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"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. " Hey pickles | |||
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"Knock knock " Come in... | |||
"Welcome back bud xxx" Thanks PAL | |||
"People were tryna be the king but now the ace is back Welcome back g" My guyyyy Always good to see you in here | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. Hey pickles " Hey LMK Could do with some Care Bears cuddles | |||
"Missed you pickle " And I you | |||
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"Knock knock " you want shum? | |||
"Bus jokes? something something replacement services for public transport..." Help me God. I need more of my people to be ENM. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY | |||
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"Bus jokes? something something replacement services for public transport... Help me God. I need more of my people to be ENM. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY" I'm sorry I'm old | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. " Hi! *waves* | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. Hey pickles Hey LMK Could do with some Care Bears cuddles" Anytime | |||
"Bus jokes? something something replacement services for public transport... Help me God. I need more of my people to be ENM. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY I'm sorry I'm old " I have sent you one of those popular small cartoon things you kids seem to like while you're on my lawn | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. " What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. " Propa dad joke Love it | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. " | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. " | |||
"Knock knock you want shum?" You're meant to say who's there | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. " Nice work! | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. Nice work! " I have my moments........ *welcome back pickles. | |||
"Welcome back (don't know you but hey - it's nice to be nice) As a side note it's a welcome script flip to all the the "I'm leaving Fab because reasons" ...... flounce! - posts that we see" I could never leave this place. I love it too much. Nice to e meet you bro | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. Hi! *waves*" Oh look who it is! | |||
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"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. Hey pickles Hey LMK Could do with some Care Bears cuddles Anytime " Ooooft | |||
"Bus jokes? something something replacement services for public transport... Help me God. I need more of my people to be ENM. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY I'm sorry I'm old I have sent you one of those popular small cartoon things you kids seem to like while you're on my lawn" I miss when you’d send me nudes tbh | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it. " Excellently done. You’ve earned your blue tick | |||
"Knock knock you want shum? You're meant to say who's there " WHO IS THERE? | |||
"Jokes? My life? " Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw | |||
"Bus jokes? something something replacement services for public transport... Help me God. I need more of my people to be ENM. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY I'm sorry I'm old I have sent you one of those popular small cartoon things you kids seem to like while you're on my lawn I miss when you’d send me nudes tbh " I don't have that many lipsticks... | |||
"Knock knock you want shum? You're meant to say who's there WHO IS THERE?" Europe | |||
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"Knock knock you want shum? You're meant to say who's there WHO IS THERE? Europe" Europe who? | |||
"Knock knock you want shum? You're meant to say who's there WHO IS THERE? Europe Europe who?" No, YOU'RE A POO | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw " Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! | |||
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"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!" ** blocked ** | |||
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"Knock knock you want shum? You're meant to say who's there WHO IS THERE? Europe Europe who? No, YOU'RE A POO " Girllll | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!" Oh… | |||
"Like Batman. " I’m sexier | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! ** blocked **" The songs in your head now too isn't it?? | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! Oh…" Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! Oh… Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side." | |||
"Welcome back! What's the difference between a crab in a bra and an old bus station? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! There you go, I'm sure that's what you meant by bussin jokes " This is an excellent one Greetings, dear Pickle. It's so long since I read you | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! Oh… Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side." That’s a good one. Although I’m unsure if I’m finding you more or less attractive rn | |||
"Welcome back! What's the difference between a crab in a bra and an old bus station? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! There you go, I'm sure that's what you meant by bussin jokes This is an excellent one Greetings, dear Pickle. It's so long since I read you " Hello beautiful. AGES. | |||
