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It would be awful wouldn't it. I think I'd live off tinned food until the crops I'd planted could be harvested, eat quite a lot of chocolate, break into a library spend my days reading. Break into car showrooms and drive a different car every day. I'd soon go completely bonkers from the constant noise of alarms going off and living with my own company |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Move into someone mansion, help myself to anything I wanted in the shops. Go around naked. Watch endless DVDs in the pool room, drive a new car every day from the showrooms, go on holidays in anyone's home I fancied along my trips, and repeat 
Mrs C xx |
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Absolute heaven.
I'd enjoy the silence, just listen to nature, enjoy clean fresh air.
Live out my remaining time enjoying the planet human free, help myself to the most expensive scotch I can lay my hands on then when I'm ready find an extremely tall cliff get very d*unk and step off in the dark. |
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I would grab all the coffee and biscuits. Grab all the books I still want to read from whatever bookshop was local. Drag a chesterfield rocking chair down to the beach, and spend my days reading and my nights watching the stars. It would be blissful Xx |
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I'd spent quite a while trying to develop monuments to people that I loved and will greave for, then got make sure the cunts I didn't like really are dead.
If bodies are still about start sanitising ad don't want to have my nice alone time ruined by a plague.
Take comfort in the fact I am simultaneously undisputed world champion in Boxing, Chess and Love Making. |
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"Find a Ford Mustang and go around the M25 as fast as I could playing the Who as loud as I could, drinking from a bottle of the best single malt whisky until I saw the light!"
There no light for you. Only good see the light |
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"Find a Ford Mustang and go around the M25 as fast as I could playing the Who as loud as I could, drinking from a bottle of the best single malt whisky until I saw the light!
There no light for you. Only good see the light "
You're right about one thing! |
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I’d probably be rocking in a corner waiting for a zombie to barge in.
But not before I’ve gathered as much alcohol as I can to lock myself in.
Oh and bring as many dogs as I can with me. Although they’d start shitting everywhere.
Oh god I don’t know! That’s a tough one. |
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"I’d probably be rocking in a corner waiting for a zombie to barge in.
But not before I’ve gathered as much alcohol as I can to lock myself in.
Oh and bring as many dogs as I can with me. Although they’d start shitting everywhere.
Oh god I don’t know! That’s a tough one. "
Oh dogs. Could have all the doggies. Look after them. Oh that’s better than people |
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"I’d probably be rocking in a corner waiting for a zombie to barge in.
But not before I’ve gathered as much alcohol as I can to lock myself in.
Oh and bring as many dogs as I can with me. Although they’d start shitting everywhere.
Oh god I don’t know! That’s a tough one.
Oh dogs. Could have all the doggies. Look after them. Oh that’s better than people "
100%
If all the dogs went too then there’s no point. Don’t want it. Have your world back! |
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I'd be absolutely fine!! I like my own company, fairly intelligent, can figure out shit, have half a barrel of common sense.
At some point after id established basics of shelter, food and water sources, I'd probably attempt to make contact with others once I have set up an off grid power set up to run a make shift ham radio set.  |
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"I'd be absolutely fine!! I like my own company, fairly intelligent, can figure out shit, have half a barrel of common sense.
At some point after id established basics of shelter, food and water sources, I'd probably attempt to make contact with others once I have set up an off grid power set up to run a make shift ham radio set. "
Forgot to mention.... I already have a 10year supply of spam and cornbeef so yer all fucked. I'll be fine.... |
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"I’d probably be rocking in a corner waiting for a zombie to barge in.
But not before I’ve gathered as much alcohol as I can to lock myself in.
Oh and bring as many dogs as I can with me. Although they’d start shitting everywhere.
Oh god I don’t know! That’s a tough one.
Oh dogs. Could have all the doggies. Look after them. Oh that’s better than people
100%
If all the dogs went too then there’s no point. Don’t want it. Have your world back!"
Yep. Totally agree. |
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By *alcon77Man 35 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
"Declare myself ‘Lord of the Universe’ & move into Buckingham Palace "
You could sleep in a different bedroom each night and it would probably take you the best part of a year to get the same one..  |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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I'd go into all the designer shops & choose myself the best outfits, handbags & shoes..
Maybe go to the liqueur stores & choose the bestest champagnes..
Would that be looting though  There'd be no one around to arrest me though either.... |
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"I'd go into all the designer shops & choose myself the best outfits, handbags & shoes..
Maybe go to the liqueur stores & choose the bestest champagnes..
Would that be looting though There'd be no one around to arrest me though either...."
Its not looting if you are the law |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"I'd go into all the designer shops & choose myself the best outfits, handbags & shoes..
Maybe go to the liqueur stores & choose the bestest champagnes..
