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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I need to get home and feed the cats..."
Penny used this one many times back in her single days, please feel free to shame her, she did it when guys cocks were small, nasty cow! |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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I need to get back home to my Mrs, she'll have my cock on a chopping block if she found out.
Btw, I'm single (but they needn't know that).
...and yes, I sleep easy at night.  |
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By *os19Man 44 weeks ago
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Funnily enough this happened to me on a date a few weeks ago.After having a meal we went to a pub.After finishing her drink she went to the ladies and I was considering walking out when to my surprise / relief she walked past me said nothing and headed for the exit |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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I have to go because I feel my hemorrhoids starting to play up.
My proctologist says "I don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?" |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Narrator - I need to tell you this because Woody is a coward, …. so although he doesn’t fancy you and will leave in a minute, I’d like to meet you in the back alley and fuck you sideways! 
See you in 3 minutes…,
I’d make an exit, and then explain my alter ego changed his mind too.  |
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