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By *ild_oats OP Man 38 weeks ago
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Should toilet paper hang over or under the roll?
I’m never consistent when replacing the toilet roll…. One of those life skills that I just never managed to master….
But which one is right ????  |
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I have this invention let me throw the idea away. So think of an aspirin when you put it in water and it fizzes up.
What if when you get the the toilet roll card tube you can throw the tube down the toilet and it dissolves into foam that you can then scrub round with the brush,flush and have a nice smelling toilet. |
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Andrex say, my bums worth it.
izal medicated says, find another fucking toilet,
Moist wipes says, you've just walked into a peep show cubicle without realising it.
Scented says, I'm a pretentious twat. |
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"It's over in my house I change it if it's been put on under
When you go to visit someone, change it over and watch the sparks fly.
It can be quite fun, when you've nothing better to do."
I am guilty of changing someone else's too  |
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"I have this invention let me throw the idea away. So think of an aspirin when you put it in water and it fizzes up.
What if when you get the the toilet roll card tube you can throw the tube down the toilet and it dissolves into foam that you can then scrub round with the brush,flush and have a nice smelling toilet."
You need a patent NOW! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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What if the toilet you’re using (say, you’re at a hook up) doesn’t have a toilet roll holder, and it’s left on top of the cistern, or worse on the floor…?
Do you: a) silently and inwardly judge the F out of your host; b) tut loudly; c) say nothing and still shag, or ; b) leave immediately |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Should toilet paper hang over or under the roll?
I’m never consistent when replacing the toilet roll…. One of those life skills that I just never managed to master….
But which one is right ???? "
Neither. Just leave it on the side |
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