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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner

Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Dvp, a bacon sandwich and a builders brew with two hot ripped young guys

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By *izzy.Woman 27 weeks ago

Stoke area

A cuddle and a passionate snog. Then a brew.

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By *loomy GirlWoman 27 weeks ago

leicester

A small cadburys button Easter egg that’s been in the freezer overnight

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By *reeSpiritElleWoman 27 weeks ago

Miles of beautiful golden sand, Dorset

A time machine

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Warm sunshine.

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By *smith87Man 27 weeks ago

totton

Naked snuggle and spoon

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By *asisfan25Man 27 weeks ago

Essex

I’d say friend and or someone to talk to everyday

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 27 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Doggy with a back massage

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner

Hmmm all of those in quick succession would be most welcome

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By *avexxMan 27 weeks ago

cheshire


"Doggy with a back massage"
,,,

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

A massage!!!

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner


"Doggy with a back massage"

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats

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By *or-QueeningMan 27 weeks ago

Manchester

A snuggle with a naked woman I like and feel relaxed with, interspersed with cunnilingus. Or just the snuggle, even.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 27 weeks ago

In a town full of colours


"Doggy with a back massage

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats "

Definitely better with a tall man who has long arms

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By *oo..Woman 27 weeks ago

Boo's World

A good pounding and then food

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By *ifesforliving84Man 27 weeks ago

Telford

As simple as friendship and company

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By *holoMan 27 weeks ago

Hastings

A good long kiss and a sexy cudling up and a beer while laying down on the sofa and holding eatch other tight and not keeping our hands of eatch other

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By *littleextraWoman 27 weeks ago

Lisburn

Man with a Prince Albert who likes hairy bbws

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By *red333Man 27 weeks ago

Dorchester

I don't need anything

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Good hot woman

So I buy her Easter eggs

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 27 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I don't need anything "

A T-shirt with "Love me, love my table" on it .

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"A good long kiss and a sexy cudling up and a beer while laying down on the sofa and holding eatch other tight and not keeping our hands of eatch other "

Yep.thats good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 27 weeks ago

North West

A cup of coffee. Mr KC is on the case!

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By *irthandgirthMan 27 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Spotting on this squat rack..

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

I don’t really NEED anything but I want back tickles and a long kissing session (naked preferably)

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By *osco78Man 27 weeks ago

Sheffield

A hug

And a long slow snog

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By *evon_LexiWoman 27 weeks ago

Devon

Easy like Sunday afternoon....long languid stroking, teasing and tasting

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By *esthetic21Man 27 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Champagne King prawn tagliatelle

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By *esthetic21Man 27 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A holiday

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 27 weeks ago

Ryde

A really good fart.

That brisket just isn't sitting right.

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By *icentiousCouple 27 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Sex swing or a spanking bench, can’t decide.

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By *yreGuy99Man 27 weeks ago

Wyre/Persh

To be put down.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Bed been a long night been up sins like 10 last night

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By *lan157Man 27 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

A magic wand

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By *ad HardcoreMan 27 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Fresh air, water, food, laughter, sex

Or a new episode of It's Always Sunny...

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman 27 weeks ago

La La Land

COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 27 weeks ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE! "

I have acquired my coffee

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 27 weeks ago

My Own Little World

For this pneumonia to feck off

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"Dvp, a bacon sandwich and a builders brew with two hot ripped young guys "

Sounds perfect

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman 27 weeks ago

La La Land


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee "

Where's mine?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton

A teleportation device to get me home .... guess a train will have to do lol

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By *enuine MikeMan 27 weeks ago

Guildford

I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 27 weeks ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine? "

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 27 weeks ago

North West


"I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed "

Actually, we need a plumber too. Can we share?

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By *obilebottomMan 27 weeks ago

All over


"I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed "

Me too. Good luck with that I would say.

