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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago

What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I love the puzzle solving from the Last Crusade. Could not go near creepy crawlies, heights, runaway minecarts or pretty much any of the exciting bits though because I am a wuss.

J

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By *ealitybitesMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast

No problem with any of the adventure shiz.

My holy shit moment would be having to work alongside Shia LaBoeuf

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot"

Hiya Penis Fly Trap x

Glad to see yer

My holy shit Indy moment would be - and I know its obvs...but...

SNAKES

My adventure would be along the lines of "The Boys From Brazil' or 'Marathon Man': late 70's/early 80's, rise of the 4th Reich

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By *9 kisses.Man 36 weeks ago

clacton on sea

Going from country to country visiting places were tourist don't go,

Don't have a problem with snakes but spiders no thanks,

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago


"What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot

Hiya Penis Fly Trap x

Glad to see yer

My holy shit Indy moment would be - and I know its obvs...but...

SNAKES

My adventure would be along the lines of "The Boys From Brazil' or 'Marathon Man': late 70's/early 80's, rise of the 4th Reich "

Hey

Got my name wrong lol

So you don't like snakes but I don't know what scene in the Indi films is the equivalent to what you wrote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago


"No problem with any of the adventure shiz.

My holy shit moment would be having to work alongside Shia LaBoeuf"

Your a fan?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’d be Indy just for the dashing hat. So worth it.

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By *ealitybitesMan 36 weeks ago

Belfast


"No problem with any of the adventure shiz.

My holy shit moment would be having to work alongside Shia LaBoeuf

Your a fan? "

The snakepit would be preferable

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot

Hiya Penis Fly Trap x

Glad to see yer

My holy shit Indy moment would be - and I know its obvs...but...

SNAKES

My adventure would be along the lines of "The Boys From Brazil' or 'Marathon Man': late 70's/early 80's, rise of the 4th Reich

Hey

Got my name wrong lol

So you don't like snakes but I don't know what scene in the Indi films is the equivalent to what you wrote? "

Soz, I did get your name wrong - which I love btw

I made that scenario up! Aren't I clever! The next Indy movie! Which will never happen!

From the movies then...the 1st scene, 'Temple of Doom'...Would love to experience the attempted poisoning and murder of myself at the hands of Triads. With a big band soundtrack

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago


"I’d be Indy just for the dashing hat. So worth it."

Forum challenge?

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By *dam1971Man 36 weeks ago

Bedford


"What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot"

The toughest adventure on earth - a bit like the quest for the three keys - it’s a quest for someone on Fab that’s sexually compatible, local, and finds you attractive. Any two of the keys are possible, but the three together is truly a heroic pursuit.

My ‘holy shit’ moment is finding out that what I thought was a woman’s profile is actually a man

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By *ascaIMan 36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I quite fancy running away from a giant boulder. Not only would I feel like Indiana Jones but another hero of mine.. Crash Bandicoot.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

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By *ellhungvweMan 36 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

"

Indiana Jones and the Lost Blister

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

No to snakes. Yes to Nazi punching and the fuckit gun draw

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"I’d be Indy just for the dashing hat. So worth it.

Forum challenge?"

Loved River Phoenix in '...Crusade'.

Very good casting, shame how he went

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By *cottish guy 555Man 36 weeks ago

London

Would be great to look as cool as indy in that hat. I'd just look like a twat. In a hat.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

Indiana Jones and the Lost Blister"

Indian Jones and the Quest for the Lost Fanny

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

"

Snitches and ditches when they catch you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"And meanwhile... The Scottish Forums latest post... Is 'Hillwalking' So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?"

There’s a reason I hang out in the Lounge and not the Scotland forum.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Just a thought... but 'mon x

Indiana Jones and the...

What?

Go

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Indiana Jones and the dildo of destiny.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

Snitches and ditches when they catch you "

You get the impression I give one flying fu#ck?

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"And meanwhile... The Scottish Forums latest post... Is 'Hillwalking' So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

There’s a reason I hang out in the Lounge and not the Scotland forum."

Ya know what?

Absa-fucken-lutely me too

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By *cottish guy 555Man 36 weeks ago

London

Indiana Jones and the bafflement of the battered haggis.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Indiana Jones and the thrilling threesome.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Indiana Jones and the clitoris commotion.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Indiana Jones and the tits of truth.

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

And meanwhile...

The Scottish Forums latest post...

Is 'Hillwalking'

So f*cking sexy. Funny too, right?

Snitches and ditches when they catch you

You get the impression I give one flying fu#ck?

"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Okay, I’ll stop.

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By *obilebottomMan 36 weeks ago

All over

Indiana Jones and the steak tartare.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Indiana Jones and the steak tartare."

