his fridge this is vetoed.."
Enjoy your life of rice and beans!! |
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"Its illegal for councils to restrict any kind of parking restriction for vehicles that have all their valid documents
Hang on me ole' Fred. If they can't restrict their restriction, that means their original restriction stands."
Your just complicating the restriction  |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans? "
Mozzarella |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans?
Mozzarella "
One triangle of Dairylea, it has already been written so it is law, no changing it! |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans?
Mozzarella
One triangle of Dairylea, it has already been written so it is law, no changing it!"
Hang on - we've Jaffa Cake'd you to death already and I've nicked all your cheese - so your old laws are repealable...ableable.
(Sorry - gob full of cheese...can't speak too well) |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans?
Mozzarella
One triangle of Dairylea, it has already been written so it is law, no changing it!
Hang on - we've Jaffa Cake'd you to death already and I've nicked all your cheese - so your old laws are repealable...ableable.
(Sorry - gob full of cheese...can't speak too well) "
I could eat my own body weight in jaffa cakes, gonna have to try harder than that to kill me off! |
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"Cheese shall only be on toast or crackers, pizza at weekends will be acceptable. Life sentence of rice and beans for anyone who breaks this law.
Can I have cheese on my rice and beans?
Mozzarella
One triangle of Dairylea, it has already been written so it is law, no changing it!
Hang on - we've Jaffa Cake'd you to death already and I've nicked all your cheese - so your old laws are repealable...ableable.
(Sorry - gob full of cheese...can't speak too well)
I could eat my own body weight in jaffa cakes, gonna have to try harder than that to kill me off!"
Well you're not getting your cheese back so nerrrr. |
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