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The best I have received was “I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”.
I have also received the above but “just to dip a twig in your shit”.
 I don’t really appreciate flowery chat up lines. Give me a bit of uncouthness any day! |
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By *ild_oatsMan 26 weeks ago
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Not sure if this counts but I met a woman a couple of years ago from a popular dating app.
After a week of messaging dirty jokes and chat up lines we met for a coffee in town.
Half way through our coffees I pulled a blank piece of folded paper from my pocket and pretended to read the following poem I said I had written for her….
Roses are red
As are your lips
Now sit on my face
And wiggle your hips…
She replied something like…. Thought you would never ask.
About 25 minutes later we were in her bed and she was doing exactly that….
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