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Tuesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™.
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London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Nøn-Bìnaríes and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the
-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi. 
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"Well hello. Cosying up with a hotwater bottle, it’s freezing in Edinburgh x"
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Well héllò More_Please81...! Good evening and welcome. Come sit beside me next to the Nocturnal hearth. The embers are glowing and the warm nectar is flowing.
Tell me, are those Tiffany™ diamond studs festooned upon thy nipples? |
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"Hello, good evening 
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G°°D Evening to Mrs NC561!
You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A clåndestine encounter of tea, cake, fizz and flirts awaits you. Enquire within. Don't delay!
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There's also the famously infamous Claridges Hotel, Brook Street, W1.  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day  "
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My beautiful KC²  . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er!  )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified? |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day
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My beautiful KC² . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er! )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified?"
It was the big Waterstones in the Big City. We're too insignificant here to have one
The plumber found a leak  |
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"Good evening all.
I hope everyone has had wonderful day and everything has gone well for you.  "
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Hello young squire, BLURfan25! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Fellowship! 
It was first day back at work for me. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 33 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hello good evening Nocturnalistas and Nerø.
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oxondÅvina, my favourite Edwina. Evening felicitations to you!"
Thank you Nerø. My weekend hasn't ended as I've taken off today and tomorrow (I need the break). I've had a lovely day. |
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"Good evening Nero et all. Today has been an utterly shit day but you have brightened my evening just by seeing you here.
I'm slinking off to bed with a smile on my face "
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Psst, this here ^ Çede is the most fragrant forbidden fruit in the Nocturnal Orangery! Sleep well, peaceful slumber....  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day
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My beautiful KC² . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er! )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified?
It was the big Waterstones in the Big City. We're too insignificant here to have one
The plumber found a leak "
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Did the plumber/plumberette charge by the hour, my flower? |
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"Hello good evening Nocturnalistas and Nerø.
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oxondÅvina, my favourite Edwina. Evening felicitations to you!
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Thank you Nerø. My weekend hasn't ended as I've taken off today and tomorrow (I need the break). I've had a lovely day. "
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You can give me a weak end any time, you filth monster. It's good to have a loooong weekend. |
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"A brief kiss on the cheek for Nerolicious before I swan off to bed "
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LådyBùgs! Many a crepuscular moon has waxed and waned since your last fleeting-greeting. Thank you ever so much for your priceless kiss. Retire well, sleep well, be cosy. |
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"Howdy y'all, from the sunny 70 degree south plains "
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It's Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist from across the shore! It's not quite warm just yet over here...thank goodness! I miss Åutumn already. (Sorry "fall") |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day
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My beautiful KC² . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er! )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified?
It was the big Waterstones in the Big City. We're too insignificant here to have one
The plumber found a leak
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Did the plumber/plumberette charge by the hour, my flower? "
Not sure, actually. He wasn't here long but he has to come back another day to actually mend it all. I'm assuming it'll all be charged when the job is done |
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"Good evening Nero and all, hope you are well?! x
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Eliminate the 776 deprecated prototypes and let's enjoy perfection: good evening Minxy777 ! 
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You are too kind, thank you x. "
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Oh, but it's true. |
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"This will make the whole not being able to sleep thing easier haha, evening all x"
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Everyone please extend a courteous welcome to Ørbs! He gets arøund a bit. Send my regards to Northwich this Friday! |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day
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My beautiful KC² . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er! )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified?
It was the big Waterstones in the Big City. We're too insignificant here to have one
The plumber found a leak
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Did the plumber/plumberette charge by the hour, my flower?
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Not sure, actually. He wasn't here long but he has to come back another day to actually mend it all. I'm assuming it'll all be charged when the job is done "
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Oh. I mean, oh. I have no words. $$$$ |
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By *ildbillkidMan 33 weeks ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening! Today I went to the dentist and then to M&S and Waterstones. A plumber came to look at our shower in the morning before we went out. It's been a very exciting day
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My beautiful KC² . A very gøød evening ² you. A plumber came, eh? (I bet he plumbed 'er! )
Do they have the posh Waterstones in your locale, KC²? Are you all being gentrified?
It was the big Waterstones in the Big City. We're too insignificant here to have one
The plumber found a leak
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Did the plumber/plumberette charge by the hour, my flower?
