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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76 OP   Man 33 weeks ago

District 13

Roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

Share your dad/mum jokes and maybe brighten someone’s day

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By *r_reusMan 33 weeks ago

Coventry

Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76 OP   Man 33 weeks ago

District 13


"Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'"

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By *rcoupleCouple 33 weeks ago

Mid Glam

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passngers on his bus.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76 OP   Man 33 weeks ago

District 13


"I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passngers on his bus."

class

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Guys goes to doctors and says……

Doctor doctor I keep thinking a Cowboy

Doctor says. How long you been feeling like this

Guys ………….. oh about yeeehaaaaa

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76 OP   Man 33 weeks ago

District 13


"Guys goes to doctors and says……

Doctor doctor I keep thinking a Cowboy

Doctor says. How long you been feeling like this

Guys ………….. oh about yeeehaaaaa "

Oh my

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By *ris GrayMan 33 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'"

lol a man after my own heart

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By *uriousscouserWoman 33 weeks ago

Wirral

What do we want?

Low flying planes

When do we want them?

Neeeeooooowwwwwwww

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76 OP   Man 33 weeks ago

District 13


"What do we want?

Low flying planes

When do we want them?

Neeeeooooowwwwwwww"

Brilliant

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By *icecouple561Couple 33 weeks ago
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East Sussex

A man goes to the doctor with a lettuce sticking out if his bottom.

Doctor takes a look.

"Sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 33 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Whoever stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy now

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