"Welcome back! What's the difference between a crab in a bra and an old bus station? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! There you go, I'm sure that's what you meant by bussin jokes This is an excellent one Greetings, dear Pickle. It's so long since I read you Hello beautiful. AGES. " Like aaaaaaaaaaaaaages | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!" Pahahaha that's brilliant! | |||
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"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! Oh… Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. That’s a good one. Although I’m unsure if I’m finding you more or less attractive rn " That is usually people's level of confusion when they talk to me | |||
"I'm sorry I missed your PicNic, vicar. †" Understandable. Was a big weekend. Hope you’re well. | |||
"As it's the Master's this week... What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball." nicely done | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE! Oh… Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. That’s a good one. Although I’m unsure if I’m finding you more or less attractive rn That is usually people's level of confusion when they talk to me " FAIR ENOUGHHHHH | |||
"Jokes? My life? Boring boring boring. Cede- you’re sexy btw Fine I'll make an effort for you!! What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!" You are my favourite! J | |||
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" #MadTingShowMeYourBreasts" You can see my pictures, yes? | |||
" #MadTingShowMeYourBreasts You can see my pictures, yes?" Yes we are friends. #Brag. | |||
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" swing and I have broken up. " Time to change my username to Medusa | |||
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"Welcome back Stephen Someone sent me this the other day and I laughed The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin" | |||
"Welcome back Stephen Someone sent me this the other day and I laughed The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin" | |||
"Welcome back Stephen Someone sent me this the other day and I laughed The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin" Em- I- | |||
"Welcome back Stephen Someone sent me this the other day and I laughed The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin Em- I- " What? | |||
"People were tryna be the king but now the ace is back Welcome back g My guyyyy Always good to see you in here" You still on the sauce | |||
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"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J" Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help? | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help?" Hi! I’m also sad | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help? Hi! I’m also sad " You said you were happy up there ^ | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help? Hi! I’m also sad You said you were happy up there ^ " Does that mean no boobs? | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help? Hi! I’m also sad You said you were happy up there ^ Does that mean no boobs?" Check your box | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help?" Boobs always help! J | |||
"Em. Now I'm sad that my nice message was clearly C&P. It's a good joke though. J Oh no I'm sorry I can send boobs if it'll help? Boobs always help! J" Done | |||
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"What do you call an elephant who doesn't matter? . . . . . . An irrelephant" Girlllll | |||
"I've already got my coat, don't worry... " | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. " I'm curious about what happened yesterday. It is the Spring, isn't it? | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I'm curious about what happened yesterday. It is the Spring, isn't it? " Veronica! I’m glad you asked. I had the bestest time. I had a picnic. Spent time with a beautiful woman. Drank wine. Posed for pictures. Took pictures. Sat on deck chairs. I haven’t had such a good day in a really long time | |||
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"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P" I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon | |||
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"I just horrify you " You know you don’t. That’s the funny bit | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I'm curious about what happened yesterday. It is the Spring, isn't it? Veronica! I’m glad you asked. I had the bestest time. I had a picnic. Spent time with a beautiful woman. Drank wine. Posed for pictures. Took pictures. Sat on deck chairs. I haven’t had such a good day in a really long time " What a coincidence. Same here | |||
"I just horrify you You know you don’t. That’s the funny bit " fuck. must try harder. | |||
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"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon " How you feeling today my guy? | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I'm curious about what happened yesterday. It is the Spring, isn't it? Veronica! I’m glad you asked. I had the bestest time. I had a picnic. Spent time with a beautiful woman. Drank wine. Posed for pictures. Took pictures. Sat on deck chairs. I haven’t had such a good day in a really long time What a coincidence. Same here " Oh | |||
