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What is your favourite statement of surprise

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By *usman 199 OP Man 40 weeks ago

Stockport

Stone the crows

Happy Saturdays everyone

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By *agpie SaluteMan 40 weeks ago

bridgwater

Blood and sand!

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By *layfullsamMan 40 weeks ago

Solihull

What the fuck

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By *oubleswing2019Man 40 weeks ago

Colchester

Usually, just "Oh!", but if it's very surprising, I might utter "Oh, my word!".

I have also used "Oh, my goodness !"

I also like "Lawdy !"

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By *ickshawedCouple 40 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Well fuck me sideways!

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By *inxy777Woman 40 weeks ago

essex

Oh fuck! X

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By *lik and PaulCouple 40 weeks ago

cahoots

Cripes!!

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By *inxy777Woman 40 weeks ago

essex

"Usually, just "Oh!", but if it's very surprising, I might utter "Oh, my word!".

I have also used "Oh, my goodness !"

I also like "Lawdy !"

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By *layfulGentMan 40 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Shitonastick

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By *leasureseekers123Couple 40 weeks ago

Heathrow

Shiver me timbers!

Or my timbers are well and truly shivered

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

She replied!!!!

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By *obilebottomMan 40 weeks ago

All over

Shut the front door

Not really, I am.sure is an essex thing.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

Bloody hell !

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 40 weeks ago

Wirral.

Christ on a cracker!

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By *inxy777Woman 40 weeks ago

essex

"Shitonastick "

Just started using this one!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Blow me down with feather!

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By *inxy777Woman 40 weeks ago

essex

"Shut the front door

Not really, I am.sure is an essex thing.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Bejesus

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Kurwa (Polish lads use it all day long)

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By *lex.and.SexCouple 40 weeks ago

Bedale

E Gads! What the dickens!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Crikey on a bike

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By *ony MannMan 40 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Depends on the surprise

Eek

Jolly gosh

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Not that hole.

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By *erfectlychaoticWoman 40 weeks ago

Aldershot

Shit the bed!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 40 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

GOOD LORRRD!

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By *hat.coupleCouple 40 weeks ago

Dartford

Shit a brick!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fuck me

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 40 weeks ago

Cardiff

Well I never

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By *rivateparts!Man 40 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bollocks

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By *ackandviolet96Couple 40 weeks ago

Gateshead

Holy fuck bubbles

Christ on a bike

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 40 weeks ago

Essex

Holy macaroni

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By *avexxMan 40 weeks ago

cheshire

youve got to be fkn kidding

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By *eliWoman 40 weeks ago

Fuck off.

It has to be said with the right accent, the right amount of shock/surprise/whatever. Fuck off though. Delightful.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 40 weeks ago

little house on the praire

For fucks sake

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By *atitupyumyumMan 40 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Shit off!!

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By *educing_EmCouple 40 weeks ago

Tipperary

Ah fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Jesus H Christ on a bike!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fuck sake!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 40 weeks ago

ashford

Fuck me Jesus up the arse! X

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

Fuck me sideways!

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By *elshcouple18Couple 40 weeks ago

Cardiff

By jimmeny!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan 40 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Ooh ya fucker

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Stone the crows

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By *eavilMan 40 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Zounds!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Really,did you have too?

Oh,for goodness sake

Jesus wept

Surprise Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fuck me giddy !

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By *ML49Man 40 weeks ago

Burnley

Jeez Louise

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

What you doing in my house

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By *c_FingersMan 40 weeks ago

Stoke On Trent

Fuck a Duck

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fuck me!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Blow me

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By *eah BabyCouple 40 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Wowser!!

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By *layfulGentMan 40 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

"Shitonastick

Just started using this one!

Your welcome and use freely xx

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By *ools and the brainCouple 40 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Shut the front door!

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By *ny1localMan 40 weeks ago

READING

"Shit a brick!"
my mums expression was 'shit a brick and square the corners'

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 40 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fuck me sideways

FFS

What Now

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Fucks sake.

Being polite ‘name of the wee man’

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By *irtydevil666Man 40 weeks ago

bristol

Gadzooks.....

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman 39 weeks ago

Chichester

Is that it!

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By *amhorniestMan 39 weeks ago

Surrey

Bugger me

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Well I never

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 39 weeks ago

There and Here

Fuck me pink and call me Rosy

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By *icecouple561Couple 39 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Oh my radioactive god. I heard someone say that the other day. I'm going to use it from now on

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

You’re pulling my chain

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Struth!

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By *nnandElleCouple 39 weeks ago

Brackley

Shit your leg off!

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By *rdimpsMan 39 weeks ago

Hull

I hate it when that happens!

Can be used when you crash your car or when you spill your coffee, it's a great line for comedy effect.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 39 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

A line from the great Dorothy Parker,

"What fresh hell is this?"

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By *a LunaWoman 39 weeks ago

South Wales

Strewth!

Oh my days!

No Shit Sherlock!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 39 weeks ago

St Leonards

Fuck me!

Where did those lesbian vampires come from!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Usually it's fuck it, sometimes just fuck. If it's really bad the it's fuck fuck, and with shit gits the fab it's fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

I may say fuck way too much

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By *ools and the brainCouple 39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Judas Priest!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Strike a light!

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By *octor ProdMan 39 weeks ago

working Overseas

Fucking Nora

Shit By Moonlight

Fuck Me Sideways

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By * and R cple4Couple 39 weeks ago

swansea

Fuck a duck...

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 39 weeks ago

Sunderland

Shit the bed

Fucking hellfire

Jesus fucking christ

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By *entleman of FortuneMan 39 weeks ago

Hull

Depends on whom I'm speaking to.

Struth

Golly (didn't realise I used this until I heard myself saying it)

Fuck me ragged

Fuck that Noise

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By *eacupsbearCouple 39 weeks ago

York

Fooking Spiders!

Or Jesus McCrystals

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By *elle xWoman 39 weeks ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 39 weeks ago

Cardiff

I can’t believe it

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

That's not cricket!

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By *coobyABCMan 39 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ooya whore!

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By *ny1localMan 39 weeks ago

READING

Well slap my buttocks with a wet kipper.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Jeepers creepers!

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By *929Man 39 weeks ago

bedlington

Your mekin fucking game

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By *ascaIMan 39 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Are ya messin’?

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I love a good JEEEEZO

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan 39 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

Oh my giddy aunt!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 39 weeks ago

Leeds

Fuck off, you’re full of shit.

The mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 39 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Get out of my bushes

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

"I love a good JEEEEZO"

Me too!

Or kinell..

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

"Usually, just "Oh!", but if it's very surprising, I might utter "Oh, my word!".

I have also used "Oh, my goodness !"

I also like "Lawdy !"

This sounds like a church lady

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

What the hell!

Due to the wife constantly watching that dressed up cat video on Facebook and laughing her tits off every time

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