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Say hello, wave goodbye
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**Not an April Fools thread**
Hello to all you fabulous fornicators, especially my wide circle of friends and sexy acquaintances.
The time has come for me to box up my lube and cheeky smile, my extra tiny condoms and silly jokes, my wise words and cringeworthy comments.
This is a speech I wrote recently to cover two possible eventualities:
1) I’m going to prison for crimes against sensibilities
2) I met someone innit
Either could have happened.
I’ve been on fab for about seven years and had an awesome time meeting some really fun people. But things didn’t truly get going for me until I joined this wonderful community of depraved perverts in the lounge forum.
I have spent most of my life as a single guy because I just haven’t found the right one. I never stopped searching because, for me, love is everything and I want that in my life. I have so much to give. In the meantime I’ve been lucky to have you all as friends, to chat, flirt and socialise with. You have filled my life with joy, pleasure, laughter, depravity and friendship.
Before some prick wheels out the usual “Fab isn’t an airport and you don’t need to announce your departure” line, this isn’t the final bitter ranting of someone who joined for a week and didn’t get a queue of moist totties baying for any rotting shrivelled old cock they can find. This is me saying a fond farewell to people about whom I genuinely care.
Yes, there are some cocks out there. But you have provided me with endless entertainment as I used your stupidity and misguided views for my own amusement. Thank you. And there are, of course, some utter cunts. You probably #dontknowwhoyouare because that’s your fabric. Sadly you won’t ever change and the world is a worse place because of you. If someone nice tells you you’re a cunt, you probably are. Please take yourself off to Russia, you have friends there.
To everyone else, you have been wonderful company and I shall genuinely miss you all. I have been on the forums pretty much every day for about three years so it will be weird not having you in my life.
If my relationship falters (I hope it won’t) or I’m released for good behaviour (unlikely but I hope I am) then I will come back and unhide my profile to resume silliness and sexiness.
I wish you all the very best in your fab endeavours and in life away from this strange but wonderful pursuit.
I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future. If you want to message before then, please feel free (but not obliged to). If you have my telegram, you are welcome to stay in touch.
Toodle pip!
Felix xxx |
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Hey Felix, pleased and sad to read that at the same time. If you being away means everything has worked out, hope never to see you darken the Lounge's doors again.
Have enjoyed reading you - just sorry we never got to compare our lists of 'Utter Cunts' in person. Have fun! |
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"Hey Felix, pleased and sad to read that at the same time. If you being away means everything has worked out, hope never to see you darken the Lounge's doors again.
Have enjoyed reading you - just sorry we never got to compare our lists of 'Utter Cunts' in person. Have fun!"
Haha! There’s probably a lot of duplication!! You’re definitely not on my list pal. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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What a well written farewell 
Only just met you recently but you are a genuinely lovely guy. Hope all goes well.
As lovely as fab is, happiness in the real world is better xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Oh man. I told you I could not be more happy for someone that deserves to be happy and possibly have found the one to enjoy giving all that you have to. 
Felix. *brohug emoji
Good luck out there, she has found a belter.  |
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Best of luck felix my friend. Don't unlos, just archive. It's not going to suggest any doubts about your new adventure, it's just to keep a foot in the door for future socials.
All the best with whatever lies ahead.
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Ah Felix
I’ll miss you. I’m glad we met. You can always get in touch you know that (I’m hoping for at least a picture of your ink). We’ve had some giggles, compared cunts (metaphorically).
I’m glad that you’re leaving for the best of reasons though. I hope today ends on a high for you.
All the luck in the world.
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I'm conflicted here ...
On one hand congratulations and on the other hand I only got a brief chat with you ...
Possibly the the most well written and accurate leaving post ever ..
I wish you a fond farewell sir , you're an ace chap |
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Félìx — it was a pleasure to meet you at the MLS recently, it was a torment to miss you at the last Åfternoon Teå Soirée Part² and I'm going to miss you altogether.
