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Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though. 
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"Without resorting to controversy?"
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J"
Is this a twisted form of revenge? |
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By *edeWoman 26 weeks ago
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them."
And now I'll never get that chance  |
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J
Is this a twisted form of revenge?"
Well, if I have to suffer...
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J"
Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type. |
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J
Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type. "
Do you think so though? I don't get why you would alienate your target audience so thoroughly! Unless they don't realise that's what they're doing.
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By *edeWoman 26 weeks ago
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J
Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type. "
Oh I loved my troll doll - it had bright green hair!! |
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance "
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours….. |
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J
Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type.
Oh I loved my troll doll - it had bright green hair!! "
I liked the blue haired ones  |
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By *edeWoman 26 weeks ago
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours….."
How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?"
I fear it is. I imagine brains in jars, desperately trying to get someone else to feel something horrible as a way of leaving at least something of a mark on the world before they fizz away into nothingness.
"Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though. "
..ah, this was all a set up. I have been set up. I feel.. dirty. |
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..
How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week "
Try the bus stop.
Then Tesco.
Or the library.
Then the police station |
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
J
Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type.
Do you think so though? I don't get why you would alienate your target audience so thoroughly! Unless they don't realise that's what they're doing.
J"
I do think so. I’ve been involved in online forums since I was 15 when the internet was just starting out and I’ve encountered all types of people who frequent them. And there’s a particular breed of troll who are very well aware of what they are doing and who they are alienating and they get a kick out of that “power” they have over others. Usually in person those individuals are also always right and it’s pointless arguing with them. |
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"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?
I fear it is. I imagine brains in jars, desperately trying to get someone else to feel something horrible as a way of leaving at least something of a mark on the world before they fizz away into nothingness.
Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.
..ah, this was all a set up. I have been set up. I feel.. dirty."
It wasn't on purpose! I only noticed it after I'd typed it. Welcome to my twat of a brain.
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..
How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week "
Can I pimp out my husband? 
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By *ddie1966Man 26 weeks ago
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"Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me 
I'm usually in the opposite corner, sticking my leg out occasionally as people walk by.
Maybe we could work as a team "
Dressed as Penguins......
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..
How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week
Can I pimp out my husband?
J"
I’ll take one for the team  |
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.
I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.
And now I'll never get that chance
There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..
How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week
Can I pimp out my husband?
J
I’ll take one for the team "
Thank you for your sacrifice 
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I think I got given flowers today and I have no idea what I did to get that attention.
So it would seem logically that being oblivious works.
Perhaps that's controversial - I'm sure someone could make it so if they were so inclined.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Usually flirting 
What if the way you flirt is very controversial though
Oh well I might need a smacked bum "
Huh, funny, that's how I flirt. |
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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago
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"Socks
You have impeccable taste in socks! 
You should see my days of the week ones "
I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more!  |
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By *ddie1966Man 26 weeks ago
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"Socks
You have impeccable taste in socks!
You should see my days of the week ones
I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more! "
You need to speak to Misty for sock advice.
That lady's got an ology in socks... |
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"Socks
You have impeccable taste in socks!
You should see my days of the week ones
I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more!
You need to speak to Misty for sock advice.
That lady's got an ology in socks..."
I do like my socks |
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In years gone by it was to pull in the style of Sid James, after extensive research I can categorically state this method has a 99% failure rate, but a 100% amusement rating for myself. Right onwards to Terry Thomas - Ding Dong. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"doesn't matter what i still dont get dates too ugly scary too different i should be in a zoo!"
Nothing wrong with being unique in style and an individual, but your profile is very shouty and lot of intense ranting. I guess many people cannot face meeting after reading that? |
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"Without resorting to controversy?
Usually flirting
What if the way you flirt is very controversial though
Oh well I might need a smacked bum
Huh, funny, that's how I flirt."
By smacking bums?? *wiggles bottom x |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add."
Are you mistaken for a viking? |
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"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add.
Are you mistaken for a viking?"
And thor,and Jesus.... yawn. |
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"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add.
Are you mistaken for a viking?
And thor,and Jesus.... yawn. "
Damn was going to say Jesus next but you are already yawning |
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By *red333Man 26 weeks ago
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"Without resorting to controversy?
I leave the attention seeking to the attention seekers.All the men then
I don’t think it’s sex specific Fred. All walks of life fit this catergory."
lol i think the men especially need it here |
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By *bxanfCouple 26 weeks ago
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"Shout "HEY LISTEN"
Navi? Is that you?
That's what I was going for
Glad to have a fellow nerd in the thread lol x"
Don't ever use the Navi hey listen as a message tone lol |
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"Shout "HEY LISTEN"
Navi? Is that you?
That's what I was going for
Glad to have a fellow nerd in the thread lol x
Don't ever use the Navi hey listen as a message tone lol "
My phone lives on vibrate of this little box in my hand made a sounds I'd freak out lol |
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At parties, clubs or socials we go...
"Hi, we're Liz and Paul"
If they smile or say hello back, that's a plus.
If they give us a vacant look or react as if hit with a cattle prod, we move on.
It's that easy.
It takes a bit of time but after a few goes, it flows out !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Would a woof work?
I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing
You mean, like, barking at someone?
Nah. Scrap that as a plan "
No, I think it would work. I might try that. |
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"Would a woof work?
I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing
You mean, like, barking at someone?
Nah. Scrap that as a plan
No, I think it would work. I might try that."
Think I’d be howling at the moon, more like. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"Asking for a birthday thread for the past 12 months!
You had about 17 Birthdays in that time didn't you Woody? ."
I try my best. I knew someone would get it right one day. It’s maths mate!!! |
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