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"Newt Scamander?
Totally would."
Me too.....
As for non magic newts I don't think they have penises. I know little about them also but I have a storage area in my brain for weird (animal) sex facts. I think they "deposit" in water and it all gets mixed up in a mixing bowl with eggs. |
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The Old English name of the animal was efte, efeta (of unknown origin), resulting in Middle English eft; this word was transformed irregularly into euft, evete, or ewt(e). The initial "n" was added from the indefinite article "an" by provection (juncture loss) ("an eft" ? "a n'eft" ? ...) by the early 15th century. The form "newt" appears to have arisen as a dialectal variant of eft in Staffordshire, but entered Standard English by the Early Modern period (used by Shakespeare in Macbeth iv.1).
Thank you Wikipedia for the etymology of newt.
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"Newt Scamander?
Totally would.
Me too.....
As for non magic newts I don't think they have penises. I know little about them also but I have a storage area in my brain for weird (animal) sex facts. I think they "deposit" in water and it all gets mixed up in a mixing bowl with eggs."
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. "
Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? "
Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised  |
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"The Old English name of the animal was efte, efeta (of unknown origin), resulting in Middle English eft; this word was transformed irregularly into euft, evete, or ewt(e). The initial "n" was added from the indefinite article "an" by provection (juncture loss) ("an eft" ? "a n'eft" ? ...) by the early 15th century. The form "newt" appears to have arisen as a dialectal variant of eft in Staffordshire, but entered Standard English by the Early Modern period (used by Shakespeare in Macbeth iv.1).
Thank you Wikipedia for the etymology of newt.
J"
That's the good shit. Right there. Newt etymology ftw, fuck Saggy Sack Saturday or whatever the latest is  |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change?
Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised "
Picturing them with tiny wee placards now |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis 
Great? Crested? Or Warty? "
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide."
I know my answer |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide."
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I know my answer"
You still would  |
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Newt Gingrich is the Republican politician who was Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1995-99. He was key in pushing the strategy that the opposition should not be treated as opponents but as the enemy and they should be maligned as much as possible, even lied about. He is largely responsible for the combative attitude that led to Trump becoming president.
Newt is a silly name. Who looks at a baby and thinks "Richard? David? No, he looks like a Newt to me". |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild "
Proof that women like mystery |
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"Newt Gingrich is the Republican politician who was Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1995-99. He was key in pushing the strategy that the opposition should not be treated as opponents but as the enemy and they should be maligned as much as possible, even lied about. He is largely responsible for the combative attitude that led to Trump becoming president.
Newt is a silly name. Who looks at a baby and thinks "Richard? David? No, he looks like a Newt to me". "
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery "
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis  |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis "
I’m in there lads |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis "
Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? |
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"The great crested newt is rare
You need a licence to touch newts"
And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. |
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"The great crested newt is rare
You need a licence to touch newts
And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. "
What kind of things? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
I’m in there lads "
Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? "
How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising! |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate?
How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising!"
Super fun.
Hope we didn't pick the wrong one and it's just warty |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
I’m in there lads
Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!? "
What if I told you it was double crested? |
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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
I’m in there lads
Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!?
What if I told you it was double crested? "
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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Also how my ex once described my penis
Great? Crested? Or Warty?
I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide.
I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild
Proof that women like mystery
I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis
Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate?
How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising!
Super fun.
Hope we didn't pick the wrong one and it's just warty "
Yeah not so much fun, I'm sticking with crested! |
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"The great crested newt is rare
You need a licence to touch newts
And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active.
What kind of things? "
Typically pond maintenance type activities. For the great crested newts there's a duty of care that we have, as they're a protected species.
Obviously other newts deserve our care too. We'd had the protected newts on some of our land, before development work, so a new pond and run off area was created for them, due to their protected status. I don't live there now but sometimes go by it, to look out for them but it's a really large area that got created for them. |
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt.
Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change?
Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised
Picturing them with tiny wee placards now "
Great Crested newts have single-footedly held up building sites and all sorts. They're very powerful creatures  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Baby newts are super cute
Midnight. Is that a fact? Or your opinion? If it's opinion, I refer you to the title of the thread. Thank you. "
It is a FACT ... They look a little bit like aliens, but Newty... And cute |
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"Baby newts are super cute
Midnight. Is that a fact? Or your opinion? If it's opinion, I refer you to the title of the thread. Thank you.
It is a FACT ... They look a little bit like aliens, but Newty... And cute "
So are baby frogs |
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By *adgerMan 43 weeks ago
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"Newts are often an ingredient in/component of a witch's/Wizard's spell... apparently.
Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog…"
Well there you go…. You learn something everyday on Fab!
The ingredients are actually plants with “eye of newt” being a mustard seed |
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"The great crested newt is rare
You need a licence to touch newts
And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active.
What kind of things?
Typically pond maintenance type activities. For the great crested newts there's a duty of care that we have, as they're a protected species.
Obviously other newts deserve our care too. We'd had the protected newts on some of our land, before development work, so a new pond and run off area was created for them, due to their protected status. I don't live there now but sometimes go by it, to look out for them but it's a really large area that got created for them. "
This is the kind of information I'm here for! Thank you. |
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"Ken Livingstone is a fairly well-known newt afficionado.
Also, off-topic slightly, but the salamander called an "olm" is an interesting thing to WikiGoogle."
Is he on here? This is why the forums need an @ function  |
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"Toxin-resistant garter snakes are the only known animals today that can eat a rough-skinned newt and survive.
J
Are rough-skinned newts toxic? "
Yup, 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide according to the link I found. They're in the US/Canada though. A man died after eating one. Oops.
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"Toxin-resistant garter snakes are the only known animals today that can eat a rough-skinned newt and survive.
J
Are rough-skinned newts toxic?
Yup, 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide according to the link I found. They're in the US/Canada though. A man died after eating one. Oops.
J"
*crosses newt off the menu plan* |
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By *ildbillkidMan 43 weeks ago
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"Newt Gingrich is the Republican politician who was Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1995-99. He was key in pushing the strategy that the opposition should not be treated as opponents but as the enemy and they should be maligned as much as possible, even lied about. He is largely responsible for the combative attitude that led to Trump becoming president.
Newt is a silly name. Who looks at a baby and thinks "Richard? David? No, he looks like a Newt to me".
Now I'm sad about newts "
in ' lonesome dove' one of the main characters was named ' newt' |
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