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See, told you sprouts is devil's food!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A report today explains that a turtle set of an aquarium's alarms by farting too much gas after it's daily diet of sprouts forced the creature to build up an excess of methane, which, when it vented the gas like a bubble blowing machine on speed, caused the water level to rise above the overflow indicators which is what set the alarms off.

No bugger is having sprouts in MY house this Xmas... specially if they then want to have a bath later... I just had the tiles relaid ffs!!

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby

Do you think if all the turtles eat sprouts, it could cause sea levels to rise?...

Sprouts are evil....

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

yummmm...i love sprouts , send them my way please

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby


"yummmm...i love sprouts , send them my way please "

Witch....Burn her...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With Sprite on this one and they will defo be on the menu on Xmas day

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"yummmm...i love sprouts , send them my way please

Witch....Burn her... "

oi !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody awful sprouts are, never eat them my self.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I bloody love them. I know a certain person who shall remain nameless(they know who they are) that could blow the roof of a house with their farts

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