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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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No, the 90's sitcom. Your favourite lines please. I'll start:
"You see Eddie that's what you get for haggling...."
'Wot, a kick in the bollocks?....'
"No, he just sliped and steadied himself by placing his boot between my tesicles"!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""This is a sex shop isn't it?"
"Yes"
"I'll have 5 quids worth then"
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"That's very drol sir."
'Shall I tell it again?'
"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I can't see you but I bet you've all got smashing blouses on. "
"Tiny Eddie here and .......I........ live at the same house. If you play your cards right, we might be sleeping in the same bed". |
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By *r_reusMan 45 weeks ago
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""This is a sex shop isn't it?"
"Yes"
"I'll have 5 quids worth then"
"That's very drol sir."
'Shall I tell it again?'
"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"! "
'You've been working here too long mate' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""This is a sex shop isn't it?"
"Yes"
"I'll have 5 quids worth then"
"That's very drol sir."
'Shall I tell it again?'
"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!
'You've been working here too long mate'"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it "
That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!"
"But we havn't got a Donkey"
'Ok a sausage...?
"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"
....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'
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By *r_reusMan 45 weeks ago
Coventry |
""This is a sex shop isn't it?"
"Yes"
"I'll have 5 quids worth then"
"That's very drol sir."
'Shall I tell it again?'
"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!
'You've been working here too long mate'
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There's literally tens of videos online fans have made by remixing old Bottom clips into these ridiculous things called 'poops' which are hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""This is a sex shop isn't it?"
"Yes"
"I'll have 5 quids worth then"
"That's very drol sir."
'Shall I tell it again?'
"No thank you Sir, I'd rather have a pineapple violently inserted into my rectum"!
'You've been working here too long mate'
There's literally tens of videos online fans have made by remixing old Bottom clips into these ridiculous things called 'poops' which are hilarious "
Yes, I've watched some. Fantastic. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it
That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom. "
Ha ha aww thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Wiggle wiggle yes it’s real yes it’s peachy yes I have worked hard for it
That is not a line from any Bottom script I know of? But yes you do have a nice Bottom.
Ha ha aww thank you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""Are you calling me a liar?"
"No, I'm calling you a tosser.""
Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly. |
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By *rRiosMan 45 weeks ago
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"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!
"But we havn't got a Donkey"
'Ok a sausage...?
"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"
....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'
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I came here to say this! there is a great bit of their live show where they break character trying to get through a joke!  |
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By *r_reusMan 45 weeks ago
Coventry |
""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"
....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."  "
'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"How about pin the tail on the donkey?!
"But we havn't got a Donkey"
'Ok a sausage...?
"Or a sausage, or a pin....?"
....'Stick a bit of cellotape on the fridge!!!!!'
I came here to say this! there is a great bit of their live show where they break character trying to get through a joke! "
Don't me fooled. I've read that the mess ups are rehearsed to involve the audience more. Very convincingly done, but they're both stalwarts of the stage and pull it off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"
....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."
'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'"
..."Oh com on Eddie, we're dying for delicious cups of hot tea!" |
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""Are you calling me a liar?"
"No, I'm calling you a tosser."
Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly. "
Nope - it's from the pub quiz episode! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""Are you calling me a liar?"
"No, I'm calling you a tosser."
Guest House Paradiso. They didn't quite get it right. First half was bottom, the second disolved into plain silly.
Nope - it's from the pub quiz episode!"
I stand corrected. Yes it's a line from the episode (Dough) |
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""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"
....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."
'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'"
Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"
....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."
'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'
Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure "
He was. Legend. Rip Sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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""So how do you keep it so warm in here?"
....'We erm, make love.....Not together you understand. On our own....."
'Once upon a time, there was a big forest, and in the middle of the forest, there lived some trousers, called Dave'
Forgot about this one, fantastic. Rik Mayall was a treasure
He was. Legend. Rip Sir. "
To all that love Bottom. Watch the Dangerous Brothers. It will link A to B in how they got to script Bottom as their finished work of comedy gold. (Filthy Rich and Catflap) a detour. |
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You get born, you keep you head down, and then you die, if you're lucky!
Foxy stoat...
Well, you'll cum first, second or third.
If you look at my £50 I think you'll find it a might more risqué.
And many many more |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig
"For sex of any description!" "
Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig
"For sex of any description!"
Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later."
"What sort of bird would suit me?"
...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig
"For sex of any description!"
Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later.
"What sort of bird would suit me?"
...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'. "
Okey dokey then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig
"For sex of any description!"
Oh cheer up, Richie, there's loads and loads of ugly birds in the world, one of them's bound to so it with you sooner or later.
"What sort of bird would suit me?"
...'Well a deaf blind masochist really'.
Okey dokey then."
"Did you have the fish!?"
...'No I ate it'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"I think I'll just put Bollocks."
"Are there any little letters dangling from the first two squares...?"
'You're alright there matey... The only thing we've got so far is Vizzzbux!!'
"Well bang it in buster!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"And what did you do during the war Spudgun?"
'Nothing really I was unemployed'.
..."Oh well that's very convenient!!"...
'It was actually. I live just down the road from the jobcentre.' |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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This quote is really from " filthy rich and cat flap" but I use it often.
" After briefly dipping his feet in the waters of reason, the man with no brain returned to frolic on insanity beach" |
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