"Hello Pickle. Welcome back, sweety. " Hello you! I’m back and I’m better. In the words of Bryson Tiller | |||
"Hey, you're back. Hope life is a bit better for you " Personal battles in life get rough sometimes. Needed space. Needed a bit of a reset. I’m ok. So good to see your boobs again | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy?" Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving " You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved | |||
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"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved" Bring paracetamol | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol " I got some Bay Rum for ya | |||
"Pickle! Good to read you again, hope things are on the up for you. Byeeee Bi x" Bi bi baby baby goodbi Meli, you know what is on the up? Ok Baby bi bi bi Bi bi (Two classic songs for you to enjoy) xxx | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya " Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E | |||
"Pickle! Good to read you again, hope things are on the up for you. Byeeee Bi x Bi bi baby baby goodbi Meli, you know what is on the up? Ok Baby bi bi bi Bi bi (Two classic songs for you to enjoy) xxx" No, I don't know what's up but you can show me. Love the classics. Thanks boo. | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E " Couple walls just got slapped. Bars You going to Sidewinder festival or Big Smoke Festival? | |||
"Pickle! Good to read you again, hope things are on the up for you. Byeeee Bi x Bi bi baby baby goodbi Meli, you know what is on the up? Ok Baby bi bi bi Bi bi (Two classic songs for you to enjoy) xxx No, I don't know what's up but you can show me. Love the classics. Thanks boo. " I feel like our energy is so nsync Penis pictures loading | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E Couple walls just got slapped. Bars You going to Sidewinder festival or Big Smoke Festival?" I was eyeing that Big Smoke one before when the line up dropped. Maybe I’ll have a look again. | |||
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"Ah Pickles life shit really do be boring. But I am glad you are happy. For now." Wow you’re back too? Can’t wait to fab one another’s pictures like the good old days I’m happy way more than I’m not happy these days. That’s a big victory for me when I consider where I’ve been etc. tik tok helps xxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
"Ah Pickles life shit really do be boring. But I am glad you are happy. For now. Wow you’re back too? Can’t wait to fab one another’s pictures like the good old days I’m happy way more than I’m not happy these days. That’s a big victory for me when I consider where I’ve been etc. tik tok helps xxxxxxxxxxxx " That's an amazing victory! I can relate. Are we healing Pickles?! My faveeeeee TikTok trend of the moment is back on 74. I'm never gonna cry anymore!! | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E Couple walls just got slapped. Bars You going to Sidewinder festival or Big Smoke Festival? I was eyeing that Big Smoke one before when the line up dropped. Maybe I’ll have a look again. " I'm going to both Skeppys only UK performance this year #itsgonnabeamadting | |||
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"Ah Pickles life shit really do be boring. But I am glad you are happy. For now. Wow you’re back too? Can’t wait to fab one another’s pictures like the good old days I’m happy way more than I’m not happy these days. That’s a big victory for me when I consider where I’ve been etc. tik tok helps xxxxxxxxxxxx That's an amazing victory! I can relate. Are we healing Pickles?! My faveeeeee TikTok trend of the moment is back on 74. I'm never gonna cry anymore!! " your youthfulness, you being cultured, honestly you and like a handful of others make me feel seen on here I don’t know that trend so will look it up when I open the app later. My current faves are still the gen z workers on zoom calls and that dance that Dami from love island keeps doing | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E Couple walls just got slapped. Bars You going to Sidewinder festival or Big Smoke Festival? I was eyeing that Big Smoke one before when the line up dropped. Maybe I’ll have a look again. I'm going to both Skeppys only UK performance this year #itsgonnabeamadting" The way I read that hashtag in the voice and then immediately started rapping to too many man. I need to see Skepta live again he’s so good | |||
"Welcome fair Sir Steve. What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?" Oooo I’m struggling here what do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. " I hope that was meant to be bust... Because... It was really nice of you to go to the school of the blind to give them hairdressing lessons. C (I'll see myself out) | |||
"Welcome fair Sir Steve. What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo? Oooo I’m struggling here what do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo" Even I remember this punch line! | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I hope that was meant to be bust... Because... It was really nice of you to go to the school of the blind to give them hairdressing lessons. C (I'll see myself out) " This would’ve been great on my roast thread with a Boom. Roasted. By the way, it’s buss jokes. | |||
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"Raasclaat " Is that how you greet your bredrin | |||
