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"One of my dogs sit at the dinner table on a free chair while we eat & just takes in the conversation, looking at whoever is talking. Never makes an attempt to get to any food either." That's soo cute!!!  | |||
*I treated myself to a designer handbag - left it on kitchen counter 30mins - cat pissed in it | |||
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"My senile old cat likes to sleep in her catlitter tray while weeing in the plug hole of the bath "Mine piss down the plug hole! Relief against when they opt to piss on me in bed! 
I have 5 litter trays for 2 cats | |||
"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl. " You're living the dream | |||
"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl. You're living the dream "I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above | |||
"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl. You're living the dream
I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above "Seriously, 2 cats and a doggo is a joy! Daughter moved in - left 5 cats, 3 pregnant! I legit had 13 cats, and a dog in my house. It was beyond insane  - moral of the story. Don't have kids! | |||
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"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl. You're living the dream
I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above
Seriously, 2 cats and a doggo is a joy! Daughter moved in - left 5 cats, 3 pregnant! I legit had 13 cats, and a dog in my house. It was beyond insane - moral of the story. Don't have kids! "What? | |||
"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits. One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for. " Our cat used to do the same but with the kitchen tap. Out other one demands we go to bed as soon as he's eaten his 10pm dinner and always has to have a spoon with the Mr. I'm like a 3rd wheel | |||
" Our cat used to do the same but with the kitchen tap. Out other one demands we go to bed as soon as he's eaten his 10pm dinner and always has to have a spoon with the Mr. I'm like a 3rd wheel "She's a bugger for any tap/ running water. One of the boys will sleep in the bathroom sink in the summer to be cool. Spooning... bin bed be a nice thing if it wa just the one, but we've 6 so it can get hectic and thr bed is full before both of us of us are able to get in bed. | |||
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She also announces your entrance to a room after coming home from work with a hall howl half bark. I’m convinced she’s part husky | |||
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"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits. One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for. " My cat does this too, she will sit in the sink and cry until the tap gets turned on She shits in the bath and will hovver over the bath plughole as she wees She's going a little senile and she is missing my son, she loved him to the point of obsession, now he doesn't live at home anymore she will go into his room and scream as she cries, I am expecting to be reported as the scream sounds like she is being hurt. It's like she forgets 
She's obsessed with dogs, the bigger the better, she stalks every dog who walks past. I've known Dobermans refuse to walk past my house because She's sat on the pavement refusing to move
She bullies my German Shepherd, attacks him as he sleeps, or will try to use him as a cushion. He's amazing with her he stops he by holding her in his mouth, she just lies there and let's him despite his 50kg size he's never once hurt her
As for him, imagine buying an Andrex puppy off Temu.....My dog would turn up, he's obsessed with toilet rolls and likes to steal them, especially if you are sat on the pot, he then adds them to his collection on his bed.
If he wants attention he will steal stuff, 99.9 percent of the time you can leave anything including food laying around and he won't touch it, but when he gets in attention seeking mode anything goes.
He hides stuff, I have bought him toys over the years which he's hidden, only for him to remember months later and find it
Pigs ears get buried in the garden only to be dug up again in a few months before he it's like he prefers to eat it festered.
His bones he eats fresh, though he will chew it for a bit before he decides to share it with me, it gets flung onto my lap and he sits and watches, I have to pretend to eat it because if I give it back to him he just keeps flinging it at me
He collects cardboard and uses it as currency, if he wants a treat he will bring me a piece of cardboard to 'pay' for it.
Clever clever boy. He loves me and he adores my eldest son, if we pretend to fight he will go and get his high value ball and stand in the middle of us, ball apparently calms the situation down
But despite my animals being royal pains in the arse I could not be without them, especially my dog, he is bestest boy, my World and he knows it | |||
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"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits. One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for. " U can get a bowl on amazon which recycle the water round as cats do prefer running water x | |||
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"My dog shows her teeth when she’s excited you’re home or it’s someone she really likes. If you are scared of dogs at all I imagine it would be quite intimidating
She also announces your entrance to a room after coming home from work with a hall howl half bark. I’m convinced she’s part husky "What about the cute tricks she does. Adorable  | |||
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"Have 2 dogs or should I say bitches who're big into rimming each other and rimming the cat" Hahha. Yes our dog loves to eat the cats butt too 
So gross haha, but not like us perverts can judge really is it | |||
"One of my dogs sit at the dinner table on a free chair while we eat & just takes in the conversation, looking at whoever is talking. Never makes an attempt to get to any food either." I hate to break it to you. But I think your dog might be plotting against you. | |||
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