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….. ^ she said lick her!…..  |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
Dorchester |
I'd do away with parking restrictions and speeding tickets oh and I'd have a mankini hanging in my wardrobe as a reminder of bad taste, I'd move to a warmer country not too warm mind then I'd sip cocktails until sundown, I'd put music on and dance on the beach I'd cut several trees down just because i can and because they were shading me, I'd terminate seagulls they may be protected but as the last person on earth they would have to meet their maker, I'd drive through red lights and I'd do away with credit cards and leave all bank doors and vaults open. I'd have like like sex dolls everywhere, i would have fish every night for tea |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I'd do away with parking restrictions and speeding tickets oh and I'd have a mankini hanging in my wardrobe as a reminder of bad taste, I'd move to a warmer country not too warm mind then I'd sip cocktails until sundown, I'd put music on and dance on the beach I'd cut several trees down just because i can and because they were shading me, I'd terminate seagulls they may be protected but as the last person on earth they would have to meet their maker, I'd drive through red lights and I'd do away with credit cards and leave all bank doors and vaults open. I'd have life like sex dolls everywhere, i would have fish every night for tea "
life |
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"I would go around fixing every ice cream machine in McDonald’s so when the world somehow becomes repopulated everyone could have a nice McFlurry
They are sooo nice! "
I wouldn’t know, machines have been broken too long so have to go home and have a choc ice  |
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Actually started really thinking about this last night and actually I think I'd spend time initially going house to house seeing if any pet's have been locked inside feeding and freeing them.
Probably end up with about 200 cat's and same dog's as pets. |
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"I would go around fixing every ice cream machine in McDonald’s so when the world somehow becomes repopulated everyone could have a nice McFlurry
They are sooo nice!
I wouldn’t know, machines have been broken too long so have to go home and have a choc ice "
Ooh no, I feel for you! Least you got a choc ice! x |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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I am suppriced no woman sed go to a sperm bank and save the world
For me probably go around ever fashion stores warehouse and dig out ever outfit they have and photo it
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Sit up on the moor (weather depending) with a few bottles of red and contemplate things. Was it all a dream? Did I make the most of it? Will the world heal now that we are gone? Could we have done better. Then I’d fill my pipe with St Bruno ready rubbed and watch the stars go out |
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"I would go around fixing every ice cream machine in McDonald’s so when the world somehow becomes repopulated everyone could have a nice McFlurry
They are sooo nice!
Carte d'Or is where it's at "
Now that depends on what flavour. lol x |
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"Make my way around the world visiting all the museums.
Also set as many zoo animals loose as I could."
I suspect you wouldn't survive long enough after visiting Longleat to work out how to fly a plane or steer a ship... |
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I think the first order of business would be to burn down the houses of anyone I didn't like. Sod it...they're dead and there's no fire brigade.
Then...free booze! I'd need to find a portable diesel generator or two for power as all the power stations will be offline. It isn't like anyone else will be using all the diesel left their tanks.
Oh and cars, any car I like! I wouldn' t do anything too stupid though as there aren't any ambulances if I wrap one around a lamppost. But still... VROOM!
Then find a sex shop and a Halfords. I mean, I'm gonna need all the puncture repair kits I can get.
I think I'd be OK. |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
Dorchester |
I'd move to an area that was powered by solar and had a vegetable garden oh and chickens, I'd obviously have an all electric car which would be free to charge, would i know i was the only person left on earth or do i believe their could be others, I'd have to learn to fly get myself a cessna, money would be pointless but as I'm the only person on earth i would have fantastic wealth |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Same thing I do now run around naked as often as possible (don’t want to freeze my arse off but so much happier out of clothes) and probably have a wank here and there when I feel horny. |
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"Same thing I do now run around naked as often as possible (don’t want to freeze my arse off but so much happier out of clothes) and probably have a wank here and there when I feel horny."
Pretty much this ?.? ?.? ?.? |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"I think the first order of business would be to burn down the houses of anyone I didn't like. Sod it...they're dead and there's no fire brigade.
Then...free booze! I'd need to find a portable diesel generator or two for power as all the power stations will be offline. It isn't like anyone else will be using all the diesel left their tanks.
Oh and cars, any car I like! I wouldn' t do anything too stupid though as there aren't any ambulances if I wrap one around a lamppost. But still... VROOM!
Then find a sex shop and a Halfords. I mean, I'm gonna need all the puncture repair kits I can get.
I think I'd be OK. "
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It sounds like you’ve thought about this a lot. |
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"I'd be absolutely fine!! I like my own company, fairly intelligent, can figure out shit, have half a barrel of common sense.
At some point after id established basics of shelter, food and water sources, I'd probably attempt to make contact with others once I have set up an off grid power set up to run a make shift ham radio set. "
You wouldn't even need any one to talk to. Just build two sets and let them talk to each other on some shit mode like FT8. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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It sounds like you’ve thought about this a lot.
Protein, protein everywhere...
(You wouldn't want to be in a plane crash with me. Have you ever seen "Alive"?)... "
 I’ll be the one going for help thank you very much. |
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wondering where everyone had gone and why was I left behind? 
How are you making your way around the world? 