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"You can be as naughty or nice as you like? "What wouldn’t I like to do Wine, Dine and all the rest  | |||
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"You can be as naughty or nice as you like?
What wouldn’t I like to do Wine, Dine and all the rest "Ask him where he hid the previous 75. | |||
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"You can be as naughty or nice as you like?
What wouldn’t I like to do Wine, Dine and all the rest
Ask him where he hid the previous 75."We'd go for a lovely dinner,I feel the conversation would be amusing to say the least | |||
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"You can be as naughty or nice as you like?
What wouldn’t I like to do Wine, Dine and all the rest
Ask him where he hid the previous 75.
We'd go for a lovely dinner,I feel the conversation would be amusing to say the least "I'd say 'seduce the female half' but based on the user name, maybe 'be seduced by the female half' would be more appropriate? | |||
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"Sit on his face whilst singing.. They call him oral fanatic Very fantastic Mr roooomantic " Programme Alexa to reply with her wit. | |||
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"Sit on his face whilst singing.. They call him oral fanatic Very fantastic Mr roooomantic Programme Alexa to reply with her wit." I'd make sure that smelly toss-pot RoboKlunge stopped killing threads. Wanker. | |||
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"Taste those oranges" For I.N 2024 | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024" • Liar. | |||
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"Bonk her." Get him a shirt for his suit | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 • Liar." Damn. You got me  | |||
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"Take him for a gingerbread latte. Extra large For Nero." Give her a friendly ruffle of the hair | |||
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"Bonk her. Get him a shirt for his suit" Go to the beach | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024" Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath "Ask her to model her lingerie haul | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath
Ask her to model her lingerie haul "He knows | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath
Ask her to model her lingerie haul "Share an easter egg... J x | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath
Ask her to model her lingerie haul
Share an easter egg...
J x"Weigh them amazing boobs | |||
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"Taste those oranges For I.N 2024 Pull those shorts and free what lies beneath
Ask her to model her lingerie haul
Share an easter egg...
J x
Weigh them amazing boobs"He knows too | |||
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"Go for a bike ride. I don't even ride a bike, but yeah that." Slap  | |||
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"Go for a bike ride. I don't even ride a bike, but yeah that. Slap "Have a bubble bath with x | |||
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"Go for a bike ride. I don't even ride a bike, but yeah that. Slap " | |||
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"Run my fingers over his head." Move her hair to one side and kiss her neck. | |||
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"Run my fingers over his head. Move her hair to one side and kiss her neck." Untangle the lights and put them in a neat storage box
J x | |||
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"Run my fingers over his head. Move her hair to one side and kiss her neck. Untangle the lights and put them in a neat storage box
J x"Tell Mr how hot his wife is | |||
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"Run my fingers over his head. Move her hair to one side and kiss her neck. Untangle the lights and put them in a neat storage box
J x" Is that double OCD? Dislike of tangles, dislike of unseasonal photos x | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"..." Go shopping for winklepickers with. | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with." Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie ) | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie ) "Can I do the same with you | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you "Me too please | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"..." Thanks Nero. Not my favourite of the ones on there, but smoothly and charmingly done  . | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you "Absolutely | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please "Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please
Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol"Its really hot. Ice tea? | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please
Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol
It’s really hot. Ice tea? "Aren’t you cold already? You’ve barely got a stitch on | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please
Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol
Its really hot. Ice tea? "Ooh lovely thanks | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please
Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol
It’s really hot. Ice tea?
Aren’t you cold already? You’ve barely got a stitch on "Are you spying on me ?? | |||
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"I would recite for him ^ "Calypso's Patience"... Go shopping for winklepickers with. Sit and listen to music and snog all night long ... ( Cue Lionel Ritchie )
Can I do the same with you
Me too please
Ooh ..it's getting hot in here... oh another song lol
It’s really hot. Ice tea?
Aren’t you cold already? You’ve barely got a stitch on
Are you spying on me ?? "I am now, yes | |||
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"Buy him a knitted phallus warmer." Go for cocktails with | |||
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"Buy him a knitted phallus warmer. Go for cocktails with " Fondle, kiss, grope, anally probe, teleport to my home planet . | |||
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"Cocktails and go see some strippers "I wanna do bad things with youuuuuuuuuuuuu | |||
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"Cocktails and go see some strippers
I wanna do bad things with youuuuuuuuuuuuu"What like rob a bank??? | |||
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"Hoped it be you . go for a coffee." Get her some soothing cream for that poor 11-year whipped bottom. It must be terribly sore  . | |||
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"Hoped it be you . go for a coffee. Get her some soothing cream for that poor 11-year whipped bottom. It must be terribly sore ."Buy us a round of kebabs and talk progressive politics and kink | |||
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"Happy to hold the wife open for. Afuck and go" I’d like to ask him if he meant to post that here | |||
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"Happy to hold the wife open for. Afuck and go I’d like to ask him if he meant to post that here " Give a curiously slow lick | |||
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"Those big tiddies "That great ass | |||
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"Those big tiddies
That great ass"Probably stroke it | |||
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"Those big tiddies
That great ass
Probably stroke it"Lick and kiss | |||
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"I would ask if the massage move ever works. " Sonwtimes i dont want anything more after giving a massage as shes to relaxed | |||
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"I would ask if the massage move ever works. Sonwtimes i dont want anything more after giving a massage as shes to relaxed" I think we'd go trainspotting together. | |||
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"I would ask if the massage move ever works. Sonwtimes i dont want anything more after giving a massage as shes to relaxed I think we'd go trainspotting together. " All the naughty things | |||
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"Get between those legs and have a little kiss!!! "Subtly perv on him as he wears those grey joggers and wanders around. | |||
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"Mmf both fuck Betsy " What wouldn't I like to do holy fuck if ever I was that lucky | |||
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"Mmf both fuck Betsy What wouldn't I like to do holy fuck if ever I was that lucky "Fuck until the sun rises
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"Mmf both fuck Betsy What wouldn't I like to do holy fuck if ever I was that lucky "Kiss all over | |||
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"Mmf both fuck Betsy What wouldn't I like to do holy fuck if ever I was that lucky
Kiss all over "Lick n kiss n cuddle and see where it went to | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/04/24 08:37:42]" Ride you like a cowgirl trying to tame a stallion
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"[Removed by poster at 06/04/24 08:37:42] Ride you like a cowgirl trying to tame a stallion
S xxx"Bi foursome | |||
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"Help you fill those holes!!" Buy him Birthday pants that matched his hairy chest. Special treat hairy pants for once a year chest/pant bro solidarity . | |||
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"Play with his shiny helmet.." Have a few drinks, a chat, laugh loads & get naked | |||
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"Motorboat her titties " Watch "The Lawnmower Man" on Prime with him. | |||
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"Go down the pub for a beer " Suck his cock | |||
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"Play a game of strip poker "Play a game of ‘sexy dice!’ | |||
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tick one off your bucket list!! | |||
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"Eat food off me! tick one off your bucket list!!"Nick her towel | |||
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"Drink whisky with him " Go for a pint and share some stories | |||
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pinch his belt! | |||
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" pinch his belt!"That damn towel is back......use it as a rug to lay on | |||
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" pinch his belt!"Pinch her chicks | |||
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" pinch his belt!