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman 27 weeks ago

La La Land


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat "

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely

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By *ad HardcoreMan 27 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely "

...And the Sunday papers thanks

Lovely comfy bed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 27 weeks ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely "

If he takes his glasses off, he'll only see the outline. The rest he can imagine

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 27 weeks ago

Beverley

What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment "

Double vaginal penetration

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By *ad HardcoreMan 27 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

Double vaginal penetration"

Never tried that x

Never tried delivery vs payment either x

So what's best?

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Naked hugs would be nice x

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By *hubs101Man 27 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Naked hugs would be nice x"

I'm in

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By *uttymonkeyMan 27 weeks ago

devon

A kiss, a cuddle, maybe a easy sunday wind diwn and play... Plus pancakes

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By *lofeldMan 27 weeks ago

Redhill

A ciabatta, lightly toasted with sausages,onions and ketchup.

In fact...that's exactly what I'm going to have.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 27 weeks ago

Leeds

Quiet, dark & lots of tlc.

Mrs

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 27 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Someone to put the food shop away for me

MrsAbz

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By *lue RascalMan 27 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

A Mars bar ice cream would be lovely.

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By *iHungMikeMan 27 weeks ago

Shaw

A great kiss especially french then taken to bed for an afternoon of incredible sex

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By *niquehorn 69Man 27 weeks ago

stamford

A totally relaxed unhurried and naked Sunday afternoon laying on my bed chatting with a like-minded person over a few glasses of wine in the true spirit of Sunday being a day of rest

However......

Tomorrow is another day!??

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

huggle, snuggle, cuddle and ice cream.

then some slow sensual sunday sex

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By *heSwingingNerd42Man 27 weeks ago

down the road

Honestly just a hug will do rn

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By *cotsguyyMan 27 weeks ago

Belfast

A swift boot up the arse, Sundays are far too easy to lounge about on but I've things to get done.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

A horny story and a wank

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By *ust want fun 888Man 27 weeks ago

nearby


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

A bit of good luck, with whatever it may be or whether it’s on here

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By *reative-mindMan 27 weeks ago

Exeter

One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 27 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee. "

Ffs man.

That's a Friday/Saturday night dream.

This is Sunday afternoon.

Try to be appropriate

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner


"One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee. "

I'll pass on the coffee at this time of night...

The other seems most appropriate for a Monday night evening activity

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

Double vaginal penetration

Never tried that x

Never tried delivery vs payment either x

So what's best?

"

No idea I've tried neither lol

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner


"A swift boot up the arse, Sundays are far too easy to lounge about on but I've things to get done. "

Yes indeed, get that tool belt here, I've got stuff that needs drilling

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 27 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

To go to sleep... insomnia doom scrolling!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman 27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

To be able to hibernate for a week or two

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 27 weeks ago

Home

Sleep

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By *andK78Couple 27 weeks ago

Newport

Uploading a new pic and video, hope people like.x

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

A real good hard fucking

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

Better self control and the ability to turn my brain off.

But an orgasm and a bowl of midnight cereal will also do.

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By *istr3ssWoman 27 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

A new job

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By *cotsman269Man 27 weeks ago

Falkirk

My bed lol

Nightshift is a killer

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan 27 weeks ago

Barnsley

To play a game

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Only one in Hastings right now up for a bit of fun female

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By *ertcamembertMan 27 weeks ago

Reading area


"Only one in Hastings right now up for a bit of fun female"
Finished work and had a beer, so now it's bedtime

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By *bxanfCouple 27 weeks ago

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, Stourbridge

An hour in a hot tub and a threesome

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 27 weeks ago

Leeds

Nowt. I’m good.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"To play a game "

Haha. Jigsaw vibes!…

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By *anzer FernandoMan 27 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

A week with 8 days in it.

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By *ath_ladMan 27 weeks ago

Bath

A bloody good blow job and a sweet pussy in my face

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By *key1980Man 27 weeks ago

Okehampton

A cuddle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 27 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Body double

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"A bloody good blow job and a sweet pussy in my face "

At this time of the morning?