You're a gentleman, a gentle man and a gentler fellow. We still need to saunter the cobbled streets of St. James's... because I still need someone to carry my boutique shopping bags. |
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I won’t take over my own thread by responding to everyone in person, but please know that I have read all your posts individually and am incredibly touched (fnarr fnarr). Thank you x
Now don’t make me cry you dicks!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Aww this is both sad and lovely to read at the same time!
We never interacted much Felix but your posts always make me smile and laugh.
Wishing you all the happiness in your new relationship |
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"Felix, I already wished you all the best but before you go please, can I have permission to copy and paste your post if I ever decide to go. Mine will never be so good "
How flattering! Of course it would, but yes my friend - fill your boots. (That means go ahead, not do something disgusting in your boots).
And to all the others above, a heartfelt thank you for your comments. I know most of you and will miss you hugely. To those I don’t yet know, I’m sure we would have laughed together so carry on being silly in my memory |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Felix! I know you mentioned you were leaving before, but I just wanted to say how awesome it was getting to read how funny and brilliant you are on the forums, and seeing you live up to every part of that in person.
Fab will lose a bit of charm with you leaving but I genuinely wish you all best as you deserve every bit of happiness away from here! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future."
Awww i feel spessh now
Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!
Midnight xx |
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By *ddie1966Man 33 weeks ago
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Sir
I salute your eloquence and geniality.
You will be missed, but let's face it, once you've paid off that hefty phone bill for data use, we expect you to say Hi occasionally.
It's been a pleasure making your virtual acquaintance and wish ou only the best for the future brother.
Ed |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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It's because I messaged you isn't it?
Wait. Does this work on every guy on here??
I'm undecided what's better though, a life of "romance", having to share the bed, the TV...or a life of solitude and having your meals cooked for you everyday. I'm leaning towards the latter.
Drop that soap dude.
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By *sWyldWoman 33 weeks ago
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Aww I'm so happy for you
Another quote from D. H. Lawrence.
"Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."
Treasure every moment of your happy ever after.
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I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.
Awww i feel spessh now
Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!
Midnight xx"
That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!
Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.
If I come back I’ll do you all x |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.
Awww i feel spessh now
Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!
Midnight xx
That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!
Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.
If I come back I’ll do you all x"
You wish!! |
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I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.
Awww i feel spessh now
Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!
Midnight xx
That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!
Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.
If I come back I’ll do you all x
You wish!! "
I’m doing you first old sausage!!! |
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"You are leaving? Awww all the best! I’ll always fondly remember our romcom 5 hour drink back in the day. Thank you
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That’s one of my fave memories.
And you have one of my fave mammories. Actually, both of them. |
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"Hoping the relationship works out for you Felix, we all deserve love and happiness..
Hope to never see you on here again, said in the nicest possible way....
Mr
Thanks dude!"
My pleasure, you'll be missed on the forums.....
Mr |
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"We've already spoken about this but I'm sad, happy,but sad 
I'll miss you but she's found a good one "
Sloppy kiss with tongues goodbye. And a pervy pat on the bottom. Cuddle with significant erection poke. |
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"You are leaving? Awww all the best! I’ll always fondly remember our romcom 5 hour drink back in the day. Thank you
That’s one of my fave memories.
And you have one of my fave mammories. Actually, both of them."
Hahahaha this reply is what we will miss!
I actually read all the replies and this thread is one of the most heart warming I’ve seen in a while on here, if ever. Good luck youuuuuuuuuuu  |
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"Say hello wave goodbye
Great song
I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!
I've got say hello wave goodbye stuck in my head now lol"
You
Are
Welcome!!
“We tried to make it work,
You in a cocktail skirt…” |
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"Say hello wave goodbye
Great song
I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!
I've got say hello wave goodbye stuck in my head now lol
You
Are
Welcome!!
“We tried to make it work,
You in a cocktail skirt…”"
And me in a suit
Well it just wasnt me |
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I hope we don't see you again.
But 
(soft cell)