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Fabbers... roast me 
If ya check my profile and veris...
You will realise that I am 'THAT' kinda prick
Go on.
I can 'take it'.
Most offensive gets a special prize x
I'll roast you like you've never been roasted before. And then block ye. Just for laughs.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"I do not like a roast. It just feels mean.
Bet you're glad I contributed to the thread 
Mrs TMN x"
I’m not actually. But you’re gonna do whatever to get on my nerves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"A bratty sub, who says please.
There's more brat in a bratwurst..."
Metal, your location says Sunderland but you appear to be typing reasonably well in English   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Do your worst
It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.
Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out "
Of your mouth, right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You dirty, dirty fuckers x
I'll start then, shall I?
To ALL of ye:
Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.
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Your mummy would’ve caught us…every.single.one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"You dirty, dirty fuckers x
I'll start then, shall I?
To ALL of ye:
Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.
"
Dads, useless aren’t they?
Explains why you post the way you do actually.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen.... "
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site. |
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen....
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site. "
Crying into my birthday cake now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen....
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.
Crying into my birthday cake now "
Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present |
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen....
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.
Crying into my birthday cake now
Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present"
Let me guess, is it an std test kit? |
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"You dirty, dirty fuckers x
I'll start then, shall I?
To ALL of ye:
Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.
Dads, useless aren’t they?
Explains why you post the way you do actually. "
My daddy was a prick. So yeah. The apple didn't fall far |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen....
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.
Crying into my birthday cake now
Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present
Let me guess, is it an std test kit? "
No. It’s a night in a hotel with me… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"This would be more fun if anyone on the thread was worthy of a roasting"
Goofy, what can we say about goofy?
No seriously, who tf is this guy? What can we say about him?
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"Do your worst
It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.
Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out
Of your mouth, right? "
Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls |
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"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.
Is that it Stephen....
Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site. "
'Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.
I thought you’d take it'.
Bet the OP's 'taking it' right now x
And horror of horrors...
Without consent |
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"Do your worst
It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.
Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out
Of your mouth, right?
Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls"
Well, they've definitely turned green recently.
And regularly get mercilessly pummelled by 4 guys at a time. |
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