I need at least another 2 cups of coffee

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By *anzer FernandoMan 27 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

[Removed by poster at 26/03/24 05:24:07]

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

A shopping trip with 2 beautiful women topped off with a few glasses of wine followed by a night of exploring each other in a big hotel bed... mmmmm claire xx

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By *odders88Man 27 weeks ago

Northampton

A hamstring rub down, a new knee and a brew!

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By *ingerrrrWoman 27 weeks ago

Meath

Two gym boys to train with me and then devour me after in the shower

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By *elboy1978Man 27 weeks ago

Jarrow

I need sex right now

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By *lik and PaulCouple 27 weeks ago

Flagrante

Bacon and eggs

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Sausages

Hash browns

Tomatoes

Fried egg

Fried bread

Mushrooms

Toast

And a coffee

Please.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple 27 weeks ago

Reigate

About 2 more hour uninterrupted sleep, followed by a full English breakfast.

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By *lint-EverhardMan 27 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

A 1/2" 21-27 compression fitting, a 17-21 female multicouche tap fitting and a roll of PTFE tape.

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By *lint-EverhardMan 27 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"Two gym boys to train with me and then devour me after in the shower "

Need a spot?

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By *obilebottomMan 27 weeks ago

All over

Just got it. A big mug of tea and hope to be a bit better as have been freling a little rough last few days.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

I need a hug and lots of coffee this morning x

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 27 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Cuddles

So no chance of getting that in work lol

Failing that coffee bacon butty with hp brown sauce served by a naked women

Well you asked

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By *ornycougaWoman 27 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Coffee and a cock would be awesome

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome "

I came here to say this

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 27 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Muffins n muff

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome "

In what order?

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By *agertha73Couple 27 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

Cleavage. And lucky old me, got it!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order? "

Cock first for me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 27 weeks ago

Next Door

To have my pent up sexual frustrations relieved, by a hunky gent.

Bloody frustration having family in the house

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By *ornycougaWoman 27 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

I came here to say this "

Bring your mug and let's make a day of it!

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By *ornycougaWoman 27 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order?

Cock first for me "

Snap

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

I came here to say this

Bring your mug and let's make a day of it! "

Ooh thats a great idea

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By *weetiepie99Woman 27 weeks ago

cardiff

Def not a man. My friends and family please.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order?

Cock first for me

Snap "

Great minds think alike lol

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

A good pounding...

Guys on here to stop expecting me to be exclusive to them when we haven't even met yet nor have they asked me out on a proper date, if all I am wanted for is a fuck and to be fwb nsa etc then I'm not their gf so why am I going to be exclusive, owned, monogamous for them? X

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By *heonixrising500Man 27 weeks ago

Barnsley

A good cum

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Right now so hot kinky sexy ass slapping throat grabbing sexy or a cup of tea

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By *addyKayMan 27 weeks ago

romford

To be back where my recent video was enjoy the amazing view

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By *ros40Man 27 weeks ago

Bedford

Naked cuddle

Hands roaming

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Another massive cup of coffee and smack on the face it’s gonna be another one of those work days.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

My car fixed.

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By *iddlesticksMan 27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

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By *oeBeansMan 27 weeks ago

Derby

Coffee, definitely coffee

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty. "

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs

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By *iddlesticksMan 27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs "

I definitely need a pink gin

Hugs inbound.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs

I definitely need a pink gin

Hugs inbound. "

Aww thanks lovely x

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner


"Body double "

Let's do it! I ALWAYS need a body double

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By *red333Man 27 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I don't need anything

A T-shirt with "Love me, love my table" on it ."

it was a hotel desk lol

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

just around the corner


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

Cleavage. And lucky old me, got it!"

I'd say cleavage is only for special people, but if the truth be known, I'm a bit of a slut

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

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By *andydan69Man 27 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

A hot release

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? "

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

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By *WB85Man 27 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Cake. I need cake.

