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The official rules of swinging
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes.....
always reply to every message with a yes please shag me now and be fecking thankful for the lovely offer..  "
LOL - exactly what I was going to put -
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder when the next fresh single male complaint will arrive, we are due one aren't we?  "
single males are not real swingers and thats in the rule book as well, page 5, chap 3 sub para c  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder when the next fresh single male complaint will arrive, we are due one aren't we?
single males are not real swingers and thats in the rule book as well, page 5, chap 3 sub para c "
I agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and everyone is ... AMBISEXUAL.
fingering a pussy with one hand and wanking a cock with the other.
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..... ambisexual..... nearly choked on my fag then! |
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Rule 3 - Guys take their socks off first
Rules 1 & 2 keep you out of the NotW
Rule 3 is because guys wearing only socks look very silly.
The only exception we make to rule 3 is Lionel from Lambeth. He makes donkeys jealous, so he's allowed to do anything!
Janet & Nick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't forget to reply to all messages within a nano second to prevent the cries of.....you hav'nt answered why don't you like me anymoooorrrrreeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you reply to all messages, from peeps who have not even looked at your profile, with a polite thanks but no thanks. Accept the fact you are a pig ugly cow who they would not touch with someone elses cock n deserve to be sworn at |
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Have I missed anything ?? "
Yes.
Rule 1: Be honest with yourself about what you want.
Rule 2: Be honest with other people about what you want.
Rule 3: Never do anything you don't really want to just to keep someone else happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and everyone is ... AMBISEXUAL.
fingering a pussy with one hand and wanking a cock with the other.
..... ambisexual..... nearly choked on my fag then! "
Never had you down as a fag lover laine |
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