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Not sure, actually. He wasn't here long but he has to come back another day to actually mend it all. I'm assuming it'll all be charged when the job is done
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Oh. I mean, oh. I have no words. $$$$"
cue the 70's porn music " the plumber cums" |
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"Good evening. Hope everyone is well. I've had a productive day today planning a road trip "
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A warm welcome to our most radiant Caledonian Passionflower, "Pink Gin Please" !
Oh I say, there's nothing more pleasing than booking an odyssey of unimaginable wonders! I'm envious! |
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"Good evening Nero! How lovely to see you and the Nocturnal snug bar Are hugs available?
Jx"
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My Mancunian pulchritude, it's lovely to sêê you, Jülië.
Hugs are available. Would you like for me to fashion one upon your décollatage from yours truly? |
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"Good evening Nero! How lovely to see you and the Nocturnal snug bar Are hugs available?
Jx
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My Mancunian pulchritude, it's lovely to sêê you, Jülië.
Hugs are available. Would you like for me to fashion one upon your décollatage from yours truly?"
Yes please. A big hug where you do a sigh after a bit. I need one of those.
J |
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"Good evening Nero! How lovely to see you and the Nocturnal snug bar Are hugs available?
Jx
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My Mancunian pulchritude, it's lovely to sêê you, Jülië.
Hugs are available. Would you like for me to fashion one upon your décollatage from yours truly?
Yes please. A big hug where you do a sigh after a bit. I need one of those.
J"
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Awww. You shall have the most capital of HUGS from me. A slow, sustained and sensual one.  |
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"Evening Nero, evening fabsters 
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FÅntÅstic_Mr_Fox_76 — good evening fine sir! Tell me, were you here previously as Horny Devil or something? 
I was just that but I prefer fmf "
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Quite a few Nocturnalites prefer an FMF round here, my pedigree chum. |
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"Evening Nero, evening fabsters
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FÅntÅstic_Mr_Fox_76 — good evening fine sir! Tell me, were you here previously as Horny Devil or something?
I was just that but I prefer fmf
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Quite a few Nocturnalites prefer an FMF round here, my pedigree chum. "
I know hence Fantastic Mr Fox works fine  |
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"Hey all! New to the forums. Migrane city right now for me unfortunately  "
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Everyone and anyone please kindly bestow some nocturnal greetings to ráddisàm! He's new to the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! Welcome dear sir. Here, take my chalice  filled with communion wine. † |
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"Popping in, spreading hugs around with gay abandon, then retiring for the evening. Sleep well, Nero x"
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I've heard that your legendary hugs are unsurpassed! Thank you for your ephemeral greetings. Sleep well, my nocturnal glistening gem, Mrs TMN. |
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"Evening Nero, evening fabsters
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FÅntÅstic_Mr_Fox_76 — good evening fine sir! Tell me, were you here previously as Horny Devil or something?
I was just that but I prefer fmf
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Quite a few Nocturnalites prefer an FMF round here, my pedigree chum.
I know hence Fantastic Mr Fox works fine "
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"No not diamonds but rather mean magnetic nipple clamps…sadly not pierced 
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Then I shall take you by the hand and frog march you down Sloane Square to the flagship Tiffany™ and make amends.  "
Vesper’s and the Chelsea after, my treat |
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"No not diamonds but rather mean magnetic nipple clamps…sadly not pierced
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Then I shall take you by the hand and frog march you down Sloane Square to the flagship Tiffany™ and make amends.
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Vesper’s and the Chelsea after, my treat "
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It will have to be, sêêing that I would have paid a K¹ng's ransom! |
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"No not diamonds but rather mean magnetic nipple clamps…sadly not pierced
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Then I shall take you by the hand and frog march you down Sloane Square to the flagship Tiffany™ and make amends.
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Vesper’s and the Chelsea after, my treat
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It will have to be, sêêing that I would have paid a K¹ng's ransom! "
Would it be a tad gauche for Tiffany to have a nipple piercing floor? |
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"No not diamonds but rather mean magnetic nipple clamps…sadly not pierced
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Then I shall take you by the hand and frog march you down Sloane Square to the flagship Tiffany™ and make amends.
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Vesper’s and the Chelsea after, my treat
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It will have to be, sêêing that I would have paid a K¹ng's ransom!
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Would it be a tad gauche for Tiffany to have a nipple piercing floor? "
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It would be, just a tad. However you'll find it past the atrium on the mezzanine level, behind some vestibule. |
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"Evening all, apologies I am meant to be asleep already as need to be up at 0430 but wanted to say hi and let Nero know how lovely it is to see him back with his noc’ers x "
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From one Noc'er to another pair of knockers! It's lovely to see you again ScoobyBoobyDo !  |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk  May your day be full of happy thangs "
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?  |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots? "
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy "
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless. |
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Smoking jacket  and lounge slippers for the Snúg Bàr please."
