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Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case. |
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"Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case. "
Poor health? Actually, a quick look around the seniors section at my club suggests otherwise.
I played yesterday, walking 10km, carrying a 10kg bag, and there’s blokes in their 70’s doing the same.
An excellent game for health. |
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"Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case.
Poor health? Actually, a quick look around the seniors section at my club suggests otherwise.
I played yesterday, walking 10km, carrying a 10kg bag, and there’s blokes in their 70’s doing the same.
An excellent game for health. "
A good walk ruined! |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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Slight exaggeration! Yes the coastline is always changing, nothing new there, but no, it doesn’t mean that courses are disappearing and that it is the end of golf as we know it.
In Dublin, there are two courses (st Anne’s and royal Dublin) that have been built on a sand bar (Bull island) that didn’t exist a couple of hundred years ago. Now there is a 3 mile long island with beach, nature reserve and golf courses. |
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"Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case.
Poor health? Actually, a quick look around the seniors section at my club suggests otherwise.
I played yesterday, walking 10km, carrying a 10kg bag, and there’s blokes in their 70’s doing the same.
An excellent game for health.
A good walk ruined! "
… only if you play badly!
Any other cliches you can think of? |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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This is because they built their golf courses to close to the sea Tom, bad planning is the issue here. Make no mistake about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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Well now OP are you partial to a hole in one...are we really heading to a pile of chalk and sand...possibly.
Landslides right on my doorstep literally end of the world right? |
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"Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case.
Poor health? Actually, a quick look around the seniors section at my club suggests otherwise.
I played yesterday, walking 10km, carrying a 10kg bag, and there’s blokes in their 70’s doing the same.
An excellent game for health.
A good walk ruined!
… only if you play badly!
Any other cliches you can think of? "
About golf?
Ha ha no.
Nobody ever spent any productive intellectual time thinking of any. |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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Interesting post.
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One for the golfers there.......  |
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"Luckily golfers, owing to their ridiculous clothing and poor physical health are no longer able to find females willing to breed with them so will likely die out in a generation or so in any case. "
Don’t hold back or anything  |
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Not to pinch the post, but have you seen the Wild Boar rampage in the Highlands? They're out of control, ruining forestry, killing sheep and playing havoc with crops.
I think I've found a reason to move up there permanently and have free bacon for life! Who's coming? |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there....... "
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful. |
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By *unchalMan 26 weeks ago
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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Don’t forget the damage that the windmills do. |
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"Not to pinch the post, but have you seen the Wild Boar rampage in the Highlands? They're out of control, ruining forestry, killing sheep and playing havoc with crops.
I think I've found a reason to move up there permanently and have free bacon for life! Who's coming? "
Did you say Bacon ?  |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
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One for the golfers there....... "
Tom saw what you did there |
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"Not to pinch the post, but have you seen the Wild Boar rampage in the Highlands? They're out of control, ruining forestry, killing sheep and playing havoc with crops.
I think I've found a reason to move up there permanently and have free bacon for life! Who's coming? "
Wild Boar! Wild Boar!
Tom has missed the Wild Boar!
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful. "
A golfer would have got that joke. |
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"Not to pinch the post, but have you seen the Wild Boar rampage in the Highlands? They're out of control, ruining forestry, killing sheep and playing havoc with crops.
I think I've found a reason to move up there permanently and have free bacon for life! Who's coming?
Did you say Bacon ? "
Indeed I did... Would you like to come and be my assistant bacon snaffler? |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
A golfer would have got that joke. "
I did … and you pointed it out … twice now. |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
A golfer would have got that joke.
I did … and you pointed it out … twice now. "
It wasn't obvious from your reply. Just putting it out there.....
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
A golfer would have got that joke.
I did … and you pointed it out … twice now.
It wasn't obvious from your reply. Just putting it out there.....
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful. "
You don’t get any more “all over the news” than this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqljjg1zq31o.amp |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
You don’t get any more “all over the news” than this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqljjg1zq31o.amp"
Is this first, something that's all over the news actually being all over the news? |
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By *ild_oatsMan 26 weeks ago
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Actually Scotland and the northern part of England are still being impacted by post-glacial rebound. Causing an upward shift of up to 10 cm per century with a corresponding downward movement of the southern half of the British Isles by up to 5 cm per century.
This will lead to increasing risk of flooding in southern England and South West Ireland….
With this we might not see Mr Trump’s Scottish golf course under the sea anytime soon…. |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
You don’t get any more “all over the news” than this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqljjg1zq31o.amp"
There are people who doubt Tom and his news service. But as always, his faithful followers defend and put up a link. As Tom always says. You don't own a dog and bark yourself .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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Scottish
English
World is melting
Earthquakes getting bigger
Pot holes so big
Pavement cracks
World has been cracking for ancient times not just today..
Those who destroy it..are guilty of building on sand are foolish .
I need one of those new air taxis they all over the sky |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"EuroNews suggests that areas of London and England's east coast are likely to be underwater by 2100...
Holy shit, that only leaves eight hours!"
That's usually the notice period we minions will get from our esteem Government officials.
I'll definitely not be around to see it, can't see myself living until 130 |
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"My personal preference is woman’s golf - they’re so much better at it! "
I am a big fan of women’s golf, and went to the Women’s Open last year.
Can’t agree that they are “so much better”. The pros are better than me, for sure, but not better than equivalent male pros.
When annika sorenstam was dominating the women’s game, she played a men’s tour event. Her main observation was that the standard of the short game, in particular, was on a different level to the women’s game.
I would be interested to know how you reached the conclusion that the women are better players. |
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"Scottish
English
World is melting
Earthquakes getting bigger
Pot holes so big
Pavement cracks
World has been cracking for ancient times not just today..
Those who destroy it..are guilty of building on sand are foolish .
I need one of those new air taxis they all over the sky "
Re: building on sand. Some areas are prone to erosion, some aren’t. Having golf courses on non-vulnerable stretches of coastline is absolutely fine. And some areas are accumulating sand, leaving more landmass over time.
As I posted earlier, two golf courses in Dublin are on a sand spit that didn’t exist a few hundred years ago. Nothing foolish about building on that sand spit, Bull Island |
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As I posted earlier, two golf courses in Dublin are on a sand spit that didn’t exist a few hundred years ago. Nothing foolish about building on that sand spit, Bull Island "
You can say that again... |
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
Interesting post.
Got any Links
One for the golfers there.......
Try as I might, I can’t actually see this one being “all over the news”. So yes, some links to news items would be helpful.
You don’t get any more “all over the news” than this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqljjg1zq31o.amp
There are people who doubt Tom and his news service. But as always, his faithful followers defend and put up a link. As Tom always says. You don't own a dog and bark yourself .. "
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"Reports from Scotland, the great country that actually invented golf, the game associated with the rich and landed gentry, is under threat.
Ancient courses, next to the sea, probably created by the Picts, are literally being eroded by the sea. Ancient traditions being lost. Is this a sign that civilisation as we know it is slowly ending.? What is going on here guys? It's all over the news
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Many other sports are available Tom
And Scotland's in the most capable hands with the current First Minister anyway  |
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