We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.
He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.
Only pretty people considered.
You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab. |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
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"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.
He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.
Only pretty people considered.
You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."
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"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.
He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.
Only pretty people considered.
You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."
Can I have the salad then please? Love the salad from the kebab place!
The kebab itself not so much
TIA
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Nah, the kebab needs all the trimmings of salad, garlic mayo and chili sauce. It can't be eaten in the shop and must be held out in front of you to be used as the kebab compass to navigate your way home. Dropping the occasional bit of food on the floor or jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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I am always up for being used as a sex toy
And the best off both worlds
I come with a awesome as for the guy to use
And a handle on the other side for the woman to use
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"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.
He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.
Only pretty people considered.
You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."
There's only one woman around here that demands Tea, toast and kink and she also has salad on her kebab and plump was waved goodbye too before lockdown. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Nah, the kebab needs all the trimmings of salad, garlic mayo and chili sauce. It can't be eaten in the shop and must be held out in front of you to be used as the kebab compass to navigate your way home. Dropping the occasional bit of food on the floor or jacket."
This made me giggle |
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"Nah, the kebab needs all the trimmings of salad, garlic mayo and chili sauce. It can't be eaten in the shop and must be held out in front of you to be used as the kebab compass to navigate your way home. Dropping the occasional bit of food on the floor or jacket.
This made me giggle "
Because you know you have done it right? Or are you the one following the coleslaw drops of the kebab leader? |
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