Dirty jokes

By *egDaySkipper OP Man 33 weeks ago

Liverpool

What's the difference between a butthole and a fridge?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

By *ickie76XXXMan 33 weeks ago

dartford

What does KFC and being intimate with a woman have in common?

You have your bit of leg and breast then you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in.

By *oldAndBoundlessMan 33 weeks ago

Bradford

Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past, one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach

By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

My cock was in the Guinness book of records

But then the librarian told me to take it out

By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Did you hear about the man with five cocks? His pants fit like a glove