Good morning OP and my fellow Fabulous folk
OP, I don't have a smoking jacket
Can I still join you in my birthday suit and lounge slippers? |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless."
Having the moon in cancer one is also a selenophile, who can resist her enigmatic pull. Top hats and capes on as brave the Dickensian torrents |
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"[shoes removed by poster at 02/04/24 22:57:29]
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Smoking jacket and lounge slippers for the Snúg Bàr please.
Good morning OP and my fellow Fabulous folk
OP, I don't have a smoking jacket
Can I still join you in my birthday suit and lounge slippers? "
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My dear crepuscular pulchritude, you may join us in the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. I have a green velvetine banquette, just for you. Park your porcelain smooth derrière upon it and let us imbibe.
I hope you're well, I.N_2024..? |
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By *nnCeeWoman 33 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"How’s life treating everyone ?
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I think we can safely say that it's treating everyone like a finger of fudge. And it's just enough until it's time to eat. "
Bon Soir Monsieur Nero and fellow NOCcers.
I feel like life is treating me a la the 80s/90s Tango ads - a double face slap and a kiss from a fat sweaty orange painted man (sick)
Perhaps I should just slope off to bed.
Good night all. I shall go to bed with the sound of the rain... x |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless.
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Having the moon in cancer one is also a selenophile, who can resist her enigmatic pull. Top hats and capes on as brave the Dickensian torrents "
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These torrents are most abhorrent! I'm wearing my Cordings™ covert coat. |
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"I’m so glad I stumbled across this thread. Scrolling down has made me smile. I shall return on future Tuesdays! "
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Everyone please extend and suffuse a great welcome to y°rkshire.unic°rn.  I believe this is her inaugural visit to the Nocturnal Thread. The door was ajar and she noticed the dancing shadows cast by the flickering scented candles on top of the Nocturnal Hearth. |
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"How’s life treating everyone ?
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I think we can safely say that it's treating everyone like a finger of fudge. And it's just enough until it's time to eat.
Bon Soir Monsieur Nero and fellow NOCcers.
I feel like life is treating me a la the 80s/90s Tango ads - a double face slap and a kiss from a fat sweaty orange painted man (sick)
Perhaps I should just slope off to bed.
Good night all. I shall go to bed with the sound of the rain... x"
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Good evening and very good night. Adjourn to your silken sheets, rest well and a most peaceful slumber! |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless.
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Having the moon in cancer one is also a selenophile, who can resist her enigmatic pull. Top hats and capes on as brave the Dickensian torrents
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These torrents are most abhorrent! I'm wearing my Cordings™ covert coat. "
With style and panache I’m sure |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless.
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Having the moon in cancer one is also a selenophile, who can resist her enigmatic pull. Top hats and capes on as brave the Dickensian torrents
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These torrents are most abhorrent! I'm wearing my Cordings™ covert coat.
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With style and panache I’m sure "
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Sometimes and oftentimes I wish I was your chêêky bugger!  |
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"Good morning to you all lovely fabfolk May your day be full of happy thangs
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Gœœœœœd evening Fuçtifano! Thank you for your gracious fab wishes, it's very much appreciated. What news from the LandofScots?
Ty you Lord Nero of the southern lands. News from the northern lands is it’s raining … oh wait… that’s not news . Luckily I’m a pluviophile so I’m happy
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If you, fåir måiden, could be a selenophile then I would feel the warmth of your soft lunar skin.
We've had a cloud burst in Dickensian London this evening. It's relentless.
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Having the moon in cancer one is also a selenophile, who can resist her enigmatic pull. Top hats and capes on as brave the Dickensian torrents
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These torrents are most abhorrent! I'm wearing my Cordings™ covert coat.
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With style and panache I’m sure
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Sometimes and oftentimes I wish I was your chêêky bugger! "
I’m blushing and … I think you have your own brand of cheeky bugger… with a large dash of charm. Plus you bring us the Nocturnal place of blether |
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"Good evening, Nero, and all the Nocturnes. Hope you are well
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Norris and McSquirter, Welcøme to the Nocturnal Thread. If you had a ³some would he be called Roy Castle? "
Quite possibly, although we might be interested in breaking a few world records! |
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