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By *ife NinjaMan 27 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Body double

Let's do it! I ALWAYS need a body double "

Nowt up with your body missus

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, … "

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

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By *yrone69xMan 27 weeks ago

carnforth

A naughty slut haha

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

A house empty of teenage spongers and a fuck of cock down my throat would be nice. Yes, drinking wine, and feeling horny.

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

A house empty of teenage spongers and a fuck of cock down my throat would be nice. Yes, drinking wine, and feeling horny. "

Off!

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"A small cadburys button Easter egg that’s been in the freezer overnight "

That is intriguing. I’ll get some for the kids. I’m diabetic so have to live vicariously through the kids!

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By *ife NinjaMan 27 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it? "

M&S chocolate squirty cream....quality and tasty

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"Warm sunshine."

Portugal last week was lovely. I almost considered going in the water.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it? "

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

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By *red333Man 27 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? "

yes i am

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

M&S chocolate squirty cream....quality and tasty "

You sound suspiciously like an ad for M&S... imagine the complaints to Ofcom!

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face "

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 27 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

"

Jeez you two get a room ...

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? yes i am "

Well, why aren't you here??

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By *lark_KentMan 27 weeks ago

Northampton

A cuppa and a hug. It's been a hard day at work

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"Doggy with a back massage

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats

Definitely better with a tall man who has long arms"

I had a lovely man who liked baby oil. So fucked doggy and lots of oiled sliding and rubbing. Not sure it was massage but very nice.

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By *unchalMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

I’m liking this post a lot. Thanks!

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By *lderflowerappleWoman 27 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"A cuppa and a hug. It's been a hard day at work"

I find a digestive biscuit or two with a cuppa also helps.

Here's a hug...

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By *rispyDuckMan 27 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Dinner & pic of boobies

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 27 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Umbrella as it’s raining

Hug coffee banging sex after

Oh and donner kebab

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman 25 weeks ago

just around the corner


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

I’m liking this post a lot. Thanks! "

You're most welcome

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By *andydan69Man 25 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

Releasing

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By *inxy777Woman 25 weeks ago

essex

Someone to meet and get friendly with

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

A cooked breakfast.

Drinks with a THAT guy.

A hot shower. Alone.

Rough sweaty sex.

Sleep. Alone.

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By *sWyldWoman 25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Probably for it to be Wednesday or Thursday

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By *exyEggsCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Germs to FUCK OFF

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 25 weeks ago

Southampton

A damn good fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

Jeez you two get a room ..."

She’s not even offered to buy me a coffee yet.

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By *andydan69Man 25 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

To be drained of a my full load

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet."

What's with the side boob hate!

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By *midnight-Woman 25 weeks ago

...

I'm annoyed with someone in my real life and need them apologise... Not war +peace, just a tiny, "I'm sorry" - it indicates accountability, and more importantly respect!!

... I doubt it will come though, so i will be an arse for a few days whilst i brood

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By *ife NinjaMan 25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Kiss, cuddle, spoons

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By *agnar73Man 25 weeks ago

Glasgow

More.

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By *elle xWoman 25 weeks ago

Doire Theas

Eggs would be nice

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 25 weeks ago

manchester

A third

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By *cotsguyyMan 25 weeks ago

Belfast


"Eggs would be nice "

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ?

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By *elle xWoman 25 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"Eggs would be nice

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ? "

In a cup they the bestest

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By *cotsguyyMan 25 weeks ago

Belfast


"Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet.

What's with the side boob hate!"

Nothing wrong with a nice side boob, now and then. Now would be nice

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By *cotsguyyMan 25 weeks ago

Belfast


"Eggs would be nice

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ?

In a cup they the bestest "

I knew you were a lady of exquisite tastes, in a cup it shall be, anytime.

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By *ot manMan 25 weeks ago

long eaton

A bj would be good any offers

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

A good massage

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