Joke of the day

By *obilebottom OP Man 30 weeks ago

All over

Funny but not offensive, please.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

By *isaSlutFaceCouple 30 weeks ago

Solihull

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis?

It's like normal tennis without the racket

By *obilebottom OP Man 30 weeks ago

All over

"Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis?

It's like normal tennis without the racket"

By *ooBulMan 30 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Q: What do you call two jalapeño's getting it on?

A: Fucking hot!!!

By *atgirl and RobinCouple 30 weeks ago

Durham

I went to the chemist earlier looking for condoms but they'd sold out. The lady behind the counter said "Have you tried Boots?"

"I want to slide in not march in, thanks"

By *obilebottom OP Man 30 weeks ago

All over

"I went to the chemist earlier looking for condoms but they'd sold out. The lady behind the counter said "Have you tried Boots?"

"I want to slide in not march in, thanks""

By *eneralKenobiMan 30 weeks ago

North Angus

Maybe I should clean mirrors for a living

It’s something I can always see myself doing

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 30 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’ve given up donating blood, too many questions, ‘who’s is it, why’s it in a bucket’.