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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Sydney University will tell you......"
I gave up on them, they're a bit like my GP Surgery and put me on hold, by the time I got to position NR 1, they cut me off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"What north? Your north or north of that?
Anything North of London...!
That’s a lot of North  "
We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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Never looked at any Northeners dicks, not even pad mates by accident but I’m from Watford originally, the home of the most over celebrated shit football club in the world.
I think the cold weather up north withers their bits? |
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"What north? Your north or north of that?
Anything North of London...!
That’s a lot of North
We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey. "
Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work. "
Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?
Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"What north? Your north or north of that?
Anything North of London...!
That’s a lot of North
We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.
Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour "
Liking your style 
Coach full of women to conduct such a survey, it'd be a riot...!   |
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"What north? Your north or north of that?
Anything North of London...!
That’s a lot of North
We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.
Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour
Liking your style
Coach full of women to conduct such a survey, it'd be a riot...! "
Absolutely!! |
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"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.
Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?
Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...! "
Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"I have never seen a thread before containing so much blatant regionalism!"
I've no favourites, it's all about a matter of size and performance. They can be from Timbuktu for all I care, as long as they're clean, big and know how to fuck them it's all good. I'm not prejudice against people from different regions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.
Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?
Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...!
Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it "
Edification maybe exactly what I need...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep....
They’d baa..ck that up.   "
Sorry to all the Welsh, I'm not laughing at you. It's just that this made me
I luv U guys & gals, you have lovely scenery and maybe the biggest dicks in region (surveys still out on that at mo.) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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My bag, let me try and clear this divide up a bit better:-
Northern England: the North East, Yorkshire and the Humber and the North West including Merseyside and Greater Manchester.
Southern England: the South East and South West, including Greater London and the East of England. |
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"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.
Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?
Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...!
Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it
Edification maybe exactly what I need...! "
Then I shall enlighten you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Ah, right. So you’re excluding Scotland, Ireland and Wales. Gotcha."
No, please God no. They have some of the best dicks going. They're definitely included. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"The midlands are furious right now.
Nah, we're used to it by now. Always forgotten  "
No chance, never forgotten (one of the best clubs in West Midlands). The Greenhouse in Darlaston, I had a fabulous time there. Some lovely cocks had there.
...which left me walking out of the club like John Wayne. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"How are we defining large…
Length
Girth
Or Mass (length x girth)"
I'm guessing if they make you cry mascara tears, ruining your make up, and scream out please stop I can't take anymore, etc.
It's all relevant incl. the stamina |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"They should ask in the census so we can finally get to the bottom of this "
That's a good idea. Making sure: size, girth, length, retractable foreskin or not, circumcised or not, ability to repeat cum, cum load size, quality of cum, taste, cleanliness, stamina, etc.
Location North or South divide...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op
Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world
What’s that in inches? over 15?"
Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep. |
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"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op
Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world
What’s that in inches? over 15?
Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep."
Ireland is overseas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op
Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world
What’s that in inches? over 15?
Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep. Ireland is overseas "
I know but it doesn't feel like that to me, I always considered Ireland to be our friendly neighbours. I luv the Irish as much as the Welsh and Scotts. It's just the English, I don't luv. Only kidding |
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"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op
Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world
What’s that in inches? over 15?
Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep. Ireland is overseas
I know but it doesn't feel like that to me, I always considered Ireland to be our friendly neighbours. I luv the Irish as much as the Welsh and Scotts. It's just the English, I don't luv. Only kidding "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-
"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015
This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)
We've got some hard evidence
Grab the measuring tape…
We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.
It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.
The Breakdown: Who has staked their...
Fluid logo
Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.
The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.
The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.
Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.
So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he
turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside
him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both
startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I
know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-
"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015
This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)
We've got some hard evidence
Grab the measuring tape…
We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.
It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.
The Breakdown: Who has staked their...
Fluid logo
Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.
The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.
The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.
Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.
So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."
Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!"
"Average"
Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...! |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-
"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015
This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)
We've got some hard evidence
Grab the measuring tape…
We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.
It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.
The Breakdown: Who has staked their...
Fluid logo
Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.
The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.
The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.
Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.
So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."
Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!
"Average"
Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...!"
I was still expecting more. I guess that’s the thing with dicks lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-
"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015
This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)
We've got some hard evidence
Grab the measuring tape…
We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.
It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.
The Breakdown: Who has staked their...
Fluid logo
Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.
The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.
The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.
Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.
So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."
Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!
"Average"
Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...!
I was still expecting more. I guess that’s the thing with dicks lol"
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
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