CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've just found a magic lamp complete with genie!
You get three wishes!
Standard wish rules apply:
1) No wishing for more wishes.
2) You can't make people fall in love with you.
3) You can't harm anyone.
4) You can't bring people back from the dead.
What are you wishing for? |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Hash browns that make me lose weight the more I eat.
A never ending bottle of rum.
A hot bearded tattooed bi guy that worships me just the right amount and likes to make me happy. With penis in his mouth.
Please and thank you.
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"Hash browns that make me lose weight the more I eat.
A never ending bottle of rum.
A hot bearded tattooed bi guy that worships me just the right amount and likes to make me happy. With penis in his mouth.
Please and thank you.
"
I'm not sure if your third wish goes against rule 2 or not.
Worship is a form of love is it not? |
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By *ensualbicockMan 43 weeks ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Hash browns that make me lose weight the more I eat.
A never ending bottle of rum.
A hot bearded tattooed bi guy that worships me just the right amount and likes to make me happy. With penis in his mouth.
Please and thank you.
"
Iceland are introducing plate sized Hash Browns on April 8th. I love em |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Hash browns that make me lose weight the more I eat.
A never ending bottle of rum.
A hot bearded tattooed bi guy that worships me just the right amount and likes to make me happy. With penis in his mouth.
Please and thank you.
I'm not sure if your third wish goes against rule 2 or not.
Worship is a form of love is it not?"
Fuck no, not love, just lust is fine. |
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"Hash browns that make me lose weight the more I eat.
A never ending bottle of rum.
A hot bearded tattooed bi guy that worships me just the right amount and likes to make me happy. With penis in his mouth.
Please and thank you.
I'm not sure if your third wish goes against rule 2 or not.
Worship is a form of love is it not?
Fuck no, not love, just lust is fine."
I think you found a nice loophole there! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 43 weeks ago
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"A blonde, A brunette and a red headed woman. 
Is that a tri colour one or three individual ones 
……. 
I now wish I had a 4th wish.  "
So a 'blonde' with dark roots and red pubic hair?!  |
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CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've just found a magic lamp complete with genie!
You get three wishes!
Standard wish rules apply:
1) No wishing for more wishes.
2) You can't make people fall in love with you.
3) You can't harm anyone.
4) You can't bring people back from the dead.
What are you wishing for?"
I’m wishing for a magic genie lamp complete with genie that actually works, as this one appears broken.
If not possible, I’m wishing for a supply of unlimited money in all and any currency, as despite the often mistaken belief popularised by people without money, money can buy you everything - including happiness, so long as you’re not an idiot.
With unlimited never ending wealth, I’ll fund my own research foundation into developing effectively working magic lamps and then I’ll begin my quest for raising people from the dead and finalising my own immorality … I mean immortality. |
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