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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?
Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!
That’s my confession for the evening. |
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"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?
Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!
That’s my confession for the evening. "
Avoiding red flags. I'm awful at it |
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"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?
Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!
That’s my confession for the evening. "
Have you tried the burrito roll technique? There's loads of videos on that there tube for you site.
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)
….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?!  - Mrs"
That’s just showing off  |
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"Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.
J"
That. Had to go up a ladder yesterday to clean out the guttering. Did not like.
"Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes "
Try putting some paint in pajnt kettle and using a litle thinners. A light sanding between coats helps.
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"Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.
J
That. Had to go up a ladder yesterday to clean out the guttering. Did not like.
Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes
Try putting some paint in pajnt kettle and using a litle thinners. A light sanding between coats helps.
Mr"
Thank you |
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"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?
Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!
That’s my confession for the evening. "
ironing 
Cali |
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By *orny PTMan 33 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Skipping and breathing: choose one.
Jogging and breathing: see above answer.
Swimming underwater is easier than doing a front crawl
Neat handwriting and touch typing, despite years of practice
Finding a new fuck buddy in the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Riding a bike and swimming
Weird that my brain went straight to "Joe must be a werewolf"
J"
Other than that being totally random  I mean... Have you ever seen a werewolf ride a bike or swimming |
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"Riding a bike and swimming
Weird that my brain went straight to "Joe must be a werewolf"
J
Other than that being totally random I mean... Have you ever seen a werewolf ride a bike or swimming"
I'm sure it was a novel I read where werewolves can't swim because their body matter is too dense! I've never seen a werewolf ride a bike so it must be true.
J |
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"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never
Too much is the right amount
Wanna cook too much pasta with me? 
There's gonna be food? In. "
Of course, we can’t do naked chef night without the food silly,
Fridays and Saturdays… bring your own spork |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Decluttering.. Went to the tip today and felt myself clutching onto the crap that suddenly felt really valuable!! "
Just done this for my house going on the market. Traumatic!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never
Too much is the right amount
Wanna cook too much pasta with me?
There's gonna be food? In.
Of course, we can’t do naked chef night without the food silly,
Fridays and Saturdays… bring your own spork "
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Dancing. I can't even move my head smoothly and rhythmically to a song on the radio, yet alone dance in a club, and I massively envy people that can dance, even simply. I've tried and it's excruciating. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Putting a jumper on over a shirt. Why is it never comfortable first time round?!?!
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Get one of them jumpers with the shirt attached from next  it’s the future ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?
Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!
That’s my confession for the evening. "
I used to have this issue, but then I learned the ole inside out flappy method and have never looked back
Please tell me you're using the inside-out flappy method? |
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"Putting a jumper on over a shirt. Why is it never comfortable first time round?!?!
Get one of them jumpers with the shirt attached from next it’s the future ha ha "
I think I just vommed a little!
You'll be suggesting a short-sleeve shirt soon!
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By *ullyMan 33 weeks ago
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Me too, I just cant click or snap my fingers either hand, My thumbs just don't bend at the larger bottom joint, never have! Has not stopped me doing anything else though. I have of course seen people fold their thumb across their palm, I can barely get mine across to my middle finger. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "
I feel this in my bones |
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
I feel this in my bones "
Thirded. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Getting a single wipe from a pack. Always ends up a big clump or a tiny corner rips off in my hand."
This will genuinely ruin my entire day. It always happens when you’re in a rush as well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "
Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early. |
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
I feel this in my bones
Thirded."
Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.
B |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early. "
And promise you'll definitely go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight, only for the same vicious cycle to happen... |
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
I feel this in my bones
Thirded.
Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.
B"
Hello again, Highlander, my old friend. Thanks, BBC! |
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
I feel this in my bones
Thirded."
Fourthed.
Currently doing NOT proper bed-going, right now! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "
Sheesh giving all our secrets away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early.
And promise you'll definitely go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight, only for the same vicious cycle to happen..."
It’s like I love punishing myself. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 33 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Going to bed.
I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.
It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..
I feel this in my bones
Thirded.
Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.
B"
Currently rewatching TWD wven though I've seen every episode about a dozen times.
Started on season 1, episode 1 two days ago.
Currently on season 3.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in "
I'm so in for this |
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By *bi HaiveMan 33 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this "
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......  |
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath....... "
I would be snoring in the middle of all the fun. This actually happened once at a room party when I was cabin crew
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath....... "
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now |
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now "
We're in too! And still not asleep |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
Me to and I can’t sleep either
We're in too! And still not asleep "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
We're in too! And still not asleep "
I’m scrolling with one eye open. I never just give in and go to sleep |
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By *bi HaiveMan 33 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
We're in too! And still not asleep "
It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay. 
Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.
Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub... |
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By *odevilWoman 33 weeks ago
exeter |
"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
We're in too! And still not asleep
It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.
Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.
Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub... "
Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?
I'm basically nocturnal! |
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
We're in too! And still not asleep
It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.
Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.
Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub...
Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?
I'm basically nocturnal! "
It looks like Obi is organising the venue |
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"Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes "
I get the same but after years of using different paints and brushes, which I had wanted to blame, I've largely accepted that it's me and my painting |
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"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)
….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?! - Mrs
That’s just showing off "
Hehehe! If it makes you feel better, they sound slightly different |
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"Team, we should plan a sleepover
Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night
Exactly! Sounds like a great night in
I'm so in for this
I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.
*and a large spa bath.......
Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now
We're in too! And still not asleep
It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.
Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.
Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub...
Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?
I'm basically nocturnal!
It looks like Obi is organising the venue "
Another night hawk here. Just about to move to my bed but I still have to read my book before I finally slumber. |
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By *ost SockMan 33 weeks ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I’m 54 and have never, in my entire life, managed to blow up a balloon.
I just can’t do it, despite a fully-functioning set of lungs etc.
In fact, if someone gave me a balloon to blow up now, I would be panicking. Been like it for years.
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