Pinch her chicks"Too much.... | |||
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"Gets another drink in ( going to be d*unk at this rate)" I'm just getting the shots in | |||
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"Gets another drink in ( going to be d*unk at this rate) I'm just getting the shots in "Rob the shots Mr | |||
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"Gets another drink in ( going to be d*unk at this rate) I'm just getting the shots in "Jaeger or sambuca | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy " Bent over like that it would have to be a spanking | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy " Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising | |||
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discuss verifications | |||
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" discuss verifications "Give you a new verification. | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising "Look for googlie eyes! | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Look for googlie eyes!"Stick Google eyes on her nipples | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising "Compliment them on the way their very sexy profile pic also, uncannily, resembles a blind fly extending its proboscis. | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Compliment them on the way their very sexy profile pic also, uncannily, resembles a blind fly extending its proboscis.
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Look for googlie eyes!"Look away! They could be anywhere! | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Look for googlie eyes!
Look away! They could be anywhere!"Absolutely anything the wanted | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Look for googlie eyes!
Look away! They could be anywhere!
Absolutely anything the wanted "More beers | |||
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"chat about the state of the economy Quite a lot actually! Both look very appetising
Look for googlie eyes!
Look away! They could be anywhere!
Absolutely anything the wanted
More beers "Jenga? | |||
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"Giant jenga " Have a motorcycle race with | |||
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"Giant jenga Have a motorcycle race with" Mourn his passing | |||
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"Giant jenga Have a motorcycle race with Mourn his passing " Call roadside assistance for the inevitable Alfa breakdowns (Apologies if yours is reliable lol) | |||
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"Gets bored waiting for the AA and goes down the pub ( again)" Go truffle hunting with | |||
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"Gets bored waiting for the AA and goes down the pub ( again) Go truffle hunting with" Design a superhero cape to go with those superhero pants. | |||
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"Gets bored waiting for the AA and goes down the pub ( again) Go truffle hunting with Design a superhero cape to go with those superhero pants. " .. beat me to it | |||
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"Get him a razor " Go shopping with | |||
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"Get him a razor Go shopping with "Go back down the pub again with | |||
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"Get him a razor Go shopping with
Go back down the pub again with "Attach ropes and pulleys to get a drinks conveyor going every time he's off to the pub. | |||
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"Get him a razor Go shopping with
Go back down the pub again with
Attach ropes and pulleys to get a drinks conveyor going every time he's off to the pub."Ask him "what's it all about!?!?" | |||
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"Get him a razor Go shopping with
Go back down the pub again with
Attach ropes and pulleys to get a drinks conveyor going every time he's off to the pub.
Ask him "what's it all about!?!?" "Share a shower | |||
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"A vintage Smythson™ brown leather photo album for his cøck photos. "Hide his collection of flat caps and Cuban heels Mr | |||
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"He could do anything to me as long as he’s wearing that utility belt " The same thing they were doing on 3rd Jan!! | |||
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"He could do anything to me as long as he’s wearing that utility belt " Offer a extra hand to the 28th May | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman "Take it from behind | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman "Have him repaint my flat... naked | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman
Have him repaint my flat... naked "Meet her for a coffee one day. | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman
Have him repaint my flat... naked
Meet her for a coffee one day."Anytime | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman
Have him repaint my flat... naked
Meet her for a coffee one day.
Anytime "Eat strawberries in the bath | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman
Have him repaint my flat... naked
Meet her for a coffee one day.
Anytime
Eat strawberries in the bath "Yes please chocolate dipped? | |||
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"Ask him if he’s really a fireman
Have him repaint my flat... naked
Meet her for a coffee one day.
Anytime "Take her out on the town in Manchester dinner drinks and plenty of fun xxxx | |||
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"Get him a razor Go shopping with
Go back down the pub again with
Attach ropes and pulleys to get a drinks conveyor going every time he's off to the pub.
Ask him "what's it all about!?!?"
Share a shower "There's enough room for two (or more...) | |||
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