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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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Lose the ability to orgasm, or
Have orgasms so powerful that you fire your partner into the sun when you climax.
Men, same question to you, pretend you have a queef cannon for a bit, it won't hurt to pretend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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My internal monologue: "see this is a hard one, because you'd risk losing anyone you enjoy having sex with, and you could still enjoy sex without the orgasm, but.. you could also just edge and complete the orgasms with dildos, so long as you're not near an airport.."
Women of fab: "you may now address me as C*nt Canaveral" |
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By *ags73Man 43 weeks ago
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"Lose the ability to orgasm, or
Have orgasms so powerful that you fire your partner into the sun when you climax.
Men, same question to you, pretend you have a queef cannon for a bit, it won't hurt to pretend."
Okay, Firstly it would be a privilege to have a women’s body.
Secondly a ‘muff mortar’ that could send a partner into the sun would expend a great deal of energy in firing the poor wretch into that firey star.
The recoil would be immense to counter gravity and the make the man-missile go beyond earth’s atmosphere from the launch at the pink canoe shaped Cape Canaveral.
Houston would certainly have a problem with this little dilemma
I also think that would be more than a little sore on the back, so I think, with all things considered, I’d choose to keep the lady parts and become a lesbian or a nun.
Theoretically, of course.
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger."
I wonder if they already made the choice from
the op subconsciously  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger."
But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon  |
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"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.
But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon "
Fire me to the moon and back! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"…you could always build a capture net above the bed and install crash pads for safety sake?  "
No, the orgasm is too powerful and directional. It's always, always a climax to the sun. You can't escape it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.
But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon
Fire me to the moon and back! "
How romantic  |
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By *irthandgirthMan 43 weeks ago
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"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.
But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon "
This is where investing in sturdy straps comes in handy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?
If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?
If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip."
All the time. However, you would need to insert the shed and bring yourself to orgasm with it, so. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?
If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip.
All the time. However, you would need to insert the shed and bring yourself to orgasm with it, so."
Eh, it’s been in worse places.
No tip for me this summer
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