From now till your dying day you can only wear underpants that is male/female equivalent, or socks.
Neither is an option but if not none it’s either pants or socks.
I’m going for socks.
I dream of having a job/lifestyle where I can be barefoot all day every day, so assuming that I achieve that, I’ll go sockless. If I have to stick with living in the real world, for practical reasons, going commando will be much easier!
I'd keep the socks.
Change to boxers - boxers are shorts! OP never said anything about boxers...
Failing that look on YouTube to make your own handmade adult diaper?
We were always barefoot in South Africa, and we didn't bother with socks in our takkies (trainers), so I'm going to eschew socks and take undies, thanks.