"I can't do jokes, I'm not funny, I'll send C P I dunno, P! You could make me smile at least I reckon How you feeling today my guy? Today has been a struggle but I’m surviving You know I got your back A problem shared is a problem halved Bring paracetamol I got some Bay Rum for ya Problem solverrr Omg bro look what I was listening to earlier https://youtu.be/rCzyuUDb5kc?si=aAG7ZliimKsU-n7E Couple walls just got slapped. Bars You going to Sidewinder festival or Big Smoke Festival? I was eyeing that Big Smoke one before when the line up dropped. Maybe I’ll have a look again. I'm going to both Skeppys only UK performance this year #itsgonnabeamadting The way I read that hashtag in the voice and then immediately started rapping to too many man. I need to see Skepta live again he’s so good" Flowdan voice https://youtu.be/E855mNqDhsU?feature=shared | |||
"Welcome fair Sir Steve. What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo? Oooo I’m struggling here what do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo" An illegal genetic experiment that is morally questionable. Welcome back!!!!! | |||
"Hey, you're back. Hope life is a bit better for you Personal battles in life get rough sometimes. Needed space. Needed a bit of a reset. I’m ok. So good to see your boobs again " Sometimes it's all consuming so there's no energy for anything else. And you know what that's fine. I'm sure my boobs say thank you | |||
"Welcome fair Sir Steve. What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo? Oooo I’m struggling here what do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo An illegal genetic experiment that is morally questionable. Welcome back!!!!!" O- | |||
"Hey, you're back. Hope life is a bit better for you Personal battles in life get rough sometimes. Needed space. Needed a bit of a reset. I’m ok. So good to see your boobs again Sometimes it's all consuming so there's no energy for anything else. And you know what that's fine. I'm sure my boobs say thank you" It is ok. Got to prioritise getting better sometimes. And stepping away from things. New Beyoncé dropped while I was away | |||
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"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin " No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole | |||
"Lemon is back too! What a day or two " | |||
"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole " is this a beef ting now yeah | |||
"Lemon is back too! What a day or two " You want me to bite you? Or you'll bite me? Or you're peckish? I'm not sure | |||
"Lemon is back too! What a day or two You want me to bite you? Or you'll bite me? Or you're peckish? I'm not sure " biting is ok with me | |||
"Hey, you're back. Hope life is a bit better for you Personal battles in life get rough sometimes. Needed space. Needed a bit of a reset. I’m ok. So good to see your boobs again Sometimes it's all consuming so there's no energy for anything else. And you know what that's fine. I'm sure my boobs say thank you It is ok. Got to prioritise getting better sometimes. And stepping away from things. New Beyoncé dropped while I was away " Yes it did, Blackbiird | |||
"Hey, you're back. Hope life is a bit better for you Personal battles in life get rough sometimes. Needed space. Needed a bit of a reset. I’m ok. So good to see your boobs again Sometimes it's all consuming so there's no energy for anything else. And you know what that's fine. I'm sure my boobs say thank you It is ok. Got to prioritise getting better sometimes. And stepping away from things. New Beyoncé dropped while I was away Yes it did, Blackbiird " I see what you did there. You’re a legend. | |||
"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole " Wooooooiiiiiiiii | |||
"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole is this a beef ting now yeah " Cuz what ends you from? | |||
"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole is this a beef ting now yeah Cuz what ends you from?" North. Come through if you’re bad | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I hope that was meant to be bust... Because... It was really nice of you to go to the school of the blind to give them hairdressing lessons. C (I'll see myself out) This would’ve been great on my roast thread with a Boom. Roasted. By the way, it’s buss jokes. " I'm still none the wiser. I don't get all this new age lingo I added to that roast thread and it died... C | |||
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"So - more jokes is it?? " Tell me a joke. Go on. Tell me one. Right now. An original one. | |||
"I’ve been dealing with some life shit recently. So boring. But I’m feeling happy today. Rocking a fresh trim makes me feel unbelievable. Can someone please for the love of God please buss jokes with me. I hope that was meant to be bust... Because... It was really nice of you to go to the school of the blind to give them hairdressing lessons. C (I'll see myself out) This would’ve been great on my roast thread with a Boom. Roasted. By the way, it’s buss jokes. I'm still none the wiser. I don't get all this new age lingo I added to that roast thread and it died... C" Ffs C | |||
"Raasclaat Is that how you greet your bredrin No. That’s why I save it especially for you…..Bumbahole is this a beef ting now yeah Cuz what ends you from? North. Come through if you’re bad" https://youtu.be/ZOvcpY8ndnY?feature=shared | |||