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"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?
Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat?  "
I quite fancy the idea of all those as just one event, but think I'd probably lose focus and play with the lions too much  . |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Because we're less energetic?
Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?
Have a thing for grey hairs? 
Love a pillow princess. So yes 
You're on the to have sex with list and you know it!"
I'm on list  swoon |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?
Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat? "
 why now are you talking from experience |
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"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?
Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat? "
Doing it at the same time as a sudoko puzzle and filling in your tax return? |
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"Aren't you about 12 years old Brucey? Surely almost every woman on here is older than you.
Look don't blame me this site is full of saucy older broads! "
yep those one liners are getting better and better  how you haven't succeeded is beyond me!!! |
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"Me too (And can crochet) 
unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??
I was thinking more blankets, it’s cold down this end ofttimes "
summer is coming - apparently it stops raining then - body heat and unicorns |
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"Me too (And can crochet)
unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??
I was thinking more blankets, it’s cold down this end ofttimes
summer is coming - apparently it stops raining then - body heat and unicorns "
Well known fact that the Cornish hunted the unicorn to extinction, yet another reason not to cross the Tamar |
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"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?
Or Eastbourne?
are they old in Eastborne? 
That’s some fucking drive.
Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off."
Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far |
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"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?
Or Eastbourne?
are they old in Eastborne?
That’s some fucking drive.
Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off.
Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far "
I liked you anyway from your previous comments on threads - now I like you even more . |
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"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?
Or Eastbourne?
are they old in Eastborne?
That’s some fucking drive.
Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off.
Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far
I liked you anyway from your previous comments on threads - now I like you even more ."
Thank you. I am trying. |
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"Because we're less energetic?
Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?
Have a thing for grey hairs?
You're only 41 FFS, don't include yourself in the 'older' classification lol"
I was quite into that actually |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Because we're less energetic?
Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?
Have a thing for grey hairs?
You're only 41 FFS, don't include yourself in the 'older' classification lol"
Erm maybe a tad older than 41... |
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