Is that a euphemism?

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By *cottish guy 555Man 36 weeks ago

London

Indiana Jones and the unexpected introductory message from a lovely lady.

I'm living it now. Can't wait to see how it turns out.

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By *obilebottomMan 36 weeks ago

All over

Omg, your fertile imagination. It did make me laugh though and no it wasn't

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Indiana Jones and the dildo of destiny."

Off point for the lovely 'Penis Try Flap' maybe (and I think she is lovely, just maybe she doesn't accept she is), but...

"Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Destiny..."

I'd pay good money to f*ck that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 36 weeks ago

Leeds

I’d go to Antarctica and find the alien base.

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I’d go to Antarctica and find the alien base. The mr "

But that was the worst Indy film! I’m trying to forget the one with the aliens.

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By *ewcatWoman 36 weeks ago

Berkshire

I’d be a great Indiana Jones’s I already have the whips

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"But that was the worst Indy film! I’m trying to forget the one with the aliens."

Wait, hang on. Imagine if Indy was in The Thing.

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By *a LunaWoman 36 weeks ago

South Wales

I’d be worried about the size of the spiders that make those giant cobwebs they always find.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Okay, I’ll stop."

Don't

Indiana Jones and the Tits of Truth.

I'd watch that

Indiana Jones and the Boobies from Beyond x

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"But that was the worst Indy film! I’m trying to forget the one with the aliens.

Wait, hang on. Imagine if Indy was in The Thing."

So...

Indiana Jones and the Shite From Another Planet?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan 36 weeks ago

Bradford


"What adventure would you revel in and what would be your 'holy shit' moment?

I couldn't put my hand in the hole with the creepy crawlies

I'd love to follow a map/journey and find that X marks the spot"

I’d relax and enjoy my retirement ohh right yeah you said if I was Indiana ermmm I think I would be lost as I’m uselessly inadequate at working out kryiptic clues

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By *amoanMan 36 weeks ago

st peter port

I’d be Indy just for the cool fedora and the whip,

X would have to mark the spot on the map,

I can’t even find the clitoris??

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I can’t even find the clitoris??"

Don’t worry, I can.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Well, in keeping with the OP's original question...

Wacky car/vehicle chase with a mad running gun battle

Can't really think of an 'oh shit' moment....

well except for roller coasters but that's a long story

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By *antam AvershiresMan 36 weeks ago

Falme

It belongs in a museum

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago


"It belongs in a museum "

The arc?

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I can’t even find the clitoris??

Don’t worry, I can."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Indiana Jones and the crotchless panties.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Indiana Jones and the crotchless panties."

Indiana Jones And the Clit From Outer Space

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By *imi_RougeWoman 36 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Definitely Raiders of the lost ark... Anything to do with Egypt and mummies. I think oh shit might occur if one came to life.

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By *orny-DJMan 36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

If I were Indiana Jones, my 'Holy Shit' moment would be realising that my involvement with the search for the lost ark made absolutely no difference to the outcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

No snakes please. But I'll gallop along on horseback all day long.

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By *tylebender03Man 36 weeks ago

Manchester

I’ll be Indiana Jones, you be a hot Austrian spy

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago

I like the answers...

But only a few of you got it

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By *anda and CatCouple 36 weeks ago

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My holy shit moment was and would be our first swinging experience when a hot blonde pounced on the wife and she went for it. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP    36 weeks ago


"My holy shit moment was and would be our first swinging experience when a hot blonde pounced on the wife and she went for it. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven lol"

How is that relevant to the op?

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By *tylebender03Man 36 weeks ago

Manchester

Indiana Jones and the Penis Fly Trap. Coming to theatres summer 2025

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards

My holy shit moment would be when I realised that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I'm Han Solo.

And then my adventure would be giving up the pretty awesome Indy stuff for the far more awesome Han stuff.

'Coz Millennium Falcon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"My holy shit moment would be when I realised that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I'm Han Solo.

And then my adventure would be giving up the pretty awesome Indy stuff for the far more awesome Han stuff.

'Coz Millennium Falcon."

Epic answer

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My holy shit moment would be when I realised that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I'm Han Solo.

And then my adventure would be giving up the pretty awesome Indy stuff for the far more awesome Han stuff.

'Coz Millennium Falcon.

Epic answer "

Well, never tell me the odds.

And ta x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"My holy shit moment would be when I realised that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I'm Han Solo.

And then my adventure would be giving up the pretty awesome Indy stuff for the far more awesome Han stuff.

'Coz Millennium Falcon.

Epic answer

Well, never tell me the odds.

And ta x"

I like those odds

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