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i think im a girl,,??!!
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"If you can still park your car.... Youll be fine....  "
Phew,,, a voice of reason,,
Just to be certain im off to lift the toilet seat up I always put down, ,,,,
theres no hope I'm a girl,?  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke  "
It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke
It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,, "
Yes - but what is your Moob situation?  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke
It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,
Yes - but what is your Moob situation? "
I guess they're firm and perky,, d like them to be a bit bigger,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot"
Damn cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke
It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,
Yes - but what is your Moob situation?
I guess they're firm and perky,, d like them to be a bit bigger,, "
Yeah alright - rub it in why don't you!! 
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"Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot
Damn cheek"
I think its a joke (well I hope it is). I'd never refer to myself as a girl anyway, all woman through and through |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot
Damn cheek
I think its a joke (well I hope it is). I'd never refer to myself as a girl anyway, all woman through and through "
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Panic over,,,
Doh,,, I can't be a girl,,,
my inbox isn't full,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot"
I'm guilty of all of the above too! And dont get me started on my love of chick flicks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reasons for my thoughts,,,
I read instruction books,,
I ask for directions,,
I struggle with technology
see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,
Helplbaffled@confusedalot
I'm guilty of all of the above too! And dont get me started on my love of chick flicks..."
Mm Chicks !! Arrrk ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you can still park your car.... Youll be fine.... "
Ooohhh thats soooo not fair.....not all women are bad parking.....perhaps its because their usually male instructors tell them how far 6 inches away is......lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you understand the offside rule?"
In rugby yes, football no. And i would struggle to name more than 5 players...
And i failed a driving test on the parallel park... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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John. When losing an argument with your partner, do you spin on your pedicured tootsies, stomp off declaring ' you don't understand me, my mother was right about you' |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"John. When losing an argument with your partner, do you spin on your pedicured tootsies, stomp off declaring ' you don't understand me, my mother was right about you' "
Ahem,, I dont spin,, Not with my bunnion,, ,!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is a simple test to define one's gender:
You watch two specific films, and dependant on which one makes you blub, you'll be forever safe and secure in the knowledge that your sex is clearly defined. The two films are:
An Affair to Remember - When she is sitting down while he rants at her for not turning up at the top of the Empire State Building for their date and then he notices she's in a wheelchair cos she got hit by a taxi outside the Empire State on the day they were supposed to meet six months earlier... If that makes you cry you're a bint!
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Saving Private Ryan - When they're storming up the beach and the soldier is carrying his wounded comrade and a shell explodes nearby and they both fall over and the soldier gets up again and finds his chum and starts dragging him up the beach only to turn around and find he's dragging half a dead corpse... if you're in tears, you're a bloke.
